Hermione Granger was tossing and turning on the bunk.
The cat came to sleep with me last night, so what about tonight?
The girl couldn't help but have such expectations in her heart.
She didn't even close the door of the room on purpose, and the door facing the bed was ajar, with a gap slightly opened.
Hermione lay on her side on the bed, but her eyes were wide open, looking out of the crack of the door expectantly.
Just waited for a long time, but Fish was nowhere to be seen, which made the girl feel regretful
If I knew it earlier, I wouldn't have told Fish about what's there and what's not. Maybe it's because he explained to Maomao why he couldn't sleep together, so he didn't come over tonight.
However, if Hermione had to take the initiative to tell Fish that she wanted to sleep togethershe was too embarrassed to say so.
Just when the annoyed Hermione got a little sleepy from waiting and was about to go straight to sleep, she suddenly saw a small figure flashing past under the crack of the door, and Hermione, who was still fighting her eyelids, regained her energy in an instant.
Obviously, there could be no one else in this figure except Fisch, who had turned into a cat. .
Hermione waited patiently for a while, only to find that Fish didn't seem to want to come in at all
Sure enough, you shouldn't be reserved in the morning!
Hermione bit her finger, feeling regretful in her heart.
Waitwhy is there no sound outside?
Although cats often move silently, when Fish walks at night, they are not really so quiet, and they will still make some movement more or less.
Hermione suddenly had a flash of inspiration.
Could it be that Fish sneaked into the living room to watch TV?
After thinking about it carefully, Hermione couldn't help but smiled wryly, because she found that the possibility of this conjecture seemed very high.
It seems that Fido will probably not come to his room tonight
The girl bit her lower lip unwillingly, hesitated for a moment, then lifted the quilt and got up from the bed.
Tonight she didn't wear that mature nightgown anymore, and only wore a very ordinary printed pajamas.
Hermione gently pushed open the door of the room, poked her head out and looked around.
Sure enough, there was a faint white light flickering from time to time at the stairway.
Hermione walked out of the room softly and headed for the stairs.
Since there is no cat to sleep with tonight, then she will go watch TV with cat!
Isn't it just staying up late? Compared with the previous time using Time-Turner, this is so much easier!
Hermione walked down the stairs, and halfway she saw the situation in the living room. As expected, Fish was sitting there watching the TV, but because of the angle, she couldn't see the TV picture.
In addition, she couldn't hear the sound from the TV at all.
At this moment, Fish in the living room also noticed the movement when Hermione came downstairs. He turned his head and waved to Hermione cheerfully, still talking about something.
However, Hermione still couldn't hear a sound.
Hermione, who had also seen Dumbledore's sound-proof barrier, understood what was going on after a little thought. She quickened her pace and went down the stairs, walking in the direction of Fish.
"Ah ah"
However, when Hermione approached Fish, a burst of groans and gasps that made her blush and heartbeat suddenly came from her ear, which made her froze all of a sudden.
"Ahhhhhh!!!"
Hermione turned her stiff neck, looked at the white scene on the TV, and immediately screamed and covered her eyes.
"Meow?"
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Mao Mao tilted her head, looking at Hermione who had a huge reaction in puzzlement.
"Fei, Fei, Fei, Fei, Fish? What are you looking at?!!"
After screaming for a while, Hermione put down her hands, not daring to look at the TV any more, and yelled at Fish with a flushed face.
"Fisch is not very clear, I guess they are fighting meow?"
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The little cat scratched its own cat's head, and replied uncertainly.
The two people on the TV hugged each other, pinched and scratched each other with their "claws" non-stop, bit each other around the head and neck, and made weird moans
This should be a fight, right?
Although they have been beating for a long time, there are no scars on their bodies, and Maomao actually felt that something was wrong, but overall, it was still very similar to the movements of many animals when they fight.
"This is not a fight!"
Hermione finally reacted, she rushed to the TV, quickly turned off the TV that was still playing adult programs, and then turned around and shouted at Fish frantically.
"But they are obviously biting and biting"
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Mao Mao still insisted on his own judgment.
"He, aren't they biting each other, that'sthat's kissing"
Hermione didn't know how much effort it took to convince herself to give cats popular scientific knowledge on physiological hygiene.
"It's not like Fish has never been kissed before, kisses are like this!"
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The kitty stared at Hermione angrily, "Why do you have to learn from Minerva in this kind of thing! Fish is not so easy to deceive meow!"
"I didn't lie to you" Hermione didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
She tried her best to explain to Mao Mao in a way that Fish could understand: "This is a kind ofwell a more special kind of kiss, a kiss that can only be done between loverswell, lover means, my father Same as mom."
"girlfriend?"
Maomao immediately thought of the nouns mentioned by the twins before.
"Yes, there are also couples."
"Then why did they pinch each other? Fish also heard the applause Also, why did Meow Kiss take off all her clothes?"
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Mao Mao looked at Hermione seriously, and asked inquisitively.
Hermione felt like her cheeks were burning, and she hadn't actually watched any of these adult channels! How does she know why? !
It's just that at this point, instead of fooling Fish, it's better to continue to explain clearly.
She stretched out her hand and slapped her hot cheeks, and after she calmed down a bit, she answered carefully, "Because, uh, because they are not just kissing, but um doing a kind of uh A ritual that can only be performed between lovers?"
Hermione felt that explaining this kind of thing to Maomao was more difficult than taking twelve subjects, and Fish was still asking questions
"What kind of ritual is that?"
"Uh what ritual? It was, it was a ritual to ask God to give them a child."
Hermione finally couldn't hold it anymore, and could only use the explanations her parents used to deal with her when she was a child, although she asked how children were born.
However, Maomao knew more than Hermione imagined.
"Oh! Fish got it meow!"
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The little cat suddenly realized, "They are giving birth, right? Every year in March and April, many animals in the Forbidden Forest are preparing to give birth. Fish has seen it many times, meow!"
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Mao Mao raised his chin triumphantly, and then turned his attention to the TV that was turned off again. He has never seen how humans give birth to babies, so he is still very interested in this matter.
"It turns out that human beings give birth to babies like this? Fish didn't even finish watching it just now"
As he spoke, he wanted to press the TV switch again.
Then she was hugged tightly by Hermione.
"Can't watch it! You must never watch it again!"
"Why meow?!"
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Fish frowned dissatisfiedly, "Hermione, don't you want to learn how to have a baby in the future?"
"No need!!!"
shrieked Hermione, ashamed and angry, and succeeded in making Fish give up the idea of ??turning on the TV.
"Then you know how to give birth? Quickly tell Fish Meow! And why do humans take off their clothes when they give birth?"
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Mao Mao looked at Hermione expectantly, and asked her doubts.