A very miraculous scene happened at Hogwarts recently. Slytherin, who has always despised Lockhart the most, is actually talking and laughing with Lockhart these days.
And several students including Malfoy, like Gryffindor's freshman Colin, often hold a camera to take pictures around.
It's just that Colin took Harry, while Malfoy and the others took Fish.
Then everyone knew that the students of Slytherin were actually learning how to take pictures with Lockhart, and the pictures they took were indeed much more beautiful than Colin's.
This aroused Colin's competitive spirit, so he also went to find Lockhart to learn some photography skills
Then practice with Harry Potter.
And this guy Lockhart ran out from time to time and took him to take a group photo with him.
It annoyed Harry a lot.
Everyone did not expect that Lockhart, the "bragging king" and "story king", actually had this ability.
However, after thinking about his personality and habits carefully, I feel that this matter is very logical After all, with this guy's temperament, he will indeed study such boring things as which angle to shoot from, so that he is the most photogenic.
The King of Stories is Lockhart's new nickname. After being beaten by Fish, his Defense Against the Dark Arts class became a story club, but he no longer invited people to perform with him.
As a result, his class was actually quite popular, after all, Lockhart's level of storytelling is really not bad.
And more or less, they really learned something from those stories Although compared with normal courses, they definitely learned less, but at least they didn't gain nothing.
After a period of time, the overall evaluation of the students was not bad, especially Fisher, who listened very carefully to every class
This made Dumbledore relieved, and finally he didn't have to rush to find a new professor.
But it also made Professor McGonagall very frustrated
Recently, she even began to secretly study how to make the transfiguration lessons into stories for Fish
"In the end, Isobel Ross successfully defeated Isabel and won the Most Potential Newcomer Award from "Transfiguration Today."
Today is the first time that Professor McGonagall told Fisher the story of his own experience and change. I have to say that it is indeed a bit emotional to tell a story about his achievements like this.
However, there is still a difference between her and someone like Lockhart. It would be a bit embarrassing to boast directly, so she changed the protagonist of the story to her mother's name.
Professor McGonagall nodded in satisfaction, and then looked at Fish who was lying on his lap.
"zzzzzz" (=”„w”„=)
At this time, the kitten's posture has turned to face up, with its belly exposed outside, its two front paws raised straight above its head, its head and two hind legs turned in opposite directions, sleeping very sweetly.
The corner of Professor McGonagall's mouth twitched and fell silent.
When she was reading Lockhart's story, the lazy little cat listened intently to the end without even taking a nap.
Looking at Fisher's appearance now, it is obvious that he is not interested in the story he adapted at all
Is my own story so different from that guy Lockhart? !
thought Professor McGonagall indignantly.
In fact, this is also normal. After graduating, Professor McGonagall entered the Ministry of Magic's Department of Magical Law Enforcement. This can be said to be one of the most boring positions. After that, she returned to Hogwarts. Served as a professor of transformation until now.
Even if she joined the Order of the Phoenix to fight against Voldemort during the period, she mostly stayed in the school and was responsible for protecting those students of Muggle descent In addition, it is not suitable to tell Fish about the things during this period.
Therefore, apart from the experience of fighting against the Dark Lord, Professor McGonagall is naturally inferior to the "Gideroy Lockhart" who is tolerant of all rivers and rivers in terms of the excitement of his life experience.
Except for the temporary inconvenience and the experience mentioned by Fish, Professor McGonagall's most glorious period was when he was studying at Hogwarts.
And what she personally misses the most is playing on the Quidditch team It's a pity that Fish is not interested in this sport at all.
Therefore, she could only pick one award-winning experience to tell Fish.
But obviously, Fish doesn't like to listen to such boring stories and poor adaptations at all. Being able to stay and not run away is already giving Professor McGonagall a lot of face.
"Meow?" (=¦µw??=)Seemingly aware that Professor McGonagall had stopped "chanting", Fish shook his ears and woke up.
He first yawned a lot, then just lay on Professor McGonagall's lap and began to lick his little paws and rub his face.
"Fisch."
Professor McGonagall shouted to the kitty who was rubbing his face with a complicated expression.
"Meow?" (=¦µw¦µ=)
Fish stopped his movements and looked up at Professor McGonagall.
"Is the story just now not pleasant?"
Reaching out to hug Fish, and then put him on the table, Professor McGonagall stared into the kitten's eyes and asked very seriously.
"Meow~" (It's boring, Fish doesn't like it.)
I didn't know that this story was adapted from Professor McGonagall's personal experience, so Fisher replied bluntly without thinking too much.
Then he added, "Meow, meow." (It's the same as Professor Binns's class, I feel sleepy after listening to it.)
"Isis it?"
The corner of Professor McGonagall's mouth twitched a few more times. She was also a student of Professor Binns, so she naturally knew what the history of magic was like.
Is your own story that bad? !
Giving Fish a stern look, Professor McGonagall thought indignantly.
"Meow?" ”Ńw”Ń
Little Fish was dazed by Professor McGonagall's stare, and he didn't know how he made her angry again.
Looking at the innocent little expression on the cat's face, Professor McGonagall immediately dissipated most of his anger.
She rua'd Fisch's cat's head fiercely, then patted his butt, waved her hand at the dazed kitten angrily, and said, "Okay, okay, today's After the story is finished, go and play by yourself, and remember to go back to the dormitory early to sleep."
Although the anger has subsided a lot, Professor McGonagall still has a little resentment in his heart.
If it's just because the story is not as exciting as Lockhart's, Professor McGonagall can barely accept it. After all, Lockhart is a professional liar and best-selling author, so it's normal that he can't compare.
But it would be going too far to say that her story is as much a lesson as Binns taught!
Thinking of this, Professor McGonagall couldn't suppress his anger.
Minerva looks so strange today
Professor McGonagall's mood switching was too fast, which made Fish a little confused, so he didn't leave immediately, but moved his head to Professor McGonagall's hand and rubbed it a few times.
"Meow?" (Minerva, are you okay?)
The little cat asked with concern.
Now Professor McGonagall's anger disappeared in an instant, she smiled and scratched Fish's chin, and then said honestly: "It's okay, it's just that the story just now is my experience when I was a student, I thought you would like it .”±
"Meow" (Minerva, you were so boring when you were in school)
?w?
Even knowing that this is the real experience of Professor McGonagall, the honest little cat still speaks out.
"Hurry up, hurry up! You little bastard knows how to piss me off!"
Professor McGonagall, who had only warmed his heart for a few seconds, suddenly felt a burst of heartache, and angrily drove away the "big filial son" Fish.
"Meow!" (Fisch was right again!)
(=`w'=)
Fish argued unconvinced, and then quickly jumped off the desk and slipped out of her office before Professor McGonagall got angry.
It's already boring, no wonder Minerva is not allowed to do this now
It must be that her previous life was too boring, so she didn't want me to have fun!
snort! Minerva is a big villain!
The kitten that slipped out of the office was wandering around the castle as usual, slandering Professor McGonagall.
At this moment, a somewhat erratic voice suddenly sounded from behind the little cat.