? Meeting twice in one day, Dongfang Herring thinks this is not fate, but evil fate. However, the flower burial man eats his food, they are next door, and no one can touch the other.
There are a lot of papers in the bamboo cage. Dongfang Herring flipped through them, and finally felt that it was all luck anyway, so why pick and choose? So I took out the one closest to my hand.
"As long as you don't open it, you can still change it. If you open it, you can't change it." The waiter should only look like 18 or 19 years old, still childish, with a good heart.
"Thank you for your reminder. However, there is no need to change it. This one is the only one." Dongfang Herring said embarrassingly. Lianlu came out.
"Looking at the river tower, looking at the river flow, looking at the river flow downstairs at the Wangjiang tower, the river tower is eternal, and the river flow is eternal."
"So many words!" The couplets in Dongfang Herring's impression are only five, seven, or nine words. The above couplets in front of me are a bit too much.
"A lot of words is not necessarily a bad thing." Little Pudding said fruitfully.
"Why?" Dongfang Herring looked up at her.
"There are more words, and the meaning is easier to understand." Little Pudding said fruitfully.
"It makes sense!" Dongfang Qingyu looked at the first couplet, Jianglou and Jiangliu, and focused on these two. The meaning is easy to understand, but he lost his attention to the second couplet.
Mountains against water, sun against moon, wind against clouds, these are the formulas for pairing up in elementary school. It sounds easy, but after thinking about it carefully, his mind is like a paste, rolling back and forth. Words such as liu and shanhe cannot form a complete sentence.
He looked at Little Pudding Guoguo very spinelessly, and Little Pudding Guoguo had already started writing on the blank paper with a pen. The brushwork is brisk and flowing, and soon, a pair of second couplets appear on the paper. This time Zhang Si
"Yinyuejing, Yinyueying, Yinyueying in Yinyuejing, Moonwell Ten Thousand Years, Moon Shadow Ten Thousand Years!"
"Okay!" Dongfang Herring clapped vigorously. Although he couldn't see that he was sorry, he knew that Pudding Guoguo was a person. If he was not sure about something, he would not do it. Now that he did it, it means there is no problem, so naturally That's a good link.
"I just saw this couplet before, does this count as cheating?" Little Pudding Guoguo asked the beautiful waitress.
"As long as you don't check your phone, it's okay." The beautiful waiter replied.
"Is this correct?" Dongfang Herring asked.
The beautiful waiter took out her mobile phone to take a photo of the couplet, sent it out, and said to Dongfang Herring: "I don't count on what I say, the boss needs to see it."
"Can I try again?" Dongfang Herring was eager to try, and Little Pudding Guoguo easily answered the second line, which greatly boosted his confidence.
"Yes!" The beautiful waitress nodded, and Dongfang Herring immediately grabbed an upper link and came out.
"Swimming in the West Lake, carrying the tin pot, the tin pot falls into the West Lake, what a pity for the tin pot!"
Seeing this couplet, the beautiful waiter immediately cast a pitiful look at Dongfang Herring, but Dongfang Herring didn't see it, and he was still reading it.
"It doesn't seem to be difficult. I was swimming in the West Lake with a tin pot, and I felt it was a pity to fall in." Dongfang Herring looked at Little Pudding Guoguo.
"West lake and tin pot have the same pronunciation, and the last four characters have the same pronunciation, so the degree of difficulty is very high." Little Pudding Guoguo said.
"Let me think about it!" Dongfang Herring used his brain and came down for a while, and found that the seemingly simple things contained university questions, and returned to the situation in the first Shanglian. He seemed to know everything, but he seemed to know nothing. , Itching through the pants, extremely uncomfortable.
"Our boss said, the first one to pass the link." The beautiful waiter announced the good news.
"I'd better save some brain cells and save them for dinner." Dongfang Herring gave up. He felt that he didn't have the talent for antithetical couplets. Little Pudding Guoguo suddenly said, "Let me try!"
"If you pass Nanping, you can buy a blue bottle. You can get a blue bottle in Nanping, and it's rare to get a blue bottle." After finishing writing, Xiaopuding Guoguo frowned, grabbed the brush and couldn't bear to put it down, and said, "That's right, it's not neat, but this is already The best I can think of."
"You are already very good. Many customers have chosen this Shanglian before, and they have no clue." The beautiful waiter admired it very much.
"Are you talking about me?" Dongfang Herring said.
"No, no, I mean someone else." The beautiful waiter forgot that Dongfang Herring was also one of them, stuck out her tongue in embarrassment, and hurriedly took a photo of the second couplet written by Xiaopuding Guoguo.
This time, the reply message was very fast: the artistic conception was not enough, and I barely passed the test.
"So, we can eat two signature dishes.gone? Guoguo, you are too powerful. "Dongfang Herring gave a thumbs up.
"That's because the boss doesn't care about it, otherwise he probably won't be able to pass the test." Little Pudding Guoguo smiled wryly.
"It doesn't matter, our boss is just trying to create an atmosphere, and we don't have to embarrass anyone. As long as it is passable, our boss will rate it as a pass." The beautiful waiter explained.
"So, I can't get past it at all." Dongfang Herring said that he was very sad. It has been a long time since he was discriminated against because of lack of culture.
"Everyone has different strengths and characteristics. The boss is not good at pairing, but he is very good at other aspects." The beautiful waiter hurriedly comforted her.
"Since you're here, let's see more. I'll do a couplet again, okay? Will there be any fouls?" Dongfang Herring asked.
"No, you have already matched two, you can match the third." The beautiful waiter said. Dongfang Herring has no pressure this time because he is ready to donate money.
If you eat other people's food, you always have to pay something. He has made up his mind that he will donate no matter whether it is right or not.
"It's raining heavily, afraid of being caught in the mud, eggs and tofu are left for the son-in-law, and the son-in-law will never return!"
"The first two sentences, I know what they mean. It's raining. It's not easy to go back. I'm afraid I'll step on the mud. What do you mean by eggs and tofu? Use these things to entertain your son-in-law?" Dongfang Herring waited for his eyes. Couplets with commas. 强牺  读牺
"This couplet, don't look at it like this." Little Pudding Guoguo said.
"What do you think?" Dongfang Herring asked.
"This couplet is said to be the words of [Qing Dynasty] Zhong Yunfang's father-in-law to retain his son-in-law when it rains. It seems ordinary, but in fact it is well-intentioned and wonderful. Because it cleverly uses homophonic puns, the whole couplet is full of ancient people's names. For: Xia Dayu: [Xia] King¡¯s name; Kong Zhongni: Confucius word Zhongni; Ji Dan: [Zhou] the name of King Wu; Du Fu, Liu Yuxi: [Tang] poet; Zimo, Yan Hui, Confucius¡¯ student "Little Pudding" Fruity way.
"Have you seen it?" Dongfang Herring was very excited, and Little Pudding Guoguo was his lucky star.
"It's a coincidence." Little Pudding Guoguo started to write, and soon, the next couplet came out.
"Injury to the heel, fear of invading the body, no medicine, no medicine, safe life, you need to cherish it when you need it!"
"[Shang] Zu Geng: [Shang] king's name; Ji Jisheng: [Chunqiu] Zheng Zhuanggong's name; Wu Yi: [Three Kingdoms Shu] general; Mei Yao: a character in "Feng Shen Bang"; An Qisheng: [Han] immortal ; Junxu: Fang Junxi, Song Fang Fengchen (1221-1291) was originally named Mengkui, styled Junxi, and nicknamed Jiaofeng. He was a servant of the Ministry of Military Affairs, a national history editor, except officials, and a minister of the Ministry of Rites!" Xiaopuding Guoguo explained.
"Bull!" Dongfang Herring merged thousands of words into one word. Apart from this word, he has no other words to express the joy and pride in his heart. make big make owl