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Xu Bao caught the traitor and handed it over to his eldest brother for interrogation. Horses, cattle and sheep were locked up for disturbing the people
The end of the year is coming soon, the wind is very tight, and everything is not peaceful. I didn't expect Fatty Zhang to come to Shanxi again, and he brought a lot of gifts
He brought two sets of clothes, trousers and shoes for the big cat, and two sets for Tyson, hypocritically saying that it was for matching, of course, you know
Tyson's clothes fit very well, from head to toe, as if he had measured them himself. The fat man's eyes were so vicious, I don't know how many times he saw them in his dreams, and the third aunt squinted at the fat man several times.
The fat man quickly took out a bottle of perfume and handed it to the third aunt, and said with a smile: "Third aunt, this is a perfume imported from the United States, which is most suitable for a woman with charm like you."
The third aunt was really happy, she gave Fatty Zhang a sneaky look, and she took the perfume and left with a twist.
The simplest gift from Xu Bao is chocolate. Xu Bao was also very happy. If you say that this fat man is very clear about other people's preferences.
However, he said that he came to bid farewell, and China was about to go to war. His Mr. Golden Cudgel Brand Horn was selling very well and had already been exported to the other side of the Atlantic Ocean. He planned to go to the United States to develop. He looked at Tyson and asked in a low voice: "Would you like to come with me? China is about to go to war and it's not peaceful. I hope you will come with me."
Tyson wore the clothes given by Fatty Zhang, and was very moved. He was an eight-foot man with wet eyes. His mother also made clothes for him when he was a child, but it was just a piece of rag, not as good-looking as the ones given by Fatty Zhang.
He was very moved, but there was an unexplainable emotion. Tyson looked at the big cat, pondered for a long time and said, "I can't go. If we are still alive in the future, I will go find you."
Fatty Zhang was very disappointed, but it was precisely because of Tyson's words that he respected Tyson even more. If Tyson followed him in a hurry, he might not be happy either.
This is the essence of Tyson, never abandon or give up.
Fatty Zhang decided to take a few photos of them after persuading them to no avail.
So Tyson lifted the big cat, clicked, and took a picture.
The big cat was on a high place, whining and howling, but no one paid attention to it. Its eyes were very aggrieved and seemed to contain tears, and it complained: "Your sister Tyson, you have to play cool, don't lift him up, he is afraid of heights." Syndrome, do you understand!"
Of course the protest is invalid.
Xu Bao also wanted to take a photo with the big cat. The big cat stood up stinky, leaning against the wall, with one front claw supporting the wall, one paw resting on Xu Bao's shoulder, standing on one leg, With only one leg hooked up, and wearing the suit vest and breeches that Fatty Zhang made for Big Cat, he was like a pomaded version of Xu Wenqiang, the boss of Shanghai Bund.
Fatty Zhang took a lot of pictures, and the eyes of the big cat became more and more gloomy. Its inner monologue was: being a human being is too hard, I have to stand up, and I want to get down, okay?
Finally, after the filming was finished, Fatty Zhang took a family portrait of Xu Bao's family with his camera, and then bid farewell in a hurry. He heard that he was going to the United States. Since then, Tyson has added an emotion called "sorrow".
When he arrived in the United States, Fatty Zhang developed the photos and shocked the photo studios in the United States. This tiger is so domineering, it is a gentleman, and the girl next to the tiger is standing with the beast. Hurry up, set her off like an angel, her eyes are black and bottomless, as if she is not a mortal. A company called Kodak bought Fatty Zhang the right to use this photo at a high price If this photo is used as an advertisement for Kodak, the effect must be very shocking
?Because of the war, there was no way to contact the country. Fatty Zhang didn¡¯t want money, but he thought it was really beautiful, so he agreed. People in this era think that it is a good thing to publish photos. So Xu Bao became famous abroad again, appearing in front of the people of the world as an angel with a tiger, where there is Kodak, there is Xu Bao.
Everyone found out that this angelic girl was Chinese, so they paid more attention to China's war.
But the gentleman tiger that people all over the world think of is actually not a gentleman at all. The big cat has learned a lot of bad habits after staying with people for a long time.
For example, today, while everyone was not paying attention, the big cat stole the bacon that Xu Bao had prepared with great painstaking efforts, leaving dozens of pieces of meat without leaving a mouthful, and swallowed them all sharply, because it was bacon , it must have the smell of bacon, Xu Bao searched everywhere, and heard that the big cat was full and hiccupped non-stop, and all it came out was a smell of bacon, which made Xu Bao mad to death!
She picks the best pork belly, fat and thin, and this kind of meat is the best for bacon.Fang still couldn't let her go, for fear of accidentally hurting her.
At this moment, Xu Bao heard that there were two funny big iron men, and came over curiously for a stroll.
Sure enough, everyone was not lying, there were really two iron men standing in the room stupidly, and Xu Bao rushed over to watch them.
However, he found that they were all standing, so Xu Bao went over with snacks, shook them in front of them, and said, "Are you tired? Sit down and have some tea. You are welcome to sit if you want!"
The two iron men look at me, I look at you, they really can't bend, the armor is too bulky, they can only stand
"Okay, you are so polite, if you don't sit down, then I will sit down." Xu Bao then took out snacks and Coke, sat down and looked at them curiously, while eating.
After eating for a while, Xu Bao saw that they still didn't move, and asked strangely, "It's not a dummy, is it?" So she took the Coke bottle in her hand and hit the iron man on the head. Suddenly, the pure steel helmet made a loud noise, shaking The two iron men directly wanted to pass out, and made a loud noise of protest, which was more painful than the slashing and shooting just now. They yelled loudly
In Xu Bao's ears, it was fluttering. It seemed a bit noisy, so he took two cotton candies and blocked the nostrils of Iron Man Then the two people inside suddenly felt that the air was so thin, so thin
Xu Bao saw that they still didn't respond It wasn't that they didn't respond, it was because the armor was too heavy to move So Xu Bao took another cup of tea and poured it over their heads to see if they would jump up It turns out that the knife can't get in, but the water can penetrate.
But Xu Bao felt that these two people were just like two flowers, which could absorb water. If you poured a glass of water from the head, it would not reach your feet.
When pouring the sixth cup of tea, Xu Bao accidentally knocked down the desk lamp next to the kettle, and the light bulb broke with a crack.
Xu Bao saw that it was over, he had only come here for a while, the light bulb was broken, and the ground was full of water, Bull Bush saw that he was going to yell at himself again, so he opened the door and went out without any hope, and left
The desk lamp that fell on the ground in the room is precarious, and the filament is about to touch the water and the water is continuously seeping out from the bodies of the two iron men Once the power is turned on
The two iron men were yelling, yelling, looking at the shaking desk lamp, even if Bull Bush just pointed a gun at them, they were not so scared
Before fainting, the steadfast and unyielding Zhu Xiaotian thought, as long as he can get out, I will recruit anything! (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com