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When Oreo was bragging, the most rigorous soldiers in the world, the soldiers who did not leave their posts without orders from their superiors, all ran into the banquet hall without authorization, because there were too many people in it, and the tiger would not catch up with them.
All of a sudden, the banquet was in chaos, and Oreo's face was as black as a modern Oreo cookie. Embarrassed, he said to Wu Anguo: "Mister Wu, this must be an accident, you know, life is always full of accidents!"
Wu Anguo deeply agrees with this.
Let Oreo wipe the sweat, it's too shameful
He gave those soldiers a lesson, no matter what they explained, he would not listen, and let them go back to their posts and do their jobs well.
The subordinates really wanted to talk: "I say" was interrupted by Oreo.
Another subordinate stood up and said: "i say" was interrupted by Oreo again, and finally the third subordinate stood up and just said: "i say", Oreo directly gave him a Slap: "out, now!"
So the Indian soldiers went out obediently, and the name of the Indian Ah San was also spread. They always like to add "i say" before they speak.
Poor Ah San, Ah San didn't finish talking for a long time. I have to continue to face the terrible tiger again.
Unexpectedly, when they went to the yard, they saw a more terrifying scene. A young Chinese girl was feeding the ferocious tiger with a bowl of delicious curry beef.
The tiger actually showed a desperate expression, with a look of contempt for that bowl of delicious curry beef
Xu Bao squatted in front of the big cat and shouted: "Big cat, eat quickly, eat quickly, this beef is delicious, there is no one at home!"
The big cat snorted. It hated the smell and turned its head away.
Xu Bao hugged its neck again and turned his head back, saying: "Big cat, good boy, I didn't mean not to take you in just now, look, I will remember to bring you delicious food as soon as I'm full. Don't be angry, be good, eat it, it's delicious, although it's yellow like poop, but it's really delicious! I won't lie to you!"
The soldiers were amazed to see the girl communicating with the tiger. Can the tiger understand? And why didn't the tiger bite her? In India, the Bengal tiger eats more than 40 catties of meat for a meal, which is enough for two meals for a little girl.
It doesn't matter what others think, anyway, Xu Bao thinks that the big cat can understand her words, she continues to mobilize the big cat with a twittering, and scratches the big cat's head with one hand, the big cat lies comfortably, and finally does not Knowing whether it is too hard to watch the owner, or knowing that the owner's good temper lasts for half an hour at most, and he will get up and beat himself after a long time, the big cat obediently bows his head to eat the unpalatable curry beef.
Almost swallowed with eyes closed.
After eating the first piece, it didn't seem so unpalatable. The big cat continued to eat the second piece, and the third piece the speed was getting faster and faster. This yellow and poop-like meat was actually delicious.
After eating the beef, Big Cat no longer rejects the smell of curry. On the contrary, he still thinks the curry is very fragrant, and feels that the whole yard is full of curry fragrance.
After Xu Bao fed the big cat, he went in and let the big cat play outside by himself.
The big cat sniffed and found that every strip of meat standing was curry-flavored, so fragrant
Except for the panic just now, the banquet inside went on harmoniously and beautifully.
? Oreo proclaimed how good their military supplies are and how high-quality their soldiers are.
Wu Anguo smiled and said: "Mr. Oreo is right, but you are in China, I believe that Chinese soldiers will provide you with more comprehensive protection. There is a saying in China that you do as the Romans do!"
The translator translated Wu Anguo's words to Mr. Oreo.
But he seemed very disapproving. Could this be Mist Wu¡¯s last reliance? How could the British Empire ask you Chinese to protect him? It¡¯s ridiculous.
So he said firmly: "no, no, no! Mister Wu, the soldiers trained by our British are the best in the world. They are not afraid of danger, even if the danger is in front of them, they can calmly promise not to shoot. Even shooting is elegant and uniform, meticulous."
Oreo asked the translator to translate all his words accurately to Mister Wu.
The interpreter had just finished his last sentence when suddenly, "Bang! Bang! Bang!" several chaotic gunshots came from outside the yard.
The proud Oreo almost fell off the chair in fright.
It turns out that Xu Bao just gave me??However he yelled, the soldiers ignored him, because anyone who woke up and saw a tiger in his arms, or a tiger sleeping in the house couldn't calm down
At noon, Wu Anguo and the decadent Mr. Oreo signed a military supply purchase contract, which was 50% cheaper than the original negotiated price, and these British people agreed to accept the protection of Chinese soldiers.
Xu Bao took the big cat and left in the car with his big brother. When he left, Mr. Oreo politely gave him a big bucket of curry beef.
Looking at the gradually shrinking car
Mr. Oreo wiped the sweat from his forehead with a handkerchief and said to himself: "This Chinese soldier is terrible. Once he comes, my army will be scattered! His wife is cuter, she only eats, It doesn't matter" (Remember this website URL: www.hlnovel.com