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Zhang Chao in the period of the Republic of China had a wicked heart but no courage
Daily and Xu Bao are very friendly, dressing up the big cat, the big cat is getting more and more fashionable, and more and more stinky.
Fatty Zhang likes to use perfume, and the big cat likes it too, and the big cat sprays a bottle every time he sprays it. The whole garden smells like perfume, which is so suffocating, but the big cat is enjoying himself and looks very comfortable, probably because he sprayed it With perfume, it can't smell the fragrance of rabbit fur on its body, and won't want to eat itself.
Last time, Nahans tried his best to invite Wu Anguo and his wife to dinner, but in the end they settled at Wu's house.
Wu Anguo felt that it was impossible for him to be the Deputy Commissioner of the Customs for the rest of his life. The situation in China still requires war, and military power is the kingly way. If he returns to Shanxi in the future, what he lacks most is arms, so he must deal with Hans well.
Hans happily came to the Wu Mansion and brought his black bodyguard, Tyson Wood.
The last time he read the horse scriptures taught by Xu Bao, he won a lot of money. You must know that almost all his money was spent on horse betting before, but there were bets and losses, and he almost spent all his savings. This time, he won the bet, got angry, and went out with bodyguards.
Arriving at the Wu mansion, Hans was very envious of the size of the Wu family, and there were soldiers on guard everywhere, which looked awesome. Especially there is actually a swimming pool in the yard The big cat was taken out for a walk by the fat man, and he didn't come back.
Hans was very excited, and there was still some time before dinner. He sincerely asked Wu Anguo for advice: "Can I go swimming? After I left Germany, I never saw the swimming pool again. I really miss it."
Wu Anguo wanted to say that this was a tiger's bathtub, but seeing Hans eager to try it, he agreed. But let Xiaobao go to the living room first, he doesn't want Xiaobao to see other men, and I heard that foreigners have a lot of thick hair
So Hans took off his clothes in the cold weather, jumped into the pool, and started swimming happily. It was so comfortable, he used to be a good swimmer!
The weather is fine today, and the back garden of Wu's house is also beautiful. Hans didn't know why he had to build a fence around the swimming pool and sprinkled a lot of perfume, but this was the best time he swam. After swimming for almost half an hour, Hans climbed onto the shore. Sure enough, the foreigner had thick hair and his chest was covered with hair. He shook his hair and body in the sun
At this time, the fat man led the big cat back.
The fat man was stunned when he saw the strong Hans in the sun The bodyguard Tyson Wood came from Cameroon, a German colony in Africa, and their ancestors were popular with beast worship.
At the same time, in this beautiful back garden, Tyson Wood seemed to see his ancestor, a mighty beast, wearing clothes, leather shoes, and a belt. He met an old friend in a foreign land. This is the beast worshiped by his ancestors in his mind. , his eyes were moist.
This warrior, who was more silent and tougher than Hans, approached the big cat affectionately.
The fat man, who had always been very inferior, let go of the big cat's chain, and walked towards Hans affectionately.
This is a table of sumptuous Chinese food. Hans is considered to be doing as the Romans do. He ate Chinese food. During the dinner, the fat man was very reserved. He sat next to Hans and ate very slowly and small mouthfuls for the first time, which Xu Bao took advantage of.
Hans likes Wu Anguo's family, he asked Xu Bao what kind of entertainment do Chinese people have?
Xu Bao said: "Playing mahjong, if you want to understand Chinese people, you must know how to play mahjong."
Hans firmly remembered it, and later gained huge benefits because of it, that's another story.
After the meal, Tyson Wood, who had been silent for a long time, suddenly spoke a lot of English to Hans, which was very awkward.
Hans frowned when he heard that, what? You actually want to stay and take care of your ancestors? Who are your ancestors? are you crazy?
Tyson Wood shook his head, saying that he could do without a salary, but he begged his boss to see that he had worked so long and let him tell the owner that he hoped to stay and take care of his ancestors.
Hans has a hot temper, but he is still honest. Although he finds it incredible, he still speaks for Tyson Wood and Xu Bao.
Xu Bao heard that this dark man said that the big cat was a relative of his family, and it didn't look like it, but she couldn't refuse when he offered to take care of his relatives. He agreed and gave Tyson Wood a handsome salary, more than when he was a bodyguard.
This night Tyson Wood insisted on keeping a house of debris near the big cat, expressing the hope that he could always watch his ancestors.
The next morning, Tyson got up very early, holding his one-and-a-half-foot-long samurai sword, Kong Wu vigorously chopped meat for the big cat, chopped the raw meat eaten by the big cat into fine meat, and then gave it to the big cat to eat The big cat saw a black slab of meat slashing up and down in front of him with a knife, and his heart was pounding with fright, so the big cat became anorexic and would rather go hungry than eat this black slab of meat. The meat that came over was horrible.
On the third day, Tyson got up earlier. He felt that the most delicious thing in the world was roasted ground beef, so he made a large piece like a basin, and placed it respectfully in front of the big cat. Big cat Do not bird him.
On the third day, Tyson decided to help the big cat take a bath. The big cat didn¡¯t want to live or die. He had great strength. First, he stood respectfully in front of the big cat and apologized. It was in African language, which the big cat couldn¡¯t understand. The big cat can't understand either. Then he picked up the big cat and threw it into the water. The big cat was thrashing and strugglingit was horrible.
On the fourth day, the big cat would eat whatever Tyson was fed, even cabbage.
Seeing that Big Cat and Tyson got along so well, Xu Bao felt that they might really be relatives. The big cat's face is full of cows It doesn't like this black meat stick, but this meat stick can lift him up and throw him out, it's too scary, I have to give in
So when Xu Bao went out, he was followed by the big cat and the black man, with a 100% return rate.
On this day, walking on the street, suddenly many people marched and demonstrated on both sides. Xu Bao was startled walking in the middle, and she didn't have time to move because of her slow reaction. However, seeing the strange combination in front of the parade, a Chinese woman, a huge black man, and a tiger in clothes, they all automatically went around.
But there was a person rushing straight over. Tyson was originally a bodyguard, so he blocked the person with one hand and pushed him out. As a result, there were demonstrators behind him, and the person was bounced back. This time the big cat saw A huge sliver of meat flew over, instinctively leaped and picked up the man
Seeing that it was a tiger, the man was so terrified that he almost fainted, but at the last moment of fainting, he saw Xu Bao's face and shouted: "Cousin, it's me, I'm cousin!"
In the Wu mansion, the cousin, who was dressed in a suit but had a swollen face, ate his first full meal with tears in his eyes.
"Cousin, didn't you write a letter back then saying that you had done a big business? Why is this again? Are you still selling fake rat poison?" Xu Bao asked curiously.
My cousin had a full meal, burped, and happily talked about his experience of coming to Shanghai¡ª¡ª
At that time, he brought the three gold bars and came to Huahua World Shanghai. He was determined not to be fascinated by this world and started his business. With a little money, I bought the goods, and then found a place to sell them. Because of his easy-to-use brains, sincerity, and down-to-earth work, he finally changed from a small second-hand dealer to a huge food middleman in Shanghai. He did a lot of business and even bought a house.
"That's right, cousin, then you can return the gold bar to me." Xu Bao still remembered the feeling of being spanked by his elder brother back then, and it still hurt.
The cousin said embarrassingly: "I haven't finished talking yet, cousin, listen to me."
¡ª¡ªWith his career going smoothly, he heard that his cousin was coming back, and was about to come to her, but he didn't expect that God was jealous of Yingcai. Suddenly, the "Shenbao" did not know what to do, and began to care about the lives of the people. At first, it vigorously revealed the shady gambling scene at the racetrack, and then made trouble with them, food merchants, saying that they shoddy, harmed the country and the people, and for the sake of money, Unconscionable, making black-hearted rice, soaking poisonous bean sprouts, selling rotten yuba Then a group of students came to make a fuss, and then the government came forward and confiscated his property. The person in question is the one who uncovered the shady scene at the racetrack, a man named Song, and he cursed that his whole family was not young.
After Xu Bao finished listening, he concluded: "What does my cousin mean that the gold bars will not be returned to me?"
Cousin shook his head desperately, and said firmly: "How can it be, if my cousin hadn't given me the gold bars back then, I wouldn't have had the opportunity to harm the people of Shanghai. I swore at the beginning that one day I would pay back ten times more. Cousin, I will do it." When the business was big, I deposited all the money in foreign banks, and this time I just need to withdraw it.¡±
In the evening, there were 30 more gold bars and a cousin in the Wu mansion.
Song Yihan came back for dinner on a rare occasion, and was surprised to see his cousin: "Brother Xu, why are you here?"
The cousin saw that it was Song Yihan, and saw that his face was full of oil and he was doing well, so he smiled and said: "At the beginning, I came to Shanghai because of the needs of the revolution. I am a brick of the revolution, so I can move wherever it is needed."
Song Yihan was very touched when he heard this, and said, "Brother Xu, that's great, our newspaper office needs someone like you. We just uncovered a food crime case. Next, we are going to expose the shady scene of customs smuggling. If Brother Xu It would be great to be willing to help!"
Cousin and Wu Anguo's faces turned dark at the same time. (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com)?Next, we are going to expose the shady scene of customs smuggling. It would be great if brother Xu would come to help! "
Cousin and Wu Anguo's faces turned dark at the same time. (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com