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?After dinner, Xu Bao was drowsy. Her daily routine was very similar to Marshal Peng that day. She would feel sleepy when she was full. However, the teacher and wife were full of energy, so she must teach her how to play mahjong.
In fact, Xu Bao was thrown by his mother to crawl around the mahjong table when he was young. He could feel the tiles with his eyes closed, but her memory called them differently.
But Sister Qiu is very enthusiastic and she must teach. She is quite boring. Xu Bao said she would, but the teacher's wife didn't believe it, so she had to cooperate and pretend to be stupid. Can't judge.
The two started by recognizing the mahjong tiles.
"Sister, what is this, remember?" Qiu Zhenzhu took out the chicken and handed it to Xu Bao for Xu Bao to recognize.
Xu Bao thought for a while, then smiled happily: "I know, little bird!"
Qiu Zhenzhu reluctantly nodded, Yaoji and Xiaoniao are almost the same. Then she took out a second biscuit for Xu Bao to recognize. Xu Bao looked at the two circles, and then at the two big breasts of the teacher's wife, and smiled embarrassedly: "Boobs!"
"Pfft!" Xiaomei, the personal maid who was standing and serving the teacher's wife, couldn't help laughing, and the guard at the door continued to shake his shoulders, it was so hard
Qiu Zhenzhu was also sweating profusely, but when she saw her big breasts, she was proud of her breasts and stood up. She said to Xu Bao seriously: "Sister, this is a second cake. Look, one is round. You treat it like a big cake, two rounds are two big cakes, that is, two cakes, three circles are three cakes, when you play mahjong, you just count the number of cakes.¡±
"That's right, isn't this round pancake just like sesame seed cakes? It's still Ms. Qiu who is amazing. Once you say that, I will remember everything." Xu Bao said with a smile, and unknowingly flattered the teacher's wife again. She became more active in teaching, and immediately felt that she had the talent to be a teacher.
"That girl, do you know this one?" Qiu Zhenzhu took out a note and showed it to Xu Bao.
Xu Bao grabbed this piece, and then picked out many pieces, and said cheerfully: "I know, this is a gun, and this is the kind of gun that big brother and the others use."
At first, Qiu Zhenzhu thought that Xu Bao was enlightened, and knew how to infer other cases from one instance, and found out all the notes, but unexpectedly thought it was a gun. Thinking about playing mahjong, she made a note and shouted, gun! One shot, two shots, three shots Does it look like a war?
Instead of laughing at Xu Bao's stupidity, Qiu Zhenzhu waved his hand to let the guards come in, told him to unload the gun, put it on the table, and said to Xu Bao: "Sister, this is the gun."
Xu Bao touched it up and down with a look of disbelief, and said: "My elder brother's gun is small, it's not like this, the elder brother said that the high official carries a small gun. Besides, isn't this the same as the one above, with a long vertical What!" Xu Baoli confidently insisted that the note was a gun.
Qiu Zhenzhu got excited and asked Xiaomei to go to her room to get the small pistol.
Xu Bao saw that it was indeed the same as his husband's. He was very happy, touched the gun, and gestured to the guard's head, very unhappy.
Instead, it scared the guard into a sweat.
The teacher's wife scolded: "Okay, go out, and there are no bullets, what are you afraid of?"
Xu Bao immediately asked studiously: "What is a bullet?"
Seeing how stupid she was, Qiu Zhenzhu started from teaching mahjong to teaching firearms. As the teacher's wife, she knew more or less about these things, and Xu Bao listened very seriously.
After it was over, I watched with reluctance as Miss Qiu asked Xiaomei to put away the gun and continue learning how to recognize mahjong
After studying all afternoon, he managed to recognize all of mahjong. Seeing how tired Sister Qiu taught him, Xu Bao left with a smile. Before leaving, he remembered the bag of sweet beans and handed it to Sister Qiu, saying: "This sweet bean is delicious. Really, I brought it for you."
The teacher's wife was speechless looking at the pack of poorly packaged sweet beans, but it was much better than those fake gifts from the head's wife.
When Xu Bao left, she originally wanted to ask Xiaomei to take it and throw it away, but she thought that the girl had brought it herself, so she put it away first, and then threw it away when someone left.
Back home, Xu Bao happily told her husband about the experience of going to the teacher¡¯s wife¡¯s house. Wu Anguo heard the blood vessels in his head twitch, what can he say? Is this girl a fool? It seems that the teacher's wife likes this girl very much.
So he decided to help train this girl to play mahjong in a surprise attack at night. People always have to have a certain degree of stupidity. If the teacher's wife asks her to play mahjong with her tomorrow, and she can't even teach her for a day, it will not be good.
Xu Bao said seriously that she could fight, but neither the teacher's wife nor her husband believed it. Come on, you are a person who rides a car like a cow and eats steak and thinks he is going to commit suicide, and you say you will fight.The wife just can't win, and the more she beats the teacher's wife, the more angry she gets. Although the other three have been winning money, their expressions are not much better. You know, they came here to give money, but the money can't be given out. When I got the money back, I was really terrified.
There was another shot, and the teacher's wife pushed the mahjong and stood up with a gloomy expression. She felt that the three women on the opposite side must have joined together to bully her. The bully was from the Northeast countryside, and she played cards and bullied others.
But she is the teacher's wife and she can't just leave like this. She stood up and called Xu Bao over with patience and said: "Sister, you have a try, the win is yours, and the loss is mine."
Xu Bao had a face of reluctance, no matter how stupid she was, she could tell that the wife of the official junior wanted to lose money to the wife of the official university. Her husband was the youngest official present, and she was very embarrassed to ask her to lose.
"Don't be afraid, fight as soon as my sister tells you, it doesn't matter if you lose." Seeing Xu Bao's distressed expression, the teacher's wife thought she was worried, and comforted her. Anyway, no matter how unlucky she is, she can't be worse than herself ( Remember the URL of this website: www.hlnovel.com