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"Why are you so slow, don't you pay attention to us?"
Nezha's transformed red-haired monster stared at the golden and silver horns that led people out.
Seeing that it was the two underlings of King Hanbao, Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao were slightly taken aback, and then subconsciously forced a polite smile on their faces.
"It turned out to be King Hanbao's subordinates. I don't know why they came to us again?"
Jin Jiao replied politely, and was directly overwhelmed by Nezha's aura.
After hearing Jin Jiao's words, Nezha suddenly put on a furious look on his face: "You have the nerve to say, what kind of rags and treasures did you give us, and we were punished by the king for causing us to go back."
tattered? punishment?
Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao looked confused, how could their treasures be broken.
This is something belonging to Taoist Lord Taishang Laojun, and it is enough to be among the best in the Three Realms.
"Impossible, how could it be tattered, you must have made a mistake."
Hearing that their treasure was tattered, Yin Jiao jumped out to defend.
His Seven Star Sword and Jade Purification Bottle have both been tried, and they are very effective. Eh, no, where is the Seven Star Sword?
Yinjiao clearly remembered that yesterday, the subordinates of the two Hanbao Kings only took away their purple gold and red gourds and jade purification bottles.
His Seven Star Sword and Golden Horn's plantain fan seemed to have been thrown away as fakes.
"I'll just say what's wrong, strange, or wrong, how could the Seven Star Sword be a counterfeit?"
Muttering in his mouth, Yinjiao frowned and fell into thought.
Nezha glanced at Yinjiao, and hummed: "Could it be that our king will still lie to us? If he says it's broken, it must be broken. Do you have any other treasures? Let's take them back and let our king appraise them."
"Treasures, of course there are, and we also have gold ropes." Yin Jiao suddenly said after thinking for a long time but couldn't figure out why.
"I swear, it's definitely not broken, it must be a mistake, our treasure must be real."
Jin Jiao then spoke, very confident about his treasure.
Nezha pretended to be angry and said, "Then why are we being punished by the king for three months to eat meat and only the skin, and we are not allowed to spit out watermelon seeds when we eat watermelon?"
"Do you think it's easy for the two of us? We send you security everywhere, and you fool us with fake products, causing us to be punished inhumanely."
"Others eat meat, we eat skin. I really want to find a piece of tofu to kill me. Also, eating watermelon without spitting out melon seeds is a dead end. After eating so many watermelon seeds, what should I do if there are many watermelons growing in my stomach?"
Listening to Nezha's words in a daze, Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao looked at each other, their eyes were full of guilt and sympathy, as if it was because of them, it seemed that it was really miserable.
Thinking of the picture of eating meat and only letting the skin eat, and eating watermelon and letting the watermelon seeds eat together, the two shook their heads hurriedly, they didn't want to do that.
"Take out your treasures and give them to the king for appraisal. If they are real, we can avoid punishment and suffer such inhuman torture."
Seeing these two guys taking it seriously, Nezha quietly flashed a smile in his eyes.
With this IQ, if you stay in the Lotus Cave for a longer period of time, it is estimated that other monsters who will gradually discover the clues will not have any flickering underpants left.
Extremely sympathetic to what happened to Nezha and Monkey King, Jin Jiao subconsciously pulled out the golden rope.
Just as he was about to hand it over, Jin Jiao hesitated for a moment, this is the last treasure, what if the King of the Cold Leopard still said it was a fake?
In that case, they will have no other treasures. What should they bring out next time?
"This rope is not bad, it's golden, it seems to be the real thing, the king will definitely like it."
Nezha took the rope, with a look of joy in his eyes, and gave it a hard twitch.
Jin Jiao didn't let go, and gritted his teeth: "This one can't be fake, we tried it just now, you must tell your king well when you go back."
"It must be, our king is not a fool, if it is true, we will never come to you again."
Using his hands again, Nezha snatched the golden rope.
The two people who got this treasure and cleared their ties, said a few words of farewell, and hurried away.
In the bookstore, Yang Xiao was speechless, Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao were still as stupid as yesterday.
There is no cure for this IQ. From the beginning to the end, the two of them were worried about whether their treasure was real or not.
Whether it is true or not, he?Hold it all the time, don¡¯t you still not know?
As a result, Nezha said it was false, and that after being punished by the king, the two immediately became suspicious.
Thinking of Nezha, Yang Xiao thought of what he had just said about teasing Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao, but he couldn't tell that Nezha was still a joker and a big fool.
Eating meat only eats the skin, eating watermelon is not allowed to spit out watermelon seeds, tsk tsk, this punishment is fresh and refined enough.
But this is a punishment for a foodie, but it seems nothing to a practicing monster!
There are also things like being killed by tofu, watermelon growing in the stomach, etc., I really dare to say it.
However, the two guys, Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao, really believed it. They listened with gusto, felt guilty, and sympathized with what happened to Nezha and Monkey King.
Seeing Nezha and Sun Wukong leave, Yinjiao said happily: "It's all right this time, the golden rope was used just now, it's absolutely true."
"Well, haha, solving a big problem is worth celebrating. Let's go, little ones, go in and eat meat and drink."
Jin Jiao nodded in agreement, laughed, and Yin Jiao and a group of little demons entered the cave.
Monkey King and Nezha ran out of the range of the Lotus Cave all the way, and the Huahu Diao appeared from the void with Tu Su Nuannuan.
After receiving the golden rope from Nezha, Huahu mink casually threw it into the red pants. When this thing is in use, it will suddenly come out, and it will have unexpected effects.
When it was pressing the Dragon Cave, it had begged Mrs. Yalong to erase the divine sense of the old gentleman above it, and with the washing of the formation inside the red underpants, it can now be used normally.
"Shame, if you do this again, mother will beat you."
Seeing Huahu Mink blatantly open his underpants to put things, Tu Su Nuannuan patted Huahu Mink's head, his small face deliberately sullen and threatening.
Huahu Diao's face was extremely dark, and he took Tu Su Nuannuan's hand away: "It's agreed, you are not my mother, and you are not allowed to say that you are my mother in the future."
"No, I am your mother, Xiao Diao, you are disobedient, mother is going to cry, mother is crying, but it is very loud, there will be thunder and rain."
With her mouth pursed, Tu Su Nuannuan shook her head unhappily, and threatened Huahu Mink, but the content of the threat really made people laugh.
In the bookstore, Yang Xiao looked at it with a smile, such a cute little girl, and his wife is so cute.
"Don't, don't, don't cry, my aunt, you are going to cry, grandma will shoot me to death if she knows!"
Huahu Mink shook his head with a headache, and was still thinking about the dragon meat in the Dragon Cave. You don't want to give up on it, the grandma you recognized.
"It's not my aunt, it's my mother. What nonsense are you talking about, Xiao Diao, are you sick?"
Tu Su Nuannuan corrected her solemnly, and Yang Xiao's love was overflowing with the cute look.
If there is such a little loli with him, he should be very happy every day. (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com