Today, the gongs and drums in Zhuangzi are noisy, and it is very lively.
"Hurry up! Move this table out. There are three tables outside and one is missing. Move it out quickly and don't waste time."
"Okay, okay, let's move out."
"Hurry up! Go and listen, he scolded wonderfully."
"Okay, let's go right away."
A group of people went to the courtyard in the center of Zhuangzi in a mighty manner, and everyone went to Chen Heitan's wonderful cursing.
It was not until the courtyard was full of people that Chen Heitan came forward wearing a red cloak, striding forward with his head held high.
"Good!" As soon as Chen Heitan entered the arena, everyone cheered in unison.
"It is said that the highest three levels in the fairy world are naturally the sixth heaven and the devil world, the seventh heaven and the pure land of bliss, and the eighth heaven Dao Court. Yesterday we scolded the sixth heaven, and today we will talk about the seventh heaven."
"Yesterday you scolded the Sixth Heaven Asura Realm, didn't you mention the Demon Realm?"
A chubby little girl raised a question, but was interrupted by the person next to her.
"Oh, you don't care whether he is a demon or not, Shura or not! Is it enough to hear him scolding nicely?"
"Hey, yes!"
"Everyone listen carefully. It is said that the Seventh Heaven is the Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss, and the three ancient Buddhas are in charge. If you want to say that these three ancient Buddhas are ugly and disgusting to look at, especially their mouths are even more stinky. It's like a cesspit, one mouth can smoke people half to death.",
After settling for a while, taking a sip of water, and pausing for a while, it is also possible to mobilize the atmosphere.
"Speak, why don't you speak?"
"Speak quickly, keep talking!"
"If you want to tell me, it would be fine if these three ancient Buddhas were really ugly, but they are ugly people and they do more mischief, which makes people feel disgusted and disgusted."
"The three ancient Buddhas are in the Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss. They are called ancient Buddhas, but they are shameless, commit all kinds of evil, and have no conscience. When we ascended, when we were in the Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss, they tortured us in various ways and arranged us to sweep the latrines in the latrines." , As a result, the jungler didn't want to do it that day, so he threw the three old monks into the latrine and flew up again."
"The three ancient Buddhas did all kinds of evil. They should be hacked into pieces, skinned and cramped, and they will never die. There is not a single good person in the Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss."
Speaking of this, Chen Heitan's whole face was flushed red, and his eyes were filled with tears, but everyone just clapped their hands and applauded, no one paid attention to his subtle eyes.
Through this method, Chen Heitan expressed that he stood on the same front as other people in the God Realm. Although many people in the God Realm hated them, they still accepted them slowly.
After all, they are also weak, and they have also suffered a lot of grievances in the fairy world.
In this way, Chen Heitan and the others gradually integrated into the God Realm.
"What? Support them?" Linghui threw the teacup out and smashed it to pieces. The guard at the door was too frightened to make a sound, and the one kneeling in the room was even more frightened, trembling.
"Yes yes! I don't know what happened. When we went to bring people, they were playing in the yard and having a good time."
"Happy, let them be happy!" Linghui's face turned cold.
I secretly thought in my heart, when they leave, I will melt you all and improve my cultivation for my son.
But at the same time, I was shocked. Chen Heitan and others were too good at buying people's hearts, so they were put in Zhuangzi for a few days. In the end, this group of people got along very well with them, and they would do it for them. pleaded.
"Go tell them and bring them directly after three days, and those people can still stop you! Also, call back the people outside the door."
As a result, as soon as the order was issued, there was a loud noise outside:
"We want to see the city lord!"
"We want to see the city lord!"
Linghui had a headache even more, and it also exacerbated Chen Heitan's thought that this person could not stay, but how to bring him out still required some effort.
Immediately, a sly smile appeared on Linghui's face, in that case, I will send you off early.
Everyone now finds it incomprehensible. It is clear that the city lord said that he entered the fairy world to give all ordinary people a chance to continue to practice, but now Chen Heitan and others have suffered a lot of grievances in the fairy world, and they are also weak. Why should they harm them.
Three days later, Chen Heitan was taken away for pretending to be a hostage.
"They left temporarily today, will they come again?"
"What are you thinking, little brother, they will definitely find an excuse to put us in the end."?Leave. "
After all, they are excellent hostages and bargaining chips. As long as people in the God Realm are not stupid, how could they let go of this good news advantage.
"I guess in order to make those people outside obedient, hand us over obediently and deceive them? Maybe it's good to pretend to be a hostage?"
"What, pretending to be a hostage, is this really ridiculous? Taking Lao Tzu as a hostage and still looking miserable, really shameless."
"What can I do? After all, we delivered it to our door?"
Hearing a burst of noise outside, it suddenly started to be noisy outside.
"Quick, junior brother, beat me up!" Everyone was attracted by the voice outside, but Xu Mengyuan suddenly said such a sentence, and everyone was shocked.
"Beat you?" A-Tong Le smiled and was about to strike. Although he didn't know the reason, but he wanted to beat you up by himself, and the senior brother wanted it, so of course he had to do it.
"No! Junior Sister Mengyuan, what's the matter with you?" Seeing that Xu Mengyuan was about to be beaten, Chen Heitan immediately stopped in front of him.
"Hurry up, it's too late, the only way to help us."
"Yes, Senior Sister Mengyuan is really smart!" Nie Qingyun instantly understood Xu Mengyuan's meaning, but deliberately misinterpreted his identity, saying the word "Senior Sister" very clearly.
At this time, Shi will use his tricks and resort to bitter tricks, but although the idea is good, they can't do it when facing their fellow disciples. Of course, they are female disciples, and they are adding another Xu Mengyuan.
So they had to do it themselves, beat themselves up, and hurt themselves on purpose.
Among them, Xu Mengyuan was the most depressed, and his fair face was flushed red with anger. Chen Heitan became even more shy when he saw it, and then turned into Chen Heitan's blush again, while Xu Mengyuan's face was livid.
Finally, under Chen Heitan's various obstructions, he beat himself up helplessly and let out a sigh of relief.
As a result, as soon as this was over, Linghui led someone to tie them up, ready to take them to the hands of God to threaten the Immortal Emperor.
"What? Injured?!" Linghui's eyes suddenly widened. How could this group of people be injured because they were well-raised by him.
After thinking about it for a while, Linghui understood, "Hmph, a group of brats, they dare to play with me!"
"How to say? Father!" Cang Lei didn't quite understand. Wouldn't it be better if they were injured? He was so happy to see the hostages wounded when he came back from God's hands.
Although Linghui doesn't like others to question him, he doesn't have so many rules for his son.
"They want to ruin the reputation of my Lingdi City, but it's not important!" (Remember the website URL: www.hlnovel.com