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Chapter 441 The Secret of Toilet Paper

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    ? 438 Secrets of toilet paper [seeking monthly ticket]

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    Seeing the two princesses leaving the room, Yang Ling quickly turned over and jumped off the bed. Some rice porridge was already on his pants. He opened his pants and looked.  It was painful to the touch, and blistered slightly from the heat.

    Yang Ling heaved a sigh of relief. Fortunately, there was nothing serious. He quickly locked the door, took off his underwear, quickly changed into a robe, and then hurried to the "Huxiantang".  There were still some teacups on the table, and the two maids were cleaning them up. Yang Ling hurriedly asked, "Why are you the only ones here, where is the emperor?"

    The two maids hurriedly blessed themselves and said: "I have seen the Duke, the emperor and the celestial master have left the mansion, and they said they want to compete with King Yao's men and horses."

    When Yang Ling heard this, he hurriedly turned around and ran out the door again. The inner thighs were a little painful from the friction of the cloth, and he couldn't care less.  Yang Ling rushed out of the gate of the mansion, and saw two teams of people standing opposite each other on the flat field with a huge Tai Chi picture painted on the ground, with banners waving in all directions, and the court officers and soldiers were densely packed, and the surrounding area was impenetrable.

    The open space in the middle is divided into the Tai Chi diagram, and there are hundreds of people standing on the left and right. On the left, there are all Ouchi guards in bright yellow battle robes, each with bright armor and shining knives and guns.  On the right is the Yao team. They wear turbans on their heads, short cloth clothes with cyan pipa double-breasted, and belts. Except for a few people who wear narrow-edged long knives, most of them hold  Simple spears, ironware is also an extremely luxurious item for them.

    Emperor Zhengde stood in front of the Ouchi guards with a sword in his hand, wearing a light jacket with arrow sleeves. There was also a person who stepped forward from the opposite side, ahead of the whole team.  He wore a waistcoat, and his body was dark and fleshy, plump and thick.

    There were a few feathers stuck in the hat made of this man's cloth scarf, and he was holding a nine-ringed machete in his hand. Although he was looking fiercely, the man's expression was obviously disturbed. He didn't look at Zhengde opposite him, but looked around.  Looking at the officers and soldiers standing neatly, but densely packed, so that there are so many swords and guns like a forest, I think this person is the Yao Wangpan begging for food.

    Yang Ling looked at the demeanor of the two sides, not as if they were leading troops to fight, but as if two gangsters called their brothers to fight, and felt a little funny.  The two blisters on his legs were excruciating. When he rushed to the ground and saw that the two sides hadn't started fighting, he felt a piercing pain when he relaxed, and his legs inevitably scratched when he walked.

    When he walked up to Zhengde, he saw Zhang Tianshi standing beside him, persuading the emperor earnestly. Yang Ling hurriedly cupped his hands and said, "Your Majesty, you are the Lord of the Four Seas, the Lord of Ten Thousand Vehicles, and the wild barbarians don't know the size of the world.  The arrogant words are just a joke, the emperor just laughed it off, why bother to be serious with them?"

    Zhengde laughed and said: "It is rare for me to have the opportunity to lead the army to fight in person. I happen to educate these barbarians in person. In the past, Zhuge Liang captured seven times and let Meng Huo return to his heart. It will be a good story for a while. If I can convince this Yao king today  , From then on, it is attributed to enlightenment, so what's wrong with it?"

    Yang Ling frowned, and turned to look at Tang Yixian and the three princesses standing behind. If Tang Yixian insisted on stopping her, Zhengde might not disobey her wishes, but Tang Yixian is very well-behaved.  As a two-person boudoir, Tang Yixian will never go beyond the slightest in front of outsiders, and pays great attention to maintaining the image of the righteous emperor.

    She knew the news late in the back house, and when she came out, Zhengde and Yao Wangpan had already said that they were going to do something, and she was a woman, so it was not easy to come forward to stop her, so Yongchun hurriedly urged Yang Ling, hoping that he would act as a court minister  His identity dissuaded the emperor.

    But now that Emperor Zhengde has left the house, and both sides have put up a posture, it would be really ridiculous to withdraw troops at this time. Yang Ling thought for a while and said: "The emperor is the king of a country, how can King Xiaoyao  Are you qualified to fight against you? Since the emperor wants to lead the army to fight, then you, the emperor, are the commander-in-chief of the three armies, and you should be in the center to command, and let the minister be the vanguard."

    "This" Zhengde hesitated a little, Yao Wang Pan begging on the opposite side stared at a pair of ox-eyed eyes, and seeing the other party muttering, he didn't know what he was thinking, and his heart became even more frightened.

    Shi Yigui, a warrior under him, carefully moved two steps forward with a long knife in his hand, and whispered to the begging plate: "My lord, when we went up the mountain, we didn't see so many troops on the other side. Look at the soldiers around, they are much stronger than ours."  There are many men, women, old and young in several villages. The Tianchang Lord of Jindan Village said that he is the biggest and biggest tribe king in the world. It seems to be true. ?Xilihuala" came out of the pool, picked up a corner of his robe and twisted the water, and said angrily: "How old are you?  What do you know, a child, although he is not yet an adult, is a daughter after all.  You didn't listen to your elder brother's words, and made some kind of elixir indiscriminately, but it turned out to be an aphrodisiac, hum!  "

    He flicked his robe angrily, and Zhang Fubao trembled in fright. She sobbed, and dared not cry out.

    "After all, I am also a majestic Duke, an official of the imperial court, and you actually used me to test medicine. If there is something wrong, even if your brother is a celestial master, he can protect you? In the end, your brother must be deposed,  And you were treated as a monstrous evildoer and sent to the officials for investigation, and the thousand-year foundation of the Dragon and Tiger Sect was destroyed!"

    His fingers touched the tip of Zhang Fubao's nose, Zhang Fubao was so frightened that he pressed against the wall tightly and let him scold him without daring to say a word.  When Yang Ling saw that she was intimidated, he let out a long sigh, and slowed down his voice: "Even if nothing serious happened, think about it, after this news gets out huh? You, a daughter, give me a house."  The aphrodisiac, this life will be completely ruined, and it will also bring down my fame for the rest of my life!"

    "I'm sorry" Zhang Fubao said timidly.

    Yang Ling waved his hand generously, and said: "In the future, you must never believe in evil spirits and heretics again, and become immortals and Buddhas by cultivating indiscriminately. That opportunity is rare for great virtuous monks and real people who have achieved success in cultivating the truth."  Unexpected opportunity, you! Forget it, you are still an immature child, and you haven¡¯t made any big mistakes, and the country¡¯s father doesn¡¯t care about you anymore.¡±

    He stomped his feet and said, "I'll go back to my residence quietly now, you can pack up and leave quickly, um don't worry, although you did something wrong, I won't be right about what happened today."  mentioned by anyone".

    Zhang Fubao wiped his tears and said gratefully: "Thank you, I won't dare again."

    Yang Ling nodded, and said graciously: "If you know your mistakes, you can correct them. There is nothing good about you. Fu Bao, you should take care of yourself!"

    After Yang Ling finished speaking, he walked out without looking back, walked around the apse to the front hall, opened the door of the hall, the moonlight poured into the room like water, and a gust of breeze hit his face.  Yang Ling shivered, secretly rejoicing: Fortunately, this girl is young and can be bluffed, if she keeps crying, she will really recruit someone, who will believe what she says."

    Yang Ling stuck out his tongue and ran away in a hurry.

    Zhang Fubao's long hair was disheveled, his face was full of drops of water, his Taoist robe was torn to pieces, and his underclothes was soaked in water. His distressed appearance was really embarrassing.  Little Talisman fumbled out of his sleeve pocket the taoism embroidered with jade pieces, smashed it hard on the pool stones a few times and threw it into the spring pool, then covered his face and wept again.

    The spring water is still swaying, swaying her reflection, fragmented in the red candlelight

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