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Extra episode 2 Miraculous Jiangjiang Travels Around Modern Times (2)

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    "The games you play here are really interesting." After playing the chicken eating game heartily all afternoon, the alien visitor commented on this: "I must take some with me when I leave."

    "It can't be done," Zheng Shu couldn't help complaining about him: "In your world, there is no internet or electricity."

    "Electricity?" Luo Jiujiang looked at Zheng Shu curiously with his good-looking eyes, his expression was calm and curious, his eyes were as clear as a boy's, "Is it thunder?"

    "Essentially speaking, lightning and lightning are the same thing, but it also involves power stations, circuit networks, good conductors, etc" Zheng Shu was distressed thinking how to explain it to him, and suddenly came to his senses, "  Ah, no, why do I, a liberal arts student, have to answer this kind of question?"

    "What is a liberal arts student? This sister Xue often said."

    This extraterrestrial visitor is a hundred thousand whys.  The worst thing is that he also has a time-traveling friend named Xuezi, which makes him half-knowledgeable and ignorant of life in modern society.

    Zheng Shu understood this afternoon why the world hates laymen guiding professionals, especially laymen who don't know how to pretend to understand to guide experts¡ªof course, it's not that Luo Jiujiang doesn't know how to pretend to know, the problem is that Zheng Shu is a straight man  , What kind of face should I use to answer the garbage jokes that this person put forward solemnly, such as "the ability to attack and suffer" and "golden chrysanthemums" that he heard from that Xuezi?  !

    Fortunately, Luo Jiujiang himself doesn't have any pretensions of cultivating immortals. He is even considerate when it comes to taking care of other people's emotions.  Just as Zheng Shu showed a little embarrassed expression, he changed the topic naturally, and he was so considerate.

    This kind of standard man is good-looking, good-tempered, capable, and easy-going, although his aesthetics is like being blind-he is not afraid to wear colorful pants.  What kind of Thunder God mother can quarrel with him?

    Not only did they quarrel, but they also fought, directly forcing this kind of high-quality boyfriend into a wormhole into the modern world.  When Zheng Shu thought of the experience of his new friend, he also sighed in his heart, and sighed silently: I really don't understand you guys.

    "Liberal arts students are In high school, our students here have to distinguish between arts and sciences. My God, I said the wrong thing, so don't ask."

    Halfway through Zheng Shu's explanation, he suddenly realized that he had made a slip of the tongue: explaining arts and sciences involved high school, and then Luo Jiujiang asked what high school is, and it must have involved the education system of his country.  When going to a foreign country, if Luo Jiujiang finds out that there are three skin colors in the world, he has to start with Grandma Lucy, the female ape in Africa, to popularize the issue of racial differentiation.

    ¡ª¡ªSo let¡¯s kill him. It¡¯s been said that he is a liberal arts student. No matter how you go around, you can¡¯t get around biological and physical problems?

    "Let's go back to the original question, you asked me what is electricity?" Zheng Shu cut off the danger that would consume endless words in the cradle, "Show me the mobile phone you are holding, if you really want to  It¡¯s on, come and take a look, plug it in here, see? This is the power this phone needs.¡±

    Luo Jiujiang suddenly realized and nodded: "That is the energy needed to drive this magic weapon."

    Zheng Shu: ""

    Although it sounds feudal and superstitious, but forget it, as long as he is happy.

    I don't think it's just this charging that caused a lot of trouble.  Luo Jiujiang reached out to touch the mobile phone that was still charging, and said quite calmly and peacefully: "This electricity is not much different from our little thunder and lightning formula."

    Then, the next moment!  Zheng Shu watched helplessly as the great master lightly tapped his finger, and suddenly a ball of lightning appeared in the room!  This lightning is as alive as it is, and it goes straight to the phone without saying a word, and doesn't even leave time for Zheng Shu to say hello!

    "No no no no no no no¡ª¡ª"

    It was too late for Zheng Shu to say this, and he watched helplessly as his spare mobile phone was lost in the ball lightning that was shining brightly and arcing.  You must know that although the brand of his mobile phone is not March, how can any mobile phone battery withstand such processing?

    Sure enough, just as he let out a scream from his throat, the mobile phone connected to the circuit had already lit up an ominous flash.  Accompanied by this flash, a boom sounded at the same time!  There was a loud noise, it was the joint protest of the socket and the mobile phone, and it exploded without saying a word.

    However, the explosion didn't hurt Zheng Shu's hairs. In other words, it was powerless except for the noise, and it didn't even lift up half a grain of ash in the ashtray.

    But it was this visitor from outside who saw the situation.However, some of your characters should be more concise and clean, which looks much more refreshing.  Is your so-called "traditional Chinese" referred to in this way?  "

    Zheng Shu threw himself to the ground in a fit of anger.

    He hasn't said the word "simplified" yet, this boss has already summed up "simplified" spontaneously.

    "I didn't know you wrote in traditional characters before, so let me write what you want to find. I bet, if you search according to yours, maybe you can find something like garbled characters."

    He took the phone back into his hand again, and suddenly remembered something: "Also, what is Dien? dna?"

    Luo Jiujiang said sincerely: "It is indeed the pronunciation."

    "" Zheng Shu: "No, this question has made me curious for a long time What did your Xuezi friend teach you?" The key is that even the genetic code dna has been taught, so you can't teach a three-year-old by the way  Safety rules that children understand, such as not playing with fire near power lines?

    As soon as this idea came to Zheng Shu's mind, he suddenly came to his senses: first, this level of explosion is not in the eyes of this great fairy, and it probably does not involve any safety or unsafety;  It's really not fire, they are high-end and upscale, and they play ball lightning.

    ¡ª¡ªWho the hell will include a note in the instruction manual of electrical appliances: Please keep your mobile phone/socket away from ball lightning!  When the Haier washing machine was first produced, no one expected that there would be a genius washing sweet potatoes with it!

    The two of them sat next to each other and waited for the search results. Unfortunately, someone knocked on the door at this time: "I brought you a seat lamp. The power went out just now. Are you afraid of the dark again?"

    Zheng Shu suddenly had a face full of shit: "Oh my god, it's my brother! Destroy the light ball! You are unscientific!"

    The man just knocked on the door intentionally and pushed the door open to come in. However, Luo Jiujiang has always moved very fast, almost only when Zheng Shu just reminded him, he had already scattered the light ball.

    In contrast, Zheng Shu's mouth is still too uncomfortable.  He only cared about reminding Luo Jiujiang to destroy the evidence of feudal superstition, but forgot to let the other party destroy him, the most unscientific existence.  So when Zheng Shu's elder brother entered the room with two small lamps, he saw the back of a man with full head of hair.

    Brother Zheng Shu: ""

    Zheng Shu: "Hehe, that, this is my brother Zheng Ming, brother, this is"

    Zheng Ming laughed back angrily, put a single desk lamp on the table, and said in a rather stern tone: "Zheng Shu, did I tell you that you can solve your relationship problems outside by yourself, don't mess with the mess  Bring the woman home?"

    A messy woman wearing colored beach shorts: ""

    Luo Jiujiang turned his head silently, looked at the elder brother very earnestly, and asked sincerely: "I'm sorry, but does that 'woman' refer to me?"

    Zheng Ming was stunned for a moment: the man who turned around had straight eyebrows and straight nose, and his facial lines were smooth and sharp like a knife and an axe.  This person has an unrestrained temperament and an unusually handsome appearance. He doesn't look like a woman at first sight, but his hair

    He looked at the length of Luo Jiujiang's hair, and felt that this hair length was beyond the scope of art.  So at the next moment, Brother Zheng Ming was furious, and the other desk lamp he was carrying in his hand came out, and he threw his head in the direction of Zheng Shu: "You fucking took advantage of my words? I won't let you bring women back  , you bring me a transsexual?"

    Zheng Shu: ""

    Luo Jiujiang: "well, what do you mean by transgender"

    Zheng Shu: "Don't ask, I beg you, please don't ask."

    Luo Jiujiang: "Oh." (Remember the website URL: www.hlnovel.com
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