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"Hmph, Xiaoxian, if you don't choose again, we will decide in our own way." Nuo Lan said softly. A pair of beautiful eyes are still staring at the love rival in front of him. Hu Yi Fei. "Zeng Xiaoxian, you dead man. Hurry up!" Hu Yifei urged. At this time, Zeng Xiaoxian's brain was spinning rapidly. "Wait, I'll drink some water." After finishing speaking, Zeng Xiaoxian walked into the refrigerator, took out a bowl, drank the liquid inside without looking at it.
After finishing drinking, Zeng Xiaoxian burped for a long time. Said: "Hey why is this water so sour?" "Oh, Guan Gu, why are you so stupid? Nowadays, water can be drunk to death, why can't it be expired?" Lu Ziqiao said with contempt for Guan Gu. "But, every time we buy water, we have noticed it, qs?" Guan Gu said resolutely.
"Hehe, Guan Gu, do you know what qs means?" Lu Ziqiao sneered. "Of course I know, qs means, beast! Right?" After speaking, everyone immediately petrified. "So your IQ is negative, and qs means to die." After speaking, everyone petrified again. "Ohhehehe, I understand a little knowledge about the Celestial Dynasty." Guan Gu clapped his hands and said.
"Hey, the two of them, are they out of their minds?" Meijia and Zhanbo whispered to each other.
"Okay, comrades, let's continue with our conjecture." Lu Ziqiao clasped his hands and said.
After Mr. Zeng finished drinking the water, he said again: "Wait, I'll have another drink." After finishing speaking, Mr. Zeng took out a bottle of water from the refrigerator and drank it down. Then, took out a bottle of water again. "Dig it out, are you cheating? If you drink it, you'll die!" Zeng Xiaoxian roared.
"Zeng Xiaoxian, are you going on an outing? Drink so much water? Forget it, you don't have to choose, Nuolan, let's use our method to decide the winner!" Hu Yifei gritted her teeth and said. Nuo Lan looked back at Zeng Xiaoxian and said, "Okay!"
Zeng Xiaoxian shook his head helplessly, and looked back at the two girls. At this moment, Hu Yifei looked at Nuo Lan with a sneer, squeezed his fist hard, and made a bone-clacking sound. Nolan, on the other hand, shook her head. Get down and do a few push-ups.
"Lu Ziqiao, I didn't say that, you are really wronged by your brain not to be a screenwriter!" Luo Yu looked at Lu Ziqiao like looking at a monster.
"Ca! Did you make a mistake? Are they two girls? Have you seen too many young and Dangerous kids? Zi Qiao!" Meijia slapped Qiao on the forehead with a pillow. "Chen Meijia, you are stupid. Only in this way can you show that Mr. Zeng really cares about whom. If you don't show such awe and prestige, how can you see that the battle between women is different?"
Narrator: Zi Qiao came out; male students, don't underestimate women, they just have a different worldview from yours.
At this time, Hu Yifei sneered, and Nuo Lan also sneered, and the two stepped back a few times. Then he yelled and rushed towards his enemy. Zeng Xiaoxian was so frightened that he quickly covered his eyes. A horrifying cry awaited, but, to his surprise, the two girls did not fight at all.
"Rock-paper-scissors, rock-paper-scissors." The two punched at the same time. For the second time, Hu Yifei lost to Nuo Lan, and Nuo Lan won to Teacher Zeng. At this time, Teacher Zeng came out and said, "Hey, hey, what do you think of us? Cabbage? Can you make a decision with rock-paper-scissors?" "Of course you are not an idiot!" Nuo Lan said One sentence. "It's not too bad." Zeng Xiaoxian returned to his smile. "You are just a carrot." Hu Yifei said a word. A gunshot rang out, and Zeng Xiaoxian accompanied the gunshot to the end. A splash of blood splattered across the screen.
"Purify the screen, world peace."
"Zi Qiao, have you been pecked by a chicken? You can think of such a foolish idea? They actually used rock-paper-scissors to compete for Teacher Zeng. What do you think Teacher Zeng is?" Tang Youyou turned back. "I know." "That's right." "It's a carrot." Lu Ziqiao said calmly. "Pfft." Tang Youyou, who was drinking water, immediately spit out the water after hearing Zi Qiao's words. Luo Yu shook his head helplessly. In fact, he really wanted to say it, and he knew it, but the embarrassing thing was that he couldn't get in a word at the moment.
"Your idea is not good at all. There is no logic at all." Meijia scorned. "Ouch? Chen Meijia, you are amazing, why don't you come? Come and guess!" "Hmph. Just guess, it must be like this"
Mika's conjecture 2
Hu Yifei sat in 3601, and Nuo Lan sat in 3602. Teacher Zeng Ze was outside the door. "Hehehehe, in the end I should go.where? This is how to do ah? Zeng Xiaoxian walked back and forth outside the door. Suddenly remembered, he bought a bottle of Dieda wine. "Yes, yes, drinking can strengthen your courage." " After finishing speaking, Zeng Xiaoxian drank the Dieda wine.
"Stop! Dieda wine is okay to drink? Isn't it a scam? Do you know where Dieda wine is produced? How is it produced?" Lu Ziqiao interjected. "Eh isn't this a guess Besides Mr. Zeng couldn't think of any other way at that time." Meijia said with her head down, her tone a bit A coquettish breath.
"Dieda wine is made from herbs, and it is used to treat rheumatism. If you drink it, I'm afraid there will be a serious problem You can tell at a glance that your physics knowledge has not been learned well." Zi Qiao scorned. At this moment, everyone was petrified Guan Gu slowly turned around and said something with a somber face. "How many times have I said it, it's not physics, it's geography."
"It's all the same." "Oh, stop arguing, my speculation is not over yet."
"Muwahahahahahahaha." Teacher Zeng blushed like a monkey's butt. He fell to the ground grinning. Said: "Hi everyone, welcome to your heart of the moon, I am a good man, I am Zeng Xiaoxian Hehehe Today, Xiaoxian is in a very good mood, for everyone Play a songcough cough coughIf you are a fire bird, I must be the flame to burn you. Burn it. Burn it. Fire bird." Zeng Xiaoxian sang Then, with momentum like a rainbow, he kept taking off his clothes. In the end there was only one t-shirt left. ,, (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com