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Chapter 1254 It's the First Time

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    Ding Dangmao pouted aggrievedly, tears were about to flow out: "If you don't help me, who will help me? You are my husband!"

    "When did I become your husband?"

    "Since I climbed into your bed, you have been my husband!"

    The four elephant slaves glanced at each other, and everyone knelt down in unison: "You are the husband of our third princess, see husband!" They still don't quite understand what "husband" means, and they don't know that the princess' husband is not theirs.  The "husband".

    Chen Erdan was a little confused, and waved his hands again and again: "Everyone, you may not be familiar with the language of our Xia Kingdom, and you may have misunderstood it. This husband is different from other names. Husband is not the boss, nor is it meant to be a friend of an old brother.  It seems that something is wrong, I, I can¡¯t tell.¡±

    But Ding Dangmao chuckled: "There's nothing wrong with that. I know what husband means. It means husband, son-in-law, husband. It can also be a friend who plays on the bed. You won't just play with me on the bed.  Bar."

    The more he said the more outrageous, Chen Erdan couldn't help but look out of the door again, worried that the waiter would listen to him, the crime of being a perverted uncle was confirmed, and he couldn't figure it out, why did you suddenly sneak into my bed  Come here, and a cheap "husband" came out?

    In fact, it is not surprising.  In their Nantian country, there has always been a custom of walking marriage.  After the age of fourteen, girls are considered adults and can participate in the annual song competition.  You say one sentence to me, everyone expresses their hearts in the song, and chooses their favorite object for each other.

    At night, a bonfire is lit, and everyone dances and drinks.  Affectionate men and women dance, jump together, and give gifts to each other.  Boys take the first step to "open a house" in their own sail tents. If girls are interested, they run over to "get under the covers".

    Chen Erdan finally understood their customs, and said with a wry smile: "Your customs are in your country, but now our country also has regulations, and you cannot get married under the age of 20. Whether you come to me or I come to you  You, I'm committing a crime! Besides, you just got into my bed and didn't do anything!"

    When Ding Dangmao heard it, he jumped over and stuck to Chen Erdan again: "Then you said what we are going to do, we can do it anytime!"

    Chen Erdan couldn't handle it anymore, so he quickly pushed it away: "Okay, sit there and don't move. Let's discuss how to catch the villain Yuan Dongkai and help you take back Sun City!"

    Ding Dangmao let out an obedient "Mmm", sat obediently behind the table, propped his arms, and rested his chin with both hands, looking at Chen Erdan with eyes full of admiration, appreciation, and ambiguity.  Listening to him, unconsciously, her aesthetic outlook has also changed, from a crazy liking for fresh meat to an appreciation of powerful uncles.

    In fact, Chen Erdan is only twenty-four or twenty-five years old, but in the eyes of Ding Dangmao, he is already an uncle-level figure.

    The train went all the way south and west, and after three days and two nights, it had reached the southwest border.  Along the way, I changed clothes several times. Chen Erdan changed from the original fur coat and cotton shoes to single clothes, and changed into short clothes and shorts.

    After getting off the bus, the Arita people¡¯s pick-up point, they sent their own blue cloth jacket, as well as head wrappings and feathers. Dingdang Mao also helped Chen Erdan change it. After wearing it, Xidang Mao walked around him and clapped his hands.  He smiled and said, "This really looks like my husband!"

    "Call it Brother Erdan!"

    "No, I just call you husband, anyway, we've all gotten under the covers!"

    Chen Erdan protested many times, but to no avail, so he could only yell along with him.  Fortunately, the people around him were not surprised, and no police came to question him.

    ? After getting off the train, when they arrived at a farmer¡¯s pick-up point, some staff at the post station brought out a few big-gu oxen. It turned out that these oxen were their next means of transportation.

    Chen Erdan is also a veteran driver. He has tried to drive any kind of vehicle, motorcycle, even a helicopter twice. It is the first time for him to ride a cow.

    Fortunately, these cows are all well-trained professional riding cows, with red carpets on their bodies, a cow rope tied to their noses, and a very docile personality.

    When Dingdang cat saw these cows, it jumped over with a joyous cry, patted the head of the cow, and lay on its neck, murmuring something. The cow seemed to understand, and stuck out its tongue to lick her.  the back of the hand.  It looks like a reunion after a long absence.

    Ding Dang called Chen Erdan over, and the two of them took the same cow, and the four brothers behind each took the same cow. After sitting down, they started to head into the mountains.

    The mountains are continuous and the mountain roads are winding.  Riding on the back of a bull, Chen Erdan suddenly felt that the ride was quite good, with leather seats and a panoramic sunroof. The key point is that this guy is green and environmentally friendly. He only needs to eat some grass on the side of the road for 100 kilometers. There is no exhaust gas emission, and the uphill and downhill are leisurely.  Youzai, what a fairy-like enjoyment?

    Ding Dang sat in front, nestled in Chen Erdan's arms and sang Brother Shan: "Mountain to mountain, cliff to cliff, bees gather honey and come deep in the mountains. Bees gather honey to die for flowers, Liang Shanbo is Zhu Yingtai,  Hey¡ªthen! Liang Shanbo for Zhu Yingtai"

    After turning over several mountains, the postman who led the way came over and said, "We can't go ahead. So this mountain is a jurisdiction of our Nantian King, and now it is under the jurisdiction of the Sun King. If we want to pass here, I'm afraid it will cause some trouble.  "

    The four elephant slaves were a little annoyed when they heard this, and the eldest brother jumped off the bull's back: "This is our way of tea and horses all the time. The Sun King taxed foreign merchants heavily for his own money. Let's go there now and close that gate."  The tax collector beat me up."

    Ding Dang stopped them: "Let's go home first and visit my father. I don't know how the old man is doing now, so don't make trouble halfway."

    After finally dissuading the four elephant slaves, everyone prepared to take a detour.  There is no need to go through any exit procedures, and you can cross two mountains and directly cross the river, and the opposite is not far from Canglong Mountain.  King Nantian led some of his confidants, and now lives in the Hidden Dragon Cave.

    Turning over from Lingnan, halfway up the mountain, you can see a big river roaring and rolling away at the foot. The width of the river is about 1,500 meters.  How is this going to go?

    The postman took them to a hidden ferry. It turned out that there was a suspension rope there, which could fly across the clouds.  The postman took out a set of professional equipment from the hole next to it, and began to tie a lasso to the front cow.

    When the riding ox saw the rope, it became frightened and frightened. It kept dodging back and mooing. The more timid riding ox next to it had already started to urinate. It seemed that they were all terrified.  : It turns out that these cattle rides have to be lassoed and pass over the zip line slide.

    The postman yelled loudly, and still wrapped the red, green and green lasso around the cow's belly, and tied them to the zipline. He himself was sitting in a hanging basket, and he yelled loudly, one cow per person, whoosh!  With a sound, from the river, through the fog and slipped towards the opposite side.

    Just when we got to the opposite side, there was a faint scream.  It's just that the river is rushing and rumbling, like thunder, people here can't hear it clearly, and the sky is full of mist, and ordinary people can't see the situation on the other side clearly.  (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com
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