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"I know you have a stomachache, but what does this have to do with your childbirth?" Shun Ziniang looked puzzled. Her son is not so stupid, when will he have a stomachache and have a baby?
"It's my aunt, my aunt let me give birth, besides me, there are also Xiaoshitou, Xiaoshanzi, Xiaoliuzi"
The more Shun Ziniang listened, the more she couldn't understand, her face was full of confusion: "What do you mean your aunt asked you to have a baby?"
"Mom, why don't you understand anything? Auntie let us eat pumpkin seeds just now, and then we are going to have a baby" Xiao Shunzi said, with snot and tears streaming down his nose. He didn't want to give birth either, but Auntie did not I have spoken, how can I not listen.
For an instant, he had a feeling of knocking out his teeth and swallowing in his stomach, and he also felt that he had grown up for an instant.
Didn't she grow up, and she was about to have a baby!
Now, Shun Ziniang finally knew why her son kept yelling about having a stomachache and wanted to have a baby, and angrily broke her leg out of his son's hand, cursing: "If you talk nonsense again, believe it or not, I'll beat you up?! "
When she heard it just now, she was still wondering, how could my aunt let a man have a child? Isn't this against the family law? Does it have any meaning?
Unexpectedly, it turned out that my son was thinking about it badly. Fortunately, I said it at home. If I said it outside and my aunt found out, my aunt would be so sad.
Xiao Shunzi was dumbfounded. Could it be that Mother only loves her second brother and not him?
Thinking about it this way, Xiao Shunzi would not only feel pain in his stomach, but also pain in his heart.
Mrs. Shunzi didn't know what Xiao Shunzi was thinking, and continued to curse: "You haven't grown up yet, what kind of children are you having? Besides, having children is a woman's business, so what does it have to do with you?"
"But, my aunt let us eat pumpkin seeds." Xiao Shunzi was very sad, but she still didn't forget to explain the reason why she wanted to have a baby.
When Shun Ziniang saw that her son was in a hurry, she slapped him again and cursed, "Even if you eat a sack of pumpkin seeds, you won't have children."
"Huh?" Xiao Shunzi originally felt that he was not hurt by his second brother. After giving birth to a child, he would be separated before the confinement was over. The mother, who was sad and sad, suddenly heard this and raised her head in shock.
"Mom, do you think we won't have children?"
"Nonsense!" What to do with it!
She really didn't want to admit that this stupid guy was her son.
"But we ate pumpkin seeds. The pumpkin seeds were given by my aunt, and" and let them get out and die.
Xiao Shunzi was interrupted by his mother before he finished speaking.
"Then you won't have children either." Shun Ziniang rolled her eyes and scolded: "You are so easy to have children, if you eat pumpkin seeds and have children, then the ground will be full of children. Stop howling, Hurry up to the latrine, my old lady, I'll find you a 'dead boy'."
After finishing speaking, Shunzi's wife didn't care about Xiao Shunzi's foolishness, and hurried to the backyard. She remembered that there was a clump of 'Deadly' in the backyard.
Xiao Shunzi was still in a daze. He looked down at his stomach. Although it hurt, he didn't seem to have the feeling of having a baby, although he didn't know what it was like to have a baby.
After all, he is mother's son, mother will not harm him, will she? !
So Xiao Shunzi hesitated for a while, clutching his stomach and going to the latrine.
When he was in the hut, Xiao Shunzi was still struggling. If he was born in the hut, the child would be miserable.
However, the stomachache also made him unable to think too much. At worst, he should put the child in the basin and scrub it several times.
Not long after, Xiao Shunzi came out, and the pain in her stomach did not feel so bad.
Just in time, I saw a few pieces of 'Deadly' on the window sill in the kitchen. Xiao Shunzi also knew that his mother had picked them up, so he hurried up to grab them, threw them into his mouth, chewed a few mouthfuls, and swallowed them. go down.
Shun Ziniang just came out from the kitchen with a bowl of water. Seeing him chewing 'Deadly', she handed over the water angrily, and scolded: "I said it all, don't drink raw water when playing outside. , have a stomachache."
People in Niuluo Village do not have the habit of drinking raw water, which is a living habit handed down from their ancestors.
"No, mother, I didn't drink unboiled water."
Xiao Shunzi was still a little worried: "Mother, we ate the pumpkin seeds given by my aunt, so we really won't have children?"
"No!" If it wasn't for the fact that she still had a bowl in her hand, and if it broke, she would have to pay three cents to buy one, so Mrs. Shun would have just slapped it over with the bowl, how could she have such a stupid son.
Xiao Shunzi: "Sister-in-law Li just ate my aunt.Two big fat dolls born from ?? pumpkin seeds? "No one in the village knows about this.
Shun Ziniang stretched out her hand to slap her, but she could see that her son was still holding the bowl in his hand, so she had to hold back and said, "That's the blessing my aunt gave you, Sister Li, and it has nothing to do with you eating pumpkin seeds. Do you think that blessing It can be given indiscriminately."
After finishing speaking, she couldn't help but glared at her son, but when she thought of him calling for a baby just now when he came back, Mrs. Shunzi thought it was funny again and couldn't help laughing out loud while clutching her stomach.
When Xiao Shunzi saw it, he knew what his mother was laughing at, and his stomach didn't hurt anymore. It seemed that he would not have children. He scratched his face in embarrassment, and hurriedly stuffed the bowl in his mother's hand Li, left a word and ran out.
"Mother, I'm going to see Xiaoshanzi and the others."
what a shame!
Thinking of the fact that on the way back they made an appointment to marry each other after giving birth to a daughter and son, Xiao Shunzi felt ashamed and blushed now.
On Xiaoliuzi's side, his parents are not at home, only his grandma is.
When the old woman heard her grandson say that she was going to have a baby, her first reaction was that she thought it was a joke, and she even cursed a few times with a smile.
But the grandson rolled on the ground in pain, yelling that his stomach hurts, and he was going to have a baby, and he said he would have seven or eight.
This time, the old woman was dumbfounded.
Unlike others, the old woman quickly came to her senses and followed the words of the little six son and asked: "You have a stomachache, are you going to have a baby?"
"Yes, I am in so much pain, I am going to have a baby, and our family will have seven or eight more people"
"You are a boy, you haven't grown up yet, how can you have children."
Xiao Liuzi kicked his legs and waved his hands in pain, and said frantically: "What do you know, I'm going to give birth, oh, it hurts me to death, I'm going to find a midwife, I'm going to have a baby"
When the old woman heard this, she became more and more suspicious. She hurriedly spoke to appease her and said that she was going to prepare, but she went out, called Mrs. Chen next door, and whispered to her twice.
When Mrs. Chen heard this, she was a little startled, and hurriedly asked, "Should I tell my aunt about this?"
"No need!" Auntie is a lucky person, so how could she be exposed to such bad luck.
"If you dare to make trouble in Niuluo Village outside, let's see how I deal with it!"
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