It was already night when I returned to the bookstore.
The old man is very self-conscious. After entering the store, he picks up the broom and mop and prepares to go out.
"Old Taoist, what are you going to do?" Yingying asked curiously.
"To contribute to the creation of a sanitary city, green water and lush mountains are golden mountains and silver mountains."
Having said that, the old Taoist didn't dare to look at Zhou Ze, and immediately sneaked out.
It's like a game. Don't look at the old man who usually shrinks in front of Zhou Ze, but in fact the old man has already figured out Zhou Ze's temper. He has already maxed out this game.
Boss Zhou has a lazy personality, with a knife mouth and a bean curd heart. He went out this time and got into trouble, which made the boss angry, but the problem is not big. If he doesn't show up in front of the boss tonight and waits for tomorrow, it will be fine.
Always frantically testing on the edge of 404, I have accumulated a lot of experience.
For someone else to keep dying like the old man, Boss Zhou would have already packaged it into a courier and sent it to hell. The old man is still alive and kicking, which is the best proof.
In fact, Zhou Ze was not very angry with the old Taoist. The vixen was aimed at him. Even if the old Taoist did not go out to have fun, but went out to be a volunteer, he would still be caught.
In the final analysis of this matter, it was because my hands were itchy that night and I had nothing to do. I took the yin and yang book and took Bagu's grandmother away. Up to now, I can't let it go even if I want to.
Going upstairs to look at Xu Qinglang, Old Xu is staring at the bug on the coffee table, Old Xu is still very cautious about this thick thing that is about to enter his body.
Zhou Ze also glanced into the bowl. The eggs had already hatched, and a red beetle appeared, not too small, as big as a baby's fist.
"Obviously I guess I'll come in and detoxify you in a while," Zhou Ze said.
"Yes." Xu Qinglang nodded.
"He asked me to prepare some enemas for later use."
"What?" Old Xu was taken aback, and probably tensed up below.
"This thing has to be entered through the back door. Could it be that you swallow it directly? Wash the bottom first, it is comfortable, and so are you.
Think about it, when the time comes to detoxify you, we will all be there, if you lie there or sit there, just in case you can¡¯t hold it back
Ahem, how embarrassing, isn't it? "
Enema is no stranger to Zhou Ze. It can treat ulcerative colitis, uremia, paralytic ileus and bronchial asthma, etc. It can also relieve constipation symptoms. Of course, most people always think about it. Crooked, it has become synonymous with a specific ceremony.
Old Xu opened his mouth,
What Zhou Zegang said made him a little unbearable,
Zhou Ze can tell from his expression that maybe Lao Xu now has the idea of ??"I'd rather be a zombie" than be treated.
"This scapegoat is too big for me to bear." Qu Mingming had already walked to the door, heard Zhou Ze's joke, and immediately walked in to refute the rumors.
Xu Qinglang immediately reached out and grabbed Zhou Ze's arm, intending to scold him, but as if reflexively, he directly bared his fangs at Zhou Ze.
"Roar!"
Due to the poison of the corpse, Xu Qinglang's behavior was almost instinctive, and it was an instinct formed unconsciously. He wanted to curse people.
"hehe."
Boss Zhou didn't change his face,
joke,
Boss Zhou, who sleeps with a 200-year-old zombie every day, will be frightened by you, a young zombie?
Stretching out his hand to touch one of Xu Qinglang's fangs, Zhou Ze lowered his head and looked inside carefully, saying:
"These teeth are not sharp enough. Gai Minger will ask Yingying to buy you a whetstone, and sharpen it yourself."
Xu Qinglang really wanted to swallow this guy in front of him in one gulp.
"Okay, I'm ready to detoxify." Qu Mingming picked up the red bug as if he was caressing his own kitten, and carefully brought it to Xu Qinglang.
"Hey, open your mouth and let it go in."
Xu Qinglang silently opened his mouth and swallowed the bug.
"Look, you still have to thank me. It would have been disgusting, painful and unacceptable for you to swallow this worm.
With my back door saying,
Do you think it is such a wonderful and happy thing to swallow directly with your mouth? "
"" Xu Qinglang.
If it wasn't for the bugs still moving in his stomach, Xu Qinglang would really have climbed out of the tub and fought Zhou Ze for 300 rounds.
&??,
Xu Qinglang pinched his neck with both hands, retched many times in a row, and a bug that swelled several times in size spit out from his mouth.
It was originally red all over, but now it was pitch-black, and it didn't die after landing. It staggered to find a corner of the wall and burrowed through.
Xu Qinglang didn't have the strength to clean up at this time, leaning against the tub, taking deep breaths.
Becoming human again,
very nice.
Beside the window sill, a piece of paper as thin as a cicada's wing came in through the gap, fluttered up, and hung in front of Xu Qinglang like a painting.
This is a piece of human skin. I don't know if it is made of real skin, but it is lifelike.
This is a young woman with red lips and white teeth, and ecstatic eyes.
Xu Qinglang, who was planning to take a nap in a daze, trembled suddenly when he saw this scene. He grabbed the edge of the tub with both hands, and looked at everything in front of him in disbelief!
"Master"
"You really let me down"
The woman made a man's voice, very hoarse and very **** Fu, are you back? Is it really you, master? A look of surprise appeared on Xu Qinglang's face.
"Yeah, I'm back, but why didn't you make any progress when you left with me?" The old voice sounded again.
"I Master After you left, I started a new life. I am very good at cooking now. I can cook for you. Master, when I take a break, I will let you taste my food craft."
"Confused!"
There was a loud shout.
Xu Qinglang immediately fell silent.
"At the beginning, I saw your aptitude, so I taught you Taoism. I thought I had left a good seed here, and I still had a thought in my heart.
result,
As a result, what did you tell me,
I'm back,
The good seedling I was looking forward to became a cook? "
"Master"
"Don't call me master."
"Master, Tuer has let you down. This is the path Tuer chose. Tuer thinks this is the right life for me"
"Your life? Are you worthy of what I have done to you?"
"Master am I right"
"Are you sorry that I deliberately let your parents die unexpectedly to stimulate your painstaking efforts in order to enlighten you and learn the art of painting skin to attract souls!
In order to let you walk on the right path, so that you will not be burdened, I let your parents die, so that you can become an orphan and concentrate on practicing, and carry forward the righteous path in the future, eliminate demons and defend the way!