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- "He mentioned in the letter that the master's debt was repaid, so the emperor made an exception and agreed to find a fairy root fetal position for you."
"You know, this is a felony that violates the laws of heaven!"
Emperor Fengdu said solemnly.
After Luo Yun finished reading the letter, it was indeed exactly what Emperor Fengdu said. He was so angry that he tore the letter to pieces on the spot.
"Jiang Ziya! You old bastard, how dare you cheat me! Throw at your mother!"
After tearing it up, he was not satisfied, and he stepped on it hard.
"Repay the fart, I won't pay it back, he is not my master!"
Luo Yun cursed.
Emperor Fengdu suddenly showed a puzzled expression: "Little friend, we were chatting just now, didn't you say that he is your master"
Luo Yun: "Fart master! How can a master cheat an apprentice like this? I'm his father!"
Emperor Fengdu: "Little friend, so you say, these 200 Hunyuan fruits, are you master and apprentice planning to return them?"
Luo Yun: "Whoever owes it, you ask him to pay it back!"
"Okay, let's go then!"
Emperor Fengdu flicked his sleeves: "If you don't pay back the money, you still want to be reincarnated? There is no such cheap thing in the world."
"Great Emperor, you"
Luo Yun bared his teeth.
King Qin Guang was afraid that he would send the video just now to Sun Wukong in a fit of anger, so he hurried to his side: "Daoist Luoyuan, please return the 200 Hunyuan fruits for your master, I can help you ask the emperor for help." Pleading, find an excellent fetal position! This business is sure to make money."
"200 Hunyuan fruits, not 200 apples, such a large sum of money, what are you kidding?"
Luo Yun said angrily.
200 Hunyuan Fruits are 20 billion Bodhi Pills!
When the money is spent, his savings will be cut in half!
"Fellow Daoist Luo Yuan, we all know that you are rich, but you are the number one Internet celebrity in the Three Realms, can't you even get 200 Hunyuan Fruits? I don't believe it!"
King Qin Guang kept persuading: "You, I don't know something. Although some gods with hands and eyes can ignore the rules of heaven and help their fallen descendants and lovers reincarnate, it will cost a lot of money!"
"If you don't spend a penny, you want to reincarnate. To be honest, we have never done such a business in the underworld."
Luo Yun frowned: "Really?"
King Qin Guang: "That's right, think about it, even though you paid back the 200 Hunyuan fruits for your master, the emperor knew in his heart that you paid it back, not your master. Is this the price?"
"Besides, you paid off the debt for your master, what does your master think? Maybe he got excited and taught you all his life's secrets!"
"Don't you know that Jiang Ziya is actually Jiang Shang's second soul!"
Luo Yun was shocked when he heard the last sentence: "What? Jiang old man is Jiang Shang and Jiang Taigong's second soul!"
King Qin Guang couldn't laugh or cry: "The prince is here, and the immortals avoid it. Jiang Shang went down to earth under the order of Nuwa Empress, prospered Zhou and defeated Zhou, and presided over the ceremony of enshrining the gods. The primordial spirit is active in the three realms."
"About a dozen yuan or so ago, Elder Jiang met the Emperor at the Queen Mother of the West's Peach Banquet. The two made a bet to calculate the color of the underwear of each of the seven fairies. The bet was 200 Hunyuan fruits."
"After the Peach Banquet, the two sneaked into the Palace of the Seven Immortals and peeked at the Seven Fairies taking a bath. As a result, Mr. Jiang was slightly inferior and guessed a wrong color, but he refused to admit it and owed a huge debt of 200 Hunyuan Fruits. , has since disappeared without a trace.¡±
After Luo Yun heard this story, he almost vomited blood to the ceiling.
The dignified Taigong Jiang's avatar, and the Great Emperor Fengdu of Beiyin, actually peeked at the seven fairies taking a bath? Such a dirty bet!
"Since then, the tradition of peeking at the seven fairies bathing has been passed down among the fairies."
"According to incomplete statistics, the seven fairies are peeked at and bathed more than a dozen times a year. Many immortals are imprisoned in the sky prison, or knocked down to the lower realms, suffering from reincarnation"
King Qin Guang added two more sentences.
Luo Yun: ""
He deeply felt how idle these gods in the fairy world have lived for too long!
After weighing the pros and cons, he agreed to pay back the money for old man Jiang, but he won't spend any more money on reincarnation!
Later, looking at the WeChat balance that had shrunk by half, he felt a pain in the flesh!
Fortunately, Emperor Fengdu immediately fetched a Qiankun instrument and asked him to choose the fetal position he likes.
King Qin Guang was in charge of introducing:"Fellow Taoist Luo Yuan, reincarnation, generally pay attention to these aspects."
"The first is the six karma, the second is the spiritual root, the fourth is the understanding, the third is the birth, the fifth is the root, and the sixth is the appearance"
"This is the eighty-one fairy root fetuses selected for you by using the six reincarnations of the emperor. You can reincarnate in the near future. Take a look."
Luo Yun looked at many introductions of fetal positions, his eyes were bright!
"Fetal position No. 1, human way, water fairy root, born in poverty It's okay to be born in poverty, I want a better parent."
"Fetal position No. 2, Shura Dao, is this reincarnation into the Demon Realm? The fire-type fairy root, high-level comprehension, from a family of a demon emperor, excellent bones, outstanding appearance Cultivating demons, cultivating demons, forget about it."
"Fetal position No. 3, animal way, reincarnated in the demon world? Forget it, I don't even want to see it, why not cultivate demons."
"Fetal position No. 4, hungry ghost, reincarnated in the underworld? pass"
"Fetal position No. 5 is still human."
"The No. 6 fetal position, why is it the way of the world and the way of the gods?"
"7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12"
Luo Yun slammed down and finally saw a fetal position of the gods.
"Fetal position No. 36, the way of the gods, water and wood dual-line fairy roots, cow! Dual-line fairy roots! The root bone is excellent, the understanding is extraordinary, and the posture of the country is beautiful Wait, the country is beautiful? Ni Ma, it's a girl."
Luo Yun fainted.
Just don't look at it, and continue to scroll down.
Finally, the number 66 fetal position is another god.
"Fetal position No. 66, the way of the gods, the three lines of fire, thunder, and earth fairy roots! Damn, this cow, this cow, the three lines of fairy roots! The roots are shocking, the understanding is peerless, the jade tree is facing the wind, huh Fortunately, it is not a woman of¡¡"
Just when Luo Yun felt that the fetal position was good, his expression turned serious, and he stared at the column of birth.
"Are you from Penglai Xiandao?"
"I'll fuck your sister!"
"Dogs won't vote for any spicy chicken fetal position!"
Continue to scroll down.
There are also two fetal positions of the gods, both of whom are girls!
Depressed!
Quite depressing!
"Why, little ancestor, eighty-one fairy root fetal positions, you don't like any of them?"
King Qin Guang asked dumbfoundedly.
"There are eighty-one fairy roots, but there are only four gods!"
"Three women, one Penglai Xiandao, don't you know that I get angry when I see Penglai Xiandao? Let me reincarnate to them, I might as well be cast as a dog!"
Luo Yun waved his hand and threw the Qiankun instrument to King Qin Guang: "Change another batch!" (Remember the website website: www.hlnovel.com - Didn't finish reading? Add this book to your favoritesI'm a member and bookmarked this chapterCopy the address of this book and recommend it to your friends for pointsChapter error? Click here to report
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