"His grandma, my old pig treats me as an old man who has all emotions and desires. I can't imagine that he is also a fellow, hahaha!"
Zhu Bajie smiled happily.
Luo Yun said again: "You still injured my old friend, didn't you kill him?"
Zhu Bajie waved his hand: "What kind of injury is it? It's all rumors. That chick is not my old pig's opponent at all. My old pig just pointed out her cultivation level twice, and she went back to retreat."
"It turned out to be a rumor!"
Luo Yun suddenly nodded.
Immediately after drinking another glass of wine, he smiled and asked, "By the way, Brother Pig, does every fairy have a dark history?"
Zhu Bajie drank and said: "Of course! People are not sages, who can do without fault? Although cultivating immortals requires cutting off the seven emotions and six desires, how many people can really do it?"
: "My old pig, tell you, basically in heaven, those gods you know, I, old pig, more or less know their dirty tricks!"
Luo Yun suddenly became interested: "Quick, tell me!"
Zhu Bajie: "Who do you want to listen to?"
Without hesitation, Luo Yun said, "Brother Monkey!"
Zhu Bajie: "The Bi Mawen who suffered the plague, right? I knew you wanted to ask him, have you heard of Fairy Zixia?"
Luo Yun's whole body was shocked: "Fairy Zixia?"
Zhu Bajie: "Have you heard of it?"
Luo Yun: "Nono"
How could it not be!
Luo Yun roared in his heart.
Who hasn't read "The Great Sage's Marriage in Journey to the West"? It was extremely popular on the Internet back then, and it is one of Master Xing's masterpieces.
Unexpectedly, there is also a fairy Zixia in the fairy world?
Is this a coincidence, or
"Fairy Zixia is not from the fairy world."
Zhu Bajie said eloquently: "She comes from a place called Changsheng Realm."
Luo Yun: "Longevity Realm? Is it the same middle-thousand world as the Xuanhuang Great World?"
He knows that the entire great world is centered on the fairy world, there are five hundred middle worlds (super galaxy clusters), and three thousand small thousand worlds (galaxies), which are vast and boundless.
"Well, almost."
Zhu Bajie paused:
"Fairy Zixia has great powers, and she also has a Zixia sword, which is a congenital spiritual treasure. When she was on the way to learn scriptures, she captured the master in front of the three of us and forced the elder brother to compete with her."
"Eldest brother fought with her for three days and three nights, but still couldn't tell the winner. In a rage, the elder brother took away Fairy Zixia's sword, pulled it out in a fit of anger, and forced her to let her go, otherwise she would not return the sword , and guess what."
Luo Yun said dully: "As a result, Fairy Zixia has taken a fancy to Brother Monkey?"
"Damn it!"
Zhu Bajie was taken aback: "How do you know?"
Luo Yun: "I guess."
Zhu Bajie was stunned: "Guess? Then guess again, why Fairy Zixia fell in love with Brother Hou."
Luo Yun blurted out: "Because that sword can only be pulled out by Fairy Zixia's destiny?"
"Boom!"
Zhu Bajie slapped the table with his slap, causing the wine glass to fly: "Well, you Luo Yun, how dare you play tricks on me, old pig. You have clearly heard this story, why do you say you haven't?"
"Brother Pig, you misunderstood, I really haven't heard of it."
Luo Yun added in his heart: 'I have seen it! '
"Are you fooling a three-year-old?"
Zhu Bajie was very angry: "You can also guess this, you clearly know about it Forget it, forget it, don't talk about it!"
There is no way, Luo Yun can only admit that he only heard this part at the beginning, and he doesn't know the rest.
After a while, Zhu Bajie was willing to continue talking:
"The Zixia sword can only be pulled out by the person whom Fairy Zixia is destined to pull out. Otherwise, even if the sword is destroyed or torn off, it will not be able to be pulled out."
"But this sword is an innate spiritual treasure comparable to Xuanyuan Sword and Qingping Sword. Who else can break it except a saint?"
"Fairy Zixia was stunned at the time. She never thought that her true son is actually a monkey!"
"Brother Hou defeated her while she was not paying attention. After saving the master, he returned the Zixia sword to her and warned her not to harass her again."
Luo Yun nodded while listening.
There is no such story in Journey to the West.
"At that time, our brothers and sisters all thought that Fairy Zixia was just one of the ninety-nine and eighty-one difficulties, but unexpectedly, after getting the scriptures, Brother Hou was sealed and defeated the Buddha, and he still couldn't get rid of Zixia. Entanglement of fairies."
"This woman doesn't believe in evil, so she forced Brother Hou to draw the sword again, and Brother Hou pulled it out for her to see. After pulling it out, she cried, and told Brother Hou what happened. After listening to Brother Hou, Brother Hou asked her if she was the aunt of the Queen Mother ¡ª Nervous? Not to mention that he has become a Buddha now, even if he is still a monkey, it is impossible to talk to her about a Taoist partner."
"Hey, Brother Hou is really a rolling pin blowing fire when it comes to the relationship between men and women. He doesn't know anything. He is far behind my old pig."
When Zhu Bajie said this, a look of pride appeared on his face.
Luo Yun: Convex ^-^ Convex
He raised two middle fingers under the table to express his contempt.
"well!"
At this time, Zhu Bajie let out a long sigh and became sentimental:
"Xiao Yun, have you never seen Fairy Zixia? She looks like a fish falling into a wild goose, a bird ashamed and a swallow jealous, and her mana is so powerful. Who in the world wouldn't want to talk about such a Taoist companion?"
"Unfortunately, my old pig also tried to pull out that Zixia sword, but I couldn't pull it out no matter what, I'm so angry!"
"The plague-stricken monkey finally picked up the stick and beat Fairy Zixia away!"
Luo Yun was drinking, and he spit out "pooh¡ª¡ª".
Pick up the stick and beat it away?
Oh my god, even if you reject a girl, you don't have to beat her, it's too cruel.
"Brother Pig, this doesn't seem to be black history, does it? This is at most love history."
Luo Yun added.
"I haven't finished yet."
Zhu Bajie continued: "Fairy Zixia's mana is no worse than that of Brother Monkey. She said that unless Brother Monkey beats her, she will pester Brother Monkey for the rest of her life in Huaguo Mountain."
"This aroused Brother Hou's competitive spirit. The two of them fought like this for hundreds of years, from Taiyi to Daluo, and then into the Holy Realm. Both Zixia and Brother Hou were geniuses in the sky. In just a few hundred years, They have stepped into the quasi-sage realm that others have not been able to cultivate for tens of billions of years, but they still can't tell the winner."
"Brother Monkey got annoyed, so he tricked Zixia into a forbidden area. The two fought fiercely in the forbidden area, and unintentionally awakened the ancient taboo formation. At a critical moment, Zixia accidentally fell to protect Brother Monkey."
"You said, does this count as black history?"
Zhu Bajie finished speaking.
Luo Yun was so depressed that he almost vomited blood.
Nima, why does every beautiful love turn into a tragedy in the end?
Luo Yun then asked: "Brother Monkey, doesn't he miss Fairy Zixia?"
Zhu Bajie chuckled: "He said he didn't want to, but according to my old pig, this monkey can't think too much."
"Every time my old pig and Junior Brother Sha looked for him, they would see him sitting on the top of the mountain, chewing peaches and staring blankly."
After listening, Luo Yun sighed.
He did not expect that Monkey King would also have such a tragic relationship experience.
"Among Taoist couples, the one who gives his sincerity first will often end badly."
At this time, Xiao Yun's voice came faintly.
She also heard the story of "Fairy Zixia and the Monkey King" that Zhu Bajie just told. (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com