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- It is well known that Marshal Canopy is not only ugly, but also ugly in singing.
But when the song "I'm Ugly, But I'm Gentle" was released, netizens were dumbfounded.
"I don't want to die yet, please stop singing Fuck, it sounds so good?"
"The death chanter is coming, everyone run wait! Stop and listen for a while."
"My own people, don't open your mouth Huh? It sounds pretty good."
"Impossible, this is impossible, I have heard Zhu Wu can sing, it is three points scarier than the scene of killing pigs."
"I bet a bag of spicy strips, this is definitely not sung by Marshal Tianpeng."
"Don't you think the sound is a bit strange, as if it has been modified by some kind of supernatural power."
"Big news! This song "I'm Ugly, But I'm Gentle" was actually written by Luoyuan Shangxian to help Marshal Tianpeng!"
Learn from the group.
Zhu Bajie can be said to be proud of the spring breeze.
Zhu Bajie: [Screenshot]
Zhu Bajie: Hahaha, look at the comments of these fans, I laughed to death (a series of laughing emoticons)
The senior brothers clicked on the picture and saw that the screen was full of question marks, shocking!
The scene got out of control for a while!
Sun Wukong: You idiot, look at how proud you are. Later, my old grandson will also open an official account and howl twice
Zhu Bajie: Forget it, Brother Monkey, why don¡¯t you let me sing?
Drifting Monk: @zhubajie, it¡¯s not the song that Luo Yuan wrote for you (a melon-eating expression)
? Xiaobailong: Don¡¯t say it, it¡¯s quite nice, @ÂÞÔª, help me write a song next time
Luo Yuan: Easy to say~
"It seems that writing songs for others is also a way to make quick money."
"There are too many good songs on earth."
Luo Yun was very happy.
But what puzzled him was, why did Tang Seng keep silent?
He is very interested in the second disciple of the Buddha, 'Jin Chanzi'.
Of course, he is not interested in the flesh on his body, but the slave-receiving fairy art of "Tight Curse".
Luo Yuan: @ÌÆ×ð, holy monk, why don¡¯t you come out and say a few words
Xiao Bailong: The master is practicing closed mouth meditation, reducing oral karma, eliminating crimes and avoiding disasters, and reducing his own sins. He has not spoken for twenty years
Sun Wukong: I admire the master so much, my old grandson does not speak for an hour, and his whole body is itchy
Luo Yuan: @ÌÆ×ð£¬Ê¥×ð£¬Talk a few words on Xianwang, it doesn¡¯t count as cracking it
Luo Yuan: @ÌÆ×ð, no matter how bad it is, you can just post an emoji (a smirk emoji)
No matter how he flirts, Tang Seng just ignores him.
Stubborn temper came up.
He must learn "Tight Curse" from Tang Seng
"If I don't break your closed phrase today, my surname will not be Luo!"
Just at this time, Drifting @ him in the group.
Drifting Monk: @ÂÞÔ¶, don¡¯t seduce the master, the master will only speak once every sixty years, otherwise, there is absolutely no way to speak
Luo Yuan: Oh? Yeah, believe it or not I can make the monk talk (a nose-picking emoji)
Xiao Bailong: Hehe, it¡¯s impossible
Zhu Bajie: Hehe, it¡¯s impossible
Sun Wukong: Hehe, it¡¯s impossible
Drifting Monk: @ÂÞÔª, if you can break the master¡¯s closed-mouthed meditation, I, Lao Sha, will send you an Acquired Spirit Treasure
"What the hell?"
Luo Yun was startled, Drifting is so superior?
Shui Yishui also had unexpected surprises, which is great!
Luo Yuan: @ɳ×ð, really?
Drifting Monk: Monks don't tell lies
Luo Yuan: Alright, brothers, stand here and don¡¯t move, I¡¯ll go back quickly
After quitting WeChat, Luo Yun immediately performed a special trick¡ª¡ª
surface! Affection! Bag!
For Tang Seng's magic spell, and for Drifting's acquired spiritual treasure, he fought!
Soon, an emoticon package was sent to the group.
Tang Seng holds a 98k sniper rifle.
?Words below: The poor monk will give you another chance to organize your language
The brothers and sisters burst into laughter immediately.
Sun Wukong: Hahahaha, what kind of emoji is this, my old grandson laughed so hard
Xiaobailong: Hahaha, the art of drawing is awesome
Zhu Bajie: It¡¯s useless, Luo Yuan, although your emoji is very funny, but the master still can¡¯t open the golden mouth
Luo Yuan: This is just the beginning, what's the rush?
He started the firstThe production of two emoticons.
Tang Seng was tied to a pillar by a goblin, with a look of lovelessness on his face.
Luo Yuan: (The monkey I am waiting for, how far is he in the future.jpg)
The brothers laughed again.
Tang Seng was on the other side of the fairy net. Although he thought it was funny, he hadn't reached the point of breaking his defense.
Ok, Luo Yun started to make the third emoticon package.
Pull out the special effect of flames on top of Tang Seng's head.
Luo Yuan: (Furious Tripitaka.jpg)
Sun Wukong: Hahaha, Sanzang is so angry (a smiling expression)
Zhu Bajie: Hahaha
Drifting Monk: Master, the old man is not online, right?
Xiao Bailong: Brother Sha, yes, the profile picture is gray when you are not online
Tang Seng still didn't smile.
Although Luo Yun's expression pack is really funny.
The fourth emoticon pack is coming soon.
Give Tang Seng P a cigarette, with his expression thinking about life.
Luo Yuan: (Let me think about how to reply to your sb.jpg)
In the fifth, sixth, and seventh emoticons, Tang Seng is still holding a 98k sniper rifle.
However, the wording has been changed.
Luo Yuan: (The monks are merciful, kill.jpg)
Luo Yuan: (Monks never kill, eat me with one shot.jpg)
Luo Yuan: (Send you to the west for the teacher.jpg)
The eighth, the ninth
Luo Yun made more than a dozen emoticons, which can be described as racking his brains, but Tang Seng just didn't speak.
His apprentices almost died laughing, and they collected them one after another.
"No, it seems that Tang Seng's smile is too high, and it takes too much time to make him laugh."
"Yes!"
Luo Yun had an idea.
In the fairy world, hasn't Journey to the West been released for several months, and those "girls" who were rejected by Tang Seng can be used to make a fuss.
He immediately started editing.
Over the years, he has learned a lot by himself in order to give life to the gods.
Suddenly, he thought of Nam Hyuna who used to give him P pictures, but now he's afraid, alas
Ten minutes later, a short Douyin video was sent to the group.
The five masters and apprentices clicked to take a look.
The title is: The woman Tang Seng rejected along the way?
In the first act, Tang Seng rejects Princess Heishuihe.
Tang Seng: "Female Bodhisattva, as the saying goes, the auspicious person and the heavenly appearance, the female Bodhisattva's national beauty and celestial appearance, will have a good marriage."
"friendzoned"
In the second act, Tang Seng rejects the scorpion essence.
Scorpion spirit: "Brother Yu, you spoke softly and affectionately to the queen just now, and you didn't even pay any attention to me."
Tang Seng: "Humph! How can you compare it to a monster?"
"Reproductive Isolation"
In the third act, the Peacock Princess is rejected.
Princess Peacock: "Elder Tang, you won't listen to a word I say?"
Tang Seng: "The poor monk really dare not accept the fairy girl's kindness. The poor monk travels thousands of miles and travels long distances just to see the Buddha and get the scriptures. In this life, there is no second heart, and the sun can learn from it."
? "Work Matters"
In the third act, Xingxian is rejected.
Xingxian: "My dear guest, how much can life be like? If you don't enjoy it in time, when will you wait?"
Tang Seng: "No! When you came here, you said you were meeting friends to discuss poetry, but now you want to deceive the poor monk! What's the reason for this?"
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