Taishang Laojun: Annoying Lao Tzu every day, tell me, what's the matter!
Luo Yuan: Fighting with people, burning the primordial spirit, now there is only one natal thought left, what should I do if it is swollen?
Taishang Laojun: I am dizzy!
Taishang Laojun: You f*cking madman, you fight all day long, take it! Fight against the Buddha and call the expert!
Luo Yuan: Help, boss (with a pitiful expression)
Luo Yuan: [Sharing on Tik Tok: Miss Sister Baisi Dancing Video]
Taishang Laojun:. . . .
Luo Yuan: [Sharing on Tik Tok: Miss Sister Fishing Net Dancing Video]
Luo Yuan: Help me, I'm about to die
Taishang Laojun: No time, fellow Taoist, do you know how many tasks I have in Tushita Palace every day? How about this, you go to Lao Qin, don't you have a good relationship with Lao Qin?
Luo Yuan: Can Lao Qin handle it?
Taishang Laojun: I can definitely do it, you are only an immortal, let him refine two pills of resurrection (a nose-picking expression)
Luo Yuan: Alright
? System prompt: Luo Yuan withdrew a message
? System prompt: Luo Yuan withdrew a message
? System prompt: Luo Yuan withdrew a message
Taishang Laojun: I rely on it! What to do with the withdrawal, I haven't read it yet! !
Luo Yuan: Don't you have a heavy task, don't look at it (with a buck-toothed smile)
Taishang Laojun: Are you human? ? ?
At this time, Luo Yun had already approached King Qin Guang.
And he told me about fighting with people and burning his soul.
Ask him to help refine two Resurrection Pills.
Qin Guangwang: Amazing, Luoyuan Shangxian, the number one in the fairy world, the best in the universe, invincible, invincible, invincible, Xiao Qin's admiration for you is like a surging river (full screen thumbs up) expression)
Luo Yuan: It's almost done
King Qin Guang: 8 million pills
Luo Yuan: Damn it! Eight million spiritual crystals, why don't you grab them (an expression of vomiting three liters of blood)
King Qin Guang: Fellow Daoist, the old lord's Resurrection Pill is called "Resurrection Immortality Pill".
Qin Guangwang: Of course, if you want cheap ones, there are also resurrection talismans, one hundred thousand spirit crystals, and it will take three months to replenish the thoughts you burned. I can¡¯t guarantee the specific effect
"Eight million, one hundred thousand, this shit is too bad"
"I dare not use it, who knows what kind of inferior product it is."
The corner of Luo Yun's mouth twitched.
Exit and glance at the WeChat balance.
The last time I bought four immortal pills from Sejun, there are only more than one million spirit crystals left, which is not enough.
"correct!"
"Xiao Bailong hasn't given me the final payment for the advertising fee yet!"
Luo Yun suddenly remembered, "I don't mention it, and he doesn't say it, just want to keep procrastinating like this? We're just pretending to have amnesia!"
He asked King Qin Guang to wait first, and then turned around to find Xiao Bailong.
Luo Yuan: Where's the money!
Xiao Bailong: What money?
The reply was quite quick, but the tone was not quite right, as if he wanted to be an old man.
Luo Yuan: What money? Huaguoshan home party advertising fee final payment! Thirty-five million spirit crystals! Don't try to renege on your debts, let me tell you!
After a long time, Xiao Bailong came back.
Xiao Bailong: Pay the final payment of the advertising fee, I didn¡¯t ask you to ask for the deposit back, it¡¯s not bad (a nose-picking expression)
Luo Yuan:?
Xiao Bailong: Fellow Daoist, advertising also depends on the effect. If it doesn¡¯t work, won¡¯t my money be wasted?
Luo Yuan: What do you mean? Those ten ad slots didn't work? ?
Xiao Bailong: No
Luo Yuan:. . .
Luo Yun rolled his eyes in anger.
Whether it works or not, don't you let me tell you?
I don't know.
However, Huaguoshan home party is such a big event, "Magic Boy Comes into the World" + chicken eating game, which has already become popular on Xianwang, but it has no effect? How can it be!
This kind of bastard obviously doesn't want to give money, what a bastard!
"Hmph, fortunately, I have already thought of a countermeasure."
Luo Yun snorted coldly, and knew that this kid was not so easy to spend money.
After all, 35 million spirit crystals is not a small number.
He immediately sent a message.
Luo Yuan: How about this, little white dragon, I tooStop talking nonsense with you, transfer me 40 million, and I will teach you how to take revenge on the Bull Demon King
Xiao Bailong: Revenge on the Bull Demon King?
Luo Yuan: He keeps calling you Xiaoqinglong, don¡¯t tell me, you don¡¯t mind (a nose-picking expression)
Xiaobailong: (the expression of kitchen knives on the screen)
As soon as Xiao Bailong saw the three words "Little Qinglong", he was so angry that he was like a three-corpse god, and there was smoke in his five orifices.
Being green by that bitch Halloween Princess is a shadow that he can't erase for the rest of his life.
In his dreams, he wants to kill this pair of dogs and men!
Halloween princess!
Nine-headed insects!
There is also the Bull Demon King, who often teases him with this in the monster chat group. Sun Wukong persuaded him many times and refused to listen, and he was so angry! !
He gritted his teeth and typed a line into the Qiankun instrument.
Xiao Bailong: How to retaliate?
Luo Yuan: 40 million spirit crystals, call them all at once (a seductive expression)
Xiao Bailong: You swear, if you lie to me, how about you?
Luo Yuan: If I lied to you, I wouldn't even be able to marry a wife! Forever alone! Is it poisonous enough?
Xiao Bailong: Hiss, it's poisonous enough!
"Hmph, you can't even marry one wife, so you can marry two or three."
Luo Yun chuckled.
At this time, I only heard that the Qiankun instrument was startled, and a transfer message was sent.
When Luo Yun saw it, he was shocked.
Little White Dragon: [Transfer: 40,000,000 spirit crystals]
"confirm!"
Luo Yun had a thought.
? System prompt: You have confirmed the transfer of Xiaobailong
"Qiankunyi, it is fast, just think about it."
Luo Yun smiled with satisfaction when the large sum of money arrived.
But Xiao Bailong was in a hurry: Brother, how do you take revenge on the Bull Demon King?
Xiao Bailong: Where are people? Why don't you speak?
Xiao Bailong: Brother, are you still there?
"Let you default on the balance payment, let me hang you up for a while."
Luo Yun snorted coldly and quit the chat.
He divided Brother Hou's 17.5 million spirit crystals, and gave another 20 million to Qin Guangwang.
Then he added that his apprentice might be the reincarnation of Almighty, and now that Almighty will has awakened, how can they be separated?
As a result, King Qin Guang's answer made him despair.
"Heavenly!"
"Only when the gods take action and mobilize the laws of heaven and earth, can they perfectly separate the primordial spirits of the two lives?"
"This shit"
Luo Yun was very distressed.
Luo Yuan: That's right, King Guang, I'm not by my disciple's side now, is there any other way to seal the mighty will? Pills, talismans, magic weapons?
Qin Guangwang: This is really true
King Qin Guang: Fengdu soul-suppressing talisman, 5 million spirit crystals for one piece, no counter-offering (a nose-picking expression)
Luo Yuan: I, Ni
King Qin Guang: It¡¯s already a friendship price, fellow daoist
Luo Yun looked at the balance of WeChat: 2.5 million spirit crystals
Cried.
The 40 million that just arrived, why did it disappear all of a sudden?
It's more difficult than paying back the money, isn't it?
Finally, after a lot of lobbying, King Qin Guang agreed to let him owe it first, and gave him the 'Fengdu Soul-Suppressing Talisman' in advance.
However, it took three days to wait for the two Resurrection Pills.
At this time, Xiao Bailong has gone crazy He keeps sending voice call requests, and even threatens not to reply to the message, so he will send him a circle of friends to expose him
Luo Yun pouted, and clicked on the 86 version of "Journey to the West" TV series.
The seventeenth episode, borrowing the banana fan three times.
After a while, he sent an edited clip to Xiao Bailong.
Luo Yuan: This is a shadow puppet show made by my subordinates. It is taken from the story of your five masters and apprentices. Next time the Bull Demon King taunts you in the group, you can post this passage and make sure he is pissed off.
Luo Yuan: But after he reads it, he will probably look for you all over the world with a metal rod. You can't confess me, or we will break off our relationship!
Xiao Bailong: Don't worry! I'm not that kind of dragon!
Luo Yuan: (a nose-picking expression)
After replying, Xiao Bailong was full of suspicion:
"What kind of shadow play is so lethal?"
"I'd like to see."
After a few sticks of incense.
He Ao Lie laughed so hard that his stomach was almost convulsed.
"a ha ha ha!"
"Absolutely, absolutely!"
"Send this out, it will surely drive the Bull Demon King to death!"
"It's worth it! The 40 million flowers are worth it!!" (Remember the website URL: www.hlnovel.com)??hahaha! "
"Absolutely, absolutely!"
"Send this out, it will surely drive the Bull Demon King to death!"
"It's worth it! It's worth the 40 million flowers!!" (Remember the website URL: www.hlnovel.com