"No way, the Taobao store in the Three Realms distributes 1 billion quotas for the second test, and I'm not there?"
Luo Yun opened Taobao and found that there was no fairyland page.
According to the official announcement of the Guanghan Palace, the gods who have obtained the quota for the internal test can directly open the software of the Three Realms Taobao Store to buy various treasures.
Luo Yun immediately joined the group @一点嘴娥.
He knew that the Three Realms Taobao store was created by Chang'e.
She also established a Guanghan Chamber of Commerce in Guanghan Palace, and even the five parties and five elders have invested. Yutu has been trained to become the number one internet celebrity in heaven, and the royal model of Guanghan Palace charges a lot.
Luo Yuan: @嘉娥仙子, why don’t I have a place for Taobao in the Three Realms, can you get me one
Ao Bing:? ?
Ao Bing: I exploded
Luo Yuan: (a Wangchai dog-headed expression)
? Zhu Bajie: @阿典, Luoyuan Shangxian has no quota, what are you blowing up?
Nezha: Because Shangxian Luoyuan asked Ao Bing to be a purchasing agent every day, hahaha, right?
Ao Bing: (Panda Head Tears.jpg)
Luo Yuan: It's not that I didn't pay you for running errands (with a nose-picking expression)
Fairy Chang'e: This is randomly assigned by the fairy net, it is useless to find me, you can go to Laojun, the fairy net is made by Laojun
Luo Yuan: @太上老君
Taishang Laojun: It is useless to find me, I am only in charge of refining, and the management right is in Taibai's hands
Luo Yuan: @太白金星
Taibai Jinxing: Me? I don't know anything, the treasure of chaos like Xianwang has long been born with wisdom, and it has been running automatically. I am a nominal administrator
Luo Yuan: Then who should I find
There was silence.
Everyone started to play dead.
"Damn, the gods in Tianting, the ball is really smooth!"
Luo Yun was furious.
What was even more annoying was that at this time an anonymous guy jumped out and scolded him.
Version 4.0 of WeChat has an anonymous function.
Anonymous member: Luo Yuan is an idiot!
Baihua Fairy: Hahaha
Zhu Bajie: Anonymous? what is this
? Monkey King: New function, idiot
"Xiao Qiong called me an idiot."
"Sun Wukong is also called Zhu Bajie's idiot."
"Then I am not Zhu Bajie anymore?"
Luo Yun suddenly felt unwell.
In the group.
Lu Ban: Who is this? You are still anonymous when swearing. Counsellor
God of Wealth: That’s right, wouldn’t it be nice to be upright (a nose-picking expression)
Jade Rabbit: Anyway, it’s not me, nor sister Chang’e, maybe Brother Bajie
Zhu Bajie: Sister Yutu is wronged, I, the old pig, don’t bother to do this kind of thing (a tearful expression)
Sun Wukong: @郑郎神, my son, is it you!
Luo Yuan: @Monkey King, I have seen the Great Sage, I am your fan!
Sun Wukong: Hehehehe, fellow daoist, you are welcome. My grandson also thinks the emoticons you sent are fun, so I will order a batch for my grandson another day (a proud expression)
Luo Yuan: No problem!
"I didn't expect the Great Sage to be so easy to get along with?"
"Add friends later!"
Luo Yun's heart thumped.
That's Sun Wukong, the most popular god in the Huaguo mythology universe, no one refute it?
Being able to chat with his childhood idol gave Luo Yun an illusion of unreality.
That is, Monkey King, the Great Sage Equaling Heaven
At this time.
Yang Jian finally came out.
Erlang Shen: Dead monkey, you spout blood, but I, Yang Jian, are upright and brave!
Monkey King: Dead three eyes, I think it is you!
Roaring dog: woof woof!
Monkey King: Dead dog, what is it called? Believe it or not, I stewed you and fed it to the dog!
Nezha: Good guy, kill the dog and punish the heart
Yutu: Brother Xiaotian is so pitiful, he can’t even lose words, so he cried
Roaring dog: woof woof!
Erlangshen: @孙悦婚, stop beeping, pick a place
Sun Wukong: What place to choose? My old grandson is at Huaguo Mountain, and I will accompany you at any time if you want to fight
Erlangshen: Waiting for Ben Zhenjun!
"These two enemies will fight if they disagree?"
Luo Yunwu couldn't laugh or cry.
Just when he was about to persuade, these two big brothers would come and goNo way, when gods fight, mortals suffer. Even if there are no mortals on Huaguo Mountain, it is not good to hurt little monkeys, little foxes, flowers and plants.
At this moment, the anonymous member jumped out again.
Anonymous member: @罗元, you are a licking dog, after licking Chang'e Fairy and Monkey King!
Jade Rabbit:
Lu Ban:
Zhu Bajie: So arrogant
Anonymous member: I don’t know who I am, hahaha, idiot!
"Nimma!"
Luo Yun exploded with anger.
Who is this? Anonymous scolding him is cheap enough.
However, do you think I can't cure you because you are anonymous? Then you are wrong!
"Hmph, luckily my young master has the foresight."
Luo Yun sneered, immediately took out another mobile phone, and logged into Jasmine's account.
In fact, when he joined the group just now, he saw that the Heavenly Court group was not full, so he added Jasmine's name, and also randomly took the dao name of 'Hongyan Fairy'.
There is no harm in having one more clone.
At this time, Luo Yun turned on the anonymous function and started the performance.
Anonymous member: @罗远, you idiot!
Anonymous member: @Lu Ban, you idiot!
Anonymous member: @Monkey King, dead monkey!
Anonymous member: @郑郎神, dead three eyes!
Anonymous member: @太上老君, I am old!
Anonymous member: @嘉娥, slut!
Good guy!
Luo Yun's operation was as fierce as a tiger, and he almost scolded the most powerful god in the Tianting group.
Clap, rub, rub!
The gods who were scolded were all so angry that the three corpses jumped violently, and the seven orifices were full of smoke.
Erlang Shen: Who are you? ?
Sun Wukong: Anonymous, there is a kind of big size, eat my old grandson
Luo Yuan: It's too hateful, you can scold people when you catch them, are you a mad dog?
Lu Ban: Bah, rat!
Zhu Bajie: @太上老君, don’t you care?
Fairy Chang'e: That anonymous one, don't let me know who you are, or you will die
Jade Rabbit: Anonymous villain, obscene and shameless, disgusting, perverted!
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At this moment.
? Fanghu Island, Zuzhou, East China Sea, Mugong Mansion.
Mu Chen was dumbfounded.
He didn't expect Luo Yun to do such a trick for him?
"Depend on!"
"It's not me, Mad!"
Mu Chen went crazy, "Luo Yuan, it must be you, you are so despicable! How shameless! You actually framed me!"
"It's okay, it's okay, I can't find it out"
He kept comforting himself, "It was found out that he died with me!"
Taishang Laojun: Anonymous thief, who the hell are you? How dare you scold me, the group leader, for doing the wrong thing!
? Jade Rabbit: How dare you scold Laojun, it’s the opposite
General Hum: Reversed and reversed
clairvoyance: the opposite
? Broom star: reversed reversed
Anonymous member: @太上老君, listen up
?Anonymous member: I don’t change my name when I go, and I don’t change my surname when I sit down, so does Paratrooper No. 1 Lu Benwei
Taishang Laojun: Paratrooper No. 1 Lu Benwei? You are from a cave, just wait, I will investigate you right away! You wait!
Luo Yuan: @太上老君, too arrogant!
Liu Chenxiang: This person is dead
Zhang Daoling: This anonymous rat must be a fellow Taoist in the newly added group today
Tieguai Li: @张道陵, that’s not necessarily the case, the anonymous function is only enabled today
Jintou Jiedi: Oh, it’s not easy to check, I heard that the fairy net has already given birth to a weapon spirit, and only His Majesty the Jade Emperor can order it to do something
Wuqu Xingjun: It’s enough to find out (a nose-picking expression)
"Hmph, even if I find out, I won't panic."
"Anyway, it's Jasmine's account."
Luo Yun snorted coldly:
"I'd like to see who is so cheap, Anonymous disgusts me!"
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