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Lu Ban: Your alchemy furnace?
Luo Yuan: You are going to die, split a sentence into two paragraphs!
Luban: Don't talk nonsense, when will you eat me?
Lu Ban: Your alchemy furnace?
Luo Yuan: Come on, send me the alchemy furnace, and I'll show you how to eat it
Roaring Sky Dog: @Luban, woof woof!
Lu Ban: @伊郎神, what did your dog say?
Erlang Shen: He said you are always shameless, dirty demon king
Roaring dog: woof woof!
Lu Ban: @嗤天狗, believe it or not, I gave you the skin and braised it in soy sauce?
Erlang Shen: You can give it a try, it depends on the owner when beating a dog (a smiling expression)
Zhu Bajie: @Luban, put more spicy, thank you
Erlang Shen: Come to Zhenjun Palace, I will stew you two and feed them to the dogs!
Lu Ban: Don't pretend to be a force on Yang Jian, I'll bring a hundred and eighty magic weapons and smash you to death
? Zhu Bajie: @孙吴婧, senior brother, Yang Jian pretends to be aggressive again, come and teach him a lesson
? Sun Wukong: @二郎神: My son, bullying Bajie
Due to too many group chats in Tianting.
Here, Lu Ban, Zhu Bajie, Erlang Shen, and Monkey King who just spoke, started fighting.
Here Nezha, Jade Rabbit, Lei Gong Dian Mu, and other gods urged Luo Yun to eat the alchemy furnace.
Nezha: Hahahaha, thinking of that video, the Prince wants to laugh hahahaha
Yutu: @罗元, now WeChat can open live broadcasts, you can live broadcast and eat alchemy stoves, hee hee
Lei Gong: @罗元, Shangxian needs to speak with one word.
? Electric mother: @罗远, you can drink water with dipping sauce, the difficulty has been greatly reduced~
God of Cooking Peng Zu: @罗远, what kind of alchemy stove do you want to eat, I will make it for you (a smiling expression)
Huode Xingjun: Haha, Tianyong’s Sun Moon Universe Furnace? That stuff is not tasty
? Taishang Laojun: @罗元, when will the live broadcast, I ask all my disciples from Tushita Palace to come and learn about safe operation rules
Luo Yuan:
Luo Yuan: (Blue Thin Mushroom.jpg)
Nezha: Damn, I'll accept the new expression pack!
Jade Rabbit: It’s such an ugly emoji, I don’t want it, I hate it
"Oh, why are you holding on to this matter? I'm also drunk."
"Even if I promise to eat the alchemy furnace, I can't make it through."
Luo Yun was speechless.
It seems that the video of the fight against the landlord's famous scene last time was too widely circulated, and it has been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people. Everyone likes to use it to make fun of him.
It is necessary to create another hot spot to cover up that matter.
He doesn't want to be teased all day long.
"Wait, Xiao Qiong!"
Luo Yun suddenly remembered something.
An important thing.
In front of Xiao Qiong, he posted emojis like the fairy sleeping coupons for the audience, so he couldn't be jealous?
I also chatted happily with a group of fairies and fairies, and ignored her for more than ten minutes.
Exploded, exploded.
Luo Yun quickly quit the group chat and sent a message to Xiaolongnv.
Luo Yuan: Xiao Qiong, are you angry? I really didn't mean it, my hand slipped (an expression covering my face)
Little Dragon Girl: I'm not angry
Luo Yuan:
Here is a point of knowledge, friends who have never been in a relationship must take a small notebook and write it down.
Women are all creatures with straight mouths and straight bodies. They say no, but their bodies are often very honest Uh, what I mean is, when a woman says she is not angry, she must be angry, so there is no need to doubt it.
At this time, don't beep too much, it's a hammer when you go up!
Directly hit the hammer!
After hammering, she will be honest!
Let me demonstrate it to you.
Luo Yuan: Xiaoqiong, it was wrong, it was really wrong, I will never post that kind of emoticon to tease girls again
Luo Yuan: (kneeling keyboard.jpg)
Little Dragon Girl:
Xiaolongnv: I'm really not angry, idiot
Xiaolongnv: Yes, Lord Luoyuan, you are an idiot, Mu Mu, I decided to call you an idiot from now on (a smiling expression)
"Good guy, nicknames are online."
Luo Yun felt so refreshed.
Xiaolongnv's temper is too much for him, trust him 100%!
True love requires 100% trust!
He can feel that Xiaolongnv is true love for him!
Luo Yuan: ???You, wife
Little Dragon Girl: Wife?
Luo Yuan: It means wife, you can call me husband
Xiao Longnu: Husband, father-in-lawuh, let me call you an idiot
"correct."
Luo Yun suddenly remembered another thing.
Luo Yuan: Xiaoqiong, why didn't you see Jinghu, Sangmo, Ah Shui and the others speak?
Little Dragon Girl: Because they are not in the Heavenly Court Group, their cultivation base and status are not enough
Xiaolongnv: My second sister and third brother are only able to join the Tianting group because of the honor of our father and king, but we usually chat more in the Dragon Palace group
"I see."
Luo Yun suddenly realized.
It seems that between the gods and the gods, the class distinction is also obvious.
The Dragon King of the East China Sea is the official of the heavenly court, so he can join the heavenly court group, otherwise Xiaolongnv, Ao Bing, Ao Jiuyou and the others would not be eligible to join at all.
Xiaolongnv: You idiot, you are so popular in the Tianting group, you should take the time to chat with us in the Dragon Palace group
Little Dragon Girl: Everyone likes you very much (a cute expression)
Luo Yuan: Of course, I, Luo Yuan, am by no means a person who forgets my roots (a smug expression)
Then he withdrew from the Dragon Palace Group
Of course, this is something.
"Ding dong!"
"Fairy Baihua applied to add you as a friend!"
At this time, the WeChat notification sounded.
Luo Yun immediately cut out to take a look, and agreed!
Fairy Baihua, whether she is high or low in the heavenly court.
The meaning of the name of the fairy is a fairy who is in charge of countless flowers in the sky and on earth. She is responsible for the blooming, withering, fragrance, and withering of flowers.
? To be favored by the Queen Mother is also considered a small right.
In addition, in the legend of Fengshen, this Baihua fairy has a special liking for Jiang Ziya, and even went to the earth to break the rules for him, and she doesn't know whether it is true or not.
"Wow, so beautiful."
"Jiang Ziya is so blessed."
Luo Yun looked through Baihua Fairy's circle of friends, there were so many selfies, so many floral clothes, red orange yellow green blue blue purple, he was a little dizzy seeing it.
Baihua Fairy: Shangxian, but looking through my circle of friends (a shy expression)
Luo Yuan: Huh? No, I'm freeing my hands
Baihua Fairy:
Luo Yuan: Tell me what's the matter
Baihua Fairy: Shangxian really knows how to joke, and they are all immortals. The entrances are all spiritual things from heaven and earth, without any impurities. What a big hand (a smiling expression)
Luo Yuan: Haha, just kidding, the fairy has something to do, but it’s okay to talk about it
Baihua Fairy: I came here for the mask
Luo Yuan: Oh, didn't you say that red envelopes are given out at night, why is the fairy so anxious?
Baihua Fairy: Didn't my mother send me to the Flame Mountain, it was too hot there, it made my face dry, and my skin was getting worse
Luo Yuan: Flame Mountain? Wasn't it already wiped out by the great sage with a plantain fan (a white-eyed expression)
Baihua Fairy: That happened hundreds of years ago, it has been rekindled long ago, and the momentum is stronger than before, but it is hot for this fairy (a sad expression)
"Hundreds of years ago?"
Luo Yun rolled his eyes, "In the fairy world, has the story of Journey to the West ended just a few hundred years ago?"
"I don't know how much the book Journey to the West written by Wu Chengen conforms to the real history of the fairy world." (Remember the website website: www.hlnovel.com - Didn't finish reading? Add this book to your favoritesI'm a member and bookmarked this chapterCopy the address of this book and recommend it to your friends for pointsChapter error? Click here to report
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