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"Pfft!"
"Hahaha!"
"What's the matter with this picture of a loving father and a filial son? I laughed so hard!"
Holding the mobile phone in his hands, Luo Yun saw Ao Bing swearing at the Dragon Lord and the Sea God Empress in a serious manner, and slowly felt a sense of spoof.
"What is he laughing at?"
Wu Chiling, Ye Qingmei, and Heihuang, who was flying with Ruijier on his back, looked at Luo Yun with bewildered expressions
They couldn't figure it out, how could Luo Yun still want to play with his mobile phone in such a dangerous place?
Perhaps, this is the boss?
"Spoof this demon-swinging real person again, hmph, it makes you want to put a night pot on my head!"
"How to fix him?"
Luo Yun rolled his eyeballs, and a sly smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.
Luo Yuan: @棒魔真人
Luo Yuan: Of course there are those who swear, but I am usually more civilized. Since you want to learn, let me teach you a few words
Luo Yuan: Who wants to learn?
True Demon Swinger: Me!
Layman Jinghu: Me!
Lu Dongbin: Me!
Patrol Yaksha: Me!
Little Dragon Girl: Me!
Empress Poseidon: @小龙女, what is wrong with learning, just learn from these!
Dragon King of the East China Sea: @小龙女, lady! lady!
Little Dragon Girl: (a mischievous expression)
Prime Minister Turtle: Cough cough, well, I should learn too, otherwise I won’t know if I get scolded by the higher ups in the future, as the saying goes, "Live to be old, learn to be old"
? Ao Bing: @鹤世留, qnmd prime minister, you just want to learn to swear, right?
Prime Minister Turtle: Third Prince, you are also qnmd, but the third prince’s words are wrong. I am the Prime Minister of Donghai, in charge of the Dragon King, and the Prime Minister. Naturally, he needs to absorb a lot of new knowledge
Palace Master of Wanshou: I always feel something weird
Looking at this group of gods who are like children in kindergarten, Luo Yun's heart of spoof is flourishing!
For the time being, I even forgot the business.
Luo Yuan: Let me teach you a sb
Luo Yuan: This sb means your father
Luo Yuan: Which classmate has lost his studies? Come on, demonstrate it!
? Lu Dongbin: @棍魔真人, I’m sb, hahaha
The Real Man Swinging Demon: Get out, I'm the sb
Luo Yuan: Children can be taught
Jinghu Layman: @吕东宾, @棍魔真人, stop arguing, sb is here!
Real Demon Swinger: Get out, I'm a sb!
Ironwood Island Master: Stop arguing, I'm sb!
Lu Dongbin: I am sb, I am sb, I am sb, I am sb (Omit 10,000 I sb)
Luo Yuan: @吕东宾, it’s ok, stop swiping, everyone knows you’re sb
Lu Dongbin: (a grinning expression)
? Lu Dongbin was banned for one hour by the Dragon King of the East China Sea
Luo Yuan:
"Ha ha ha ha!"
"mdzz, I laughed so hard!"
Luo Yun laughed until his stomach ached.
Seeing this group of gods vying to call themselves idiots, Lu Dongbin was also silenced by the Dragon King, and almost laughed at him.
"Buzz!"
At this time, Tieguai Li suddenly chatted with him privately.
Tieguai Li: Fellow Daoist, are you there?
Luo Yuan: What's the matter, Old Li?
Tieguai Li: That’s it, I want to learn a special swear word, you only teach me, don’t teach others, okay (a smirk expression)
"I——"
Luo Yunmeng circled.
He thought Tieguai Li was looking for him because of the Eight Immortals Noodle Restaurant!
Such a grown-up man, he still likes to swear!
"By the way, don't I need a baby that can repair the brain?"
"Ask Tieguai Li."
Luo Yuan: Old Li, I'm afraid this won't work
Luo Yuan: The original intention of my own creation of the language "English" is that there is no distinction between teaching and all beings are equal. How can I teach you only one person?
Tieguai Li: Oh, you just teach me one thing, just one thing!
Tieguai Li: Okay~
Luo Yuan: Stop tm!
Depend on!
His goosebumps almost fell all over the floor!
I have lived for thousands of years, is it okay~, is it disgusting?
Luo Yuan: All right, but I have something urgent now
Tieguai Li"What's the matter?
Luo Yuan: Don't you read the chat records? My head is gone, my head is gone! Now urgently need a baby to repair the brain domain
Tieguai Li: Brain repair baby, this is not easy
Tieguai Li: The brain region is the body of a human being, the most mysterious place, the Yuanying of Zifu, the primordial spirit of thought, all come here
Luo Yuan: Stop talking, the more you talk, the colder I get (a smiling expression)
Tieguai Li: I can't help it either
Luo Yuan:
Tieguai Li: It would be nice if you were a mortal, alas (a sighing expression)
"oh?"
"It would be great if I were a mortal? Could it be that there is a turning point for this matter?"
Luo Yun's eyes lit up.
Luo Yuan: Ordinary people? How to say?
Tieguai Li: The brain domain of mortals has not yet opened up the purple mansion, and the soul is born, and it is even more impossible to cultivate the soul and soul. It is much easier to mend than our gods!
Tieguai Li: Just go back to the place where the head was destroyed, take three blood bone life-gathering charms, and sacrifice a thousand-year-old flat peach to reunite the head and blood bones
Tieguai Li: Of course, within 30 days, once the 30 days pass, the blood and bone essence will gradually dissipate, and it will never return to its original state
Tieguai Li: But fellow Taoist Luoyuan, you are an extraordinary person, so you can only find another body to seize, or reincarnate to rebuild.
Luo Yuan: Okay
Tieguai Li: Condolences (a sighing expression)
"There is really a way?"
"Old Li, I love you, hahaha!"
Luo Yun laughed wildly in his heart.
Although, the potential of his real body is not as good as that of lotus root.
But after all, it is the first physical body given by parents, just like the first degree, it is very, very important.
"Buzz!"
The phone vibrated, and Tieguai Li continued to send messages.
Tieguai Li: Well, fellow Taoist Luoyuan, just now you taught me
Tieguai Li: (a nose-picking expression)
Luo Yuan: All right, all right, let me teach you, what dirty words do you want to learn?
Tieguai Li: Let me think about it
Tieguai Li: I will blow your head off! How do you say this sentence in English?
Luo Yuan: (a smiling expression)
Luo Yuan: Pointing at Sang and scolding Huai?
Tieguai Li: Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I bumped into each other, I'll change it!
Tieguai Li: emmm
Tieguai Li: Just
Tieguai Li: I punched you until your mother didn't know you!
Luo Yuan:
Luo Yuan: Is it appropriate to be so wild?
Tieguai Li: Anyway, you only teach me, and others don’t know (a smirk expression)
Luo Yuan: Good (with an expression covering his face)
Luo Yuan: A punch so hard that your mother doesn't even recognize you? Say it in English: i-love-you
(Spaces cannot be typed, - means a space)
Tieguai Li: i-love-you?
Tieguai Li: Why does it feel so short? The length doesn’t match.
Luo Yuan: What do you know? This is my refined language
Luo Yuan: If you want to be more vicious, just say i-love-you-very-much, the latter very-much represents the degree of intensity, very ferocious, terrifying, brutal!
Tieguai Li: i-love-you-very-much?
Luo Yuan: Yes!
Tieguai Li: Is this too cruel?
Luo Yuan: It's okay
Tieguai Li: i-love-you-very-much-very-much-very-much, how about this? Hahaha! Is it triple rage, extremely brutal?
Luo Yuan: Stop, stop!
Luo Yuan: Don't tell me, it's scary, tell others (with a dog-headed Wangchai expression)
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