Lin Xiyan was right behind Luo Yun, taking the little orange cat from his arms, her eyes were also filled with anger.
"I'm sick?"
Luo Yun looked at the two female Internet celebrities, "I think you are the ones who are sick! And the illness is not serious!"
"In order to attract people's attention online, even doing such vicious things, are you still human?"
Li Simin was so angry that his chest heaved up and down, "None of your business! Stupid dick!"
"Give me back my mobile phone, don't force me to call the police!"
Zhao Mei was robbed of her mobile phone, she gritted her teeth angrily, and shouted at Luo Yun.
"cell phone?"
Luo Yun snorted coldly, and casually threw the phone into the gap in the sewer.
Zhao Mei let out a scream of "Ah!", and rushed over desperately, but could only watch helplessly as the mobile phone was washed away by the dirty water and disappeared into the sewer.
She was so angry that she got up and rushed towards Luo Yun, baring her teeth and claws, "I'll fight you!!"
"Snapped!"
Luo Yun slapped her without hesitation, fanned her two or three meters away, and sat down on the ground with her buttocks slumped, her left cheek swollen into a pig's face.
"You what do you want to do?"
Seeing Luo Yun being so ruthless, Li Simin couldn't help feeling a little guilty, and took two steps back, "We have no enmity!"
"A phase is born from the heart, the ancients really did not deceive me."
Luo Yun stared straight at her, "Your heart is as ugly as your snake face!"
"you!!?"
Li Simin almost turned her back in anger, and screamed, "Ah!! Who are you calling ugly!! You poor guy who drives a Corolla, I will curse you to be cuckolded in the future!"
"Then you might as well demonstrate it first."
A strange smile suddenly appeared on the corner of Luo Yun's mouth, and he immediately took out his mobile phone, and took out a yellow paper talisman from his treasure bag¡ª¡ª
Idiomatic spelling symbol: welcome men!
"The Taishang Laojun is in a hurry like a law."
"go!"
Luo Yun chanted the mantra softly, and crushed the talisman paper vigorously.
A white streamer invisible to mortals quickly penetrated into Li Simin's body.
The next moment, Li Simin suddenly seemed to be possessed by an evil spirit, his pupils dilated twice, and he kept muttering: "ManmanmanI want a man! I want a man!!"
"Ahhh!"
Li Simin rushed towards Luo Yun like a madman, breathing non-stop, like a trembling female pug.
"What what's going on?"
Lin Xiyan was frightened and didn't understand why.
Luo Yun, on the other hand, just smiled and kicked the dog far away.
Just at this time, a few gangsters with colorfully dyed hair passed by the park.
"A man a man! It's the smell of a man!"
"Ahhh, I want a man!"
Li Simin got up on hands and feet, flicked his tongue, snarled, and rushed towards one of the gangsters.
"Minmin?"
Best friend Zhao Mei was stunned, thiswhat the hell is going on? Minmin bewitched?
This man, can he lower his head?
"What the hell!"
"Get out of the way! There are lunatics!"
Several gangsters were taken aback by Li Simin.
A little yellow-haired who is ugly, thin, and doesn't like to take a bath, is looking down to brush his phone, when Li Simin suddenly throws him to the ground, and then feels that his pants have been ripped off!
At first he thought it was a mad dog pulling his pants, and screamed in fright, but when he took a closer look¡ª¡ª
I rely on it! It's actually a girl?
Although the face is a bit too much, but the figure and skin are good, judging by the clothes, it should belong to the category of Douyin Xiaowanghong.
"What the hell is going on?!"
Xiao Huangmao was dumbfounded.
Don't these Douyin celebrities look at people with their nostrils? Last time he private messaged one, he was directly asked what kind of toad he was.
"Don't worry about it, damn it!"
"Can you not eat the meat delivered to your door?"
Little Huangmao gritted his teeth, and immediately the farmer turned himself into the master, and the friend next to him advised him to be careful and ignore his illness
Just when Li Simin and Xiao Huang Mao were about to have a relationship, Luo Yun came over to separate the two, and after driving away the little gangster, Li Simin gradually regained his senses.
"I what's wrong with me?"
"Headmaster!""You are a head-down master!!"
Li Simin cried in fright, all kinds of humiliation, fear and anger welled up in her heart, which made her cry loudly, "Don'tdon't kill me! I was wrong! I won't dare again"
"It's better to be like this."
Luo Yun turned on the phone and played a video.
Just now she turned into a Mugou, and she was full of ugly appearances, all of which were recorded in it.
"Delete the video!"
"Quickly delete the video!!"
Li Simin rushed up to grab the phone like a madman, but was slapped away by Luo Yun.
"I've already followed you two on Douyin. If I see something similar, I assure you, this video will definitely be posted on the Internet and blow up in various resource groups!"
"If you don't believe me, try it!"
After warning, Luo Yun put the phone back into his pocket, turned around and took Lin Xiyan away.
Only Li Simin, who was gnashing his teeth, and Zhao Mei, who was covered in circles, were left behind.
"Why is this happening, why is this happening!"
Li Simin stomped her feet in collapse.
"Could it be that this is the legend that good will be rewarded with good, and evil will be rewarded with evil?"
Zhao Mei's eyes were empty and dull.
After walking all the way, Luo Yun and Lin Xiyan found a restaurant, walked in and the latter couldn't help asking: "Luo Yun, who was that Internet celebrity just now"
"Didn't you listen to what she said, the head drop technique."
Luo Yun said casually: "In addition to practicing martial arts, I have also practiced head lowering."
"real?"
Lin Xiyan looked suspiciously, "Then you won't put a curse on me too?"
"Yeah, you just found out?"
"ah?!"
"Hahaha, just kidding, little fool."
Luo Yun couldn't help laughing, and Lin Xiyan beside her couldn't help but blushed when she heard the word "fool".
"Speaking of which, how to deal with this little guy?"
"Send it to a stray cat and dog shelter?"
Luo Yun looked at the little orange cat in Lin Xiyan's arms.
They went to a supermarket just now, bought a few large bottles of mineral water, shower gel and towels, gave it a good bath, and it didn't smell so bad anymore.
The little orange cat seems to like Lin Xiyan very much. She lies in her arms and squints her eyes, enjoying it very much. From time to time, she rubs her head against her hand and meows, which is very cute.
"no!"
Lin Xiyan flatly refused, "Didn't you read the news? The shelter for stray cats and dogs is very chaotic. Many pets are locked up and have mental problems. Garfield will definitely be bullied inside! Maybe he won't even be able to eat. full!"
"Good guy, I even have a name."
Luo Yun smiled wryly.
Garfield is too beautiful.
"Luo Yun, I really want to raise Garfield But, there is a roommate in my dormitory who is severely allergic to dog and cat fur"
Lin Xiyan bit her cherry lips, and said in a pleading tone: "Can you raise it? I will pay for the cat food every month!"
"What are you talking about?"
"How much is cat food worth?"
Luo Yun pouted, "Okay, I will take care of you."
"Luo Yun, you are so kind!"
Lin Xiyan smiled sweetly, looked at Luo Yun's gaze, and softened it a little, "I come to see Garfield every day after class, you have to take good care of him and don't bully him."
"Don't worry, leader, I promise to raise you white and fat."
Luo Yun paid a military salute, which made Lin Xiyan giggle.
The little orange cat also kept meowing "meow, meow", and seemed to realize that he was about to usher in a happy life. (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com