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- Yun Song stretched out his hand and said, "Give the poor man a handkerchief, and the poor man will go up and see what's going on with this sneaky thing."
A boatman hurriedly took out a handkerchief and handed it to him: "Master Daoist, you use mine, mine is soaked in boy's urine"
"I'll do it!" Yun Song was about to cover his nose, and threw it back as soon as he heard this.
"Pindao asks for a handkerchief to cover his nose to prevent the smell. What's the matter if you give me a handkerchief soaked in a child's urine!"
After changing a handkerchief, Yun Song asked, "There's nothing like a boy pissing black blood on it, right?"
Dou Dayan, who handed him the handkerchief, said swearingly: "Absolutely not, I got it from the popular dancer of Paramount, or I got it in exchange for giving flowers to her as our head teacher, you know?" Smell, there is a fragrance."
When Yun Song heard this, he quickly waved his hands in disgust.
Seeing the squinting look of Dou's big eyes, you can tell that he has often covered his mouth and nose with this thing, maybe even licked it.
After being rejected by him, Dou Dayan did it.
He held up the gauze scarf and put it on his nose and sniffed it, with an intoxicated expression on his face: "It's really fragrant, like fine wine, the fragrance lasts for a long time."
Yun Song said: "Benefactor Dou, does the popular dancer who gave you this scarf have a relationship?"
Dou Dayan smiled and said: "Yes, we are the head teacher."
Yun Song said coldly: "According to Pingdao's knowledge, Yaojieerwu sisters have a tradition of wiping the benefactor's things after finishing with the benefactor. What do they use to wipe it? Naturally, they use the gauze towel that they carry."
"So, if Pindao's deduction is correct, this scarf still smells like your head teacher."
This is a bit harsh.
Dou's big eyes were stunned.
Ah Er and Ah San leaned forward and asked, "Brother Big Eyes, is the good friend of the head teacher you are talking about Sayuri from Paramount? This bitch is very cruel. She was abandoned by the head teacher a long time ago because she has a lot of good friends. Behind the teacher's back and stealing people."
"Yes, it was a foreign devil who stole, but she still stole wave after wave"
"Bobo? You mean one by one?"
"No, it's wave after wave, and there's more than one person in each wave!"
"I'm stupid, Daxia Dou, then you have to tell us what this foreign devil smells like!"
Dou Dayan's face turned red and white.
Yun Song saw that this group of people was unreliable, so he had to cover his nose with his sleeve to see the situation of the dead body.
The corpse closed its eyes.
But his eyelids kept shaking.
It seems that the eyes are about to open in the next second.
Yun Song was mentally prepared for this, but it didn't open its eyes.
It is an ordinary dead body.
The dead body can't see the face clearly, but the hairstyle can still be seen clearly.
Its hairstyle is very ugly and strange, with hair on both sides of the head and in the middle in an upside-down braid, and no hair anywhere else, especially the front of the head.
At a glance, Yun Song recognized that this was not a Han hairstyle, but a common hairstyle of Japanese devils.
Dou Dayan saw a lot of Japanese devils in Shanghai, and he recognized them immediately, and said: "This man is an Japanese devil, look at his hair, this hair is exclusive to their samurai, the name is so fucking magical, called, Call menstruation to take the lead?"
Yun Song burst into laughter on the spot when he heard this: "You are really talented, you are called Yuedaitou!"
Dou Dayan nodded decently: "Yes, but because they often keep this head shape, it is also called menstruation leading."
Yun Song couldn't complain.
There is no need to complain.
The name is quite vivid.
He said: "This is indeed an oriental devil. Didn't you say that there was a dragon massacring an oriental devil on the Dapu River a few days ago? This may be one of those oriental devils."
Lao Mug shook his head and said, "Impossible, it wasn't just a few days ago, it was two months ago, the corpse should have rotted in the water for so long, even if it didn't rot, it would be eaten by fish and turtles." Lost."
The big stupid elephant pointed to the corpse and said, "It's almost eaten up now, do you believe it also has white eels under its eyelids?"
The boss of the boat said with a sad face: "Don't say such things, alas, how will we eat white eels in the future?"
Yun Song said: "You are still thinking about how to eat white eels in the future. Shouldn't you be thinking about what to do with this bastard?"
"Throw it back." Dou Dayan said decisively, "Its death has nothing to do with us, let's not meddle in our own business."
Yun Song said: "Fusheng has no?Let's go in first, and we will change the nationality after finishing the work later. "
He turned into a ghost to say these words, so the Dongying man smiled and said: "Okay, but you have to change your clothes, it's not appropriate for you to dress up like this."
There is a clothing store next to the street. He took a few people in and changed into Japanese-style clothes. When he went out, he bowed again:
"Thank you for your patronage. Each set of men's clothing is ten yuan, women's clothing is ten yuan, and children's clothing is five yuan, a total of forty-five yuan!"
Yun Song was overjoyed when he heard this. No wonder the reason why he stopped at the door to persuade people to change their nationality was to sell clothes.
Mouth is full of ideas, heart is full of business!
Ah Er was furious: "You want to ripped off? The clothes here are expensive for a silver penny, and you want ten times the price?"
The store owner is obviously very skilled in doing this kind of thing. As soon as Ah Er got angry, he shook his hand, and then four warriors holding swords came out coldly on both sides.
Yun Song tidied up the elephant's clothes and said to the warriors: "You guys, do you know who this lord is doing?"
The warriors looked at the elephant's body and hesitated.
They are waiting for an answer.
"This is Taijun!"
As Yun Song said, he waved his hands and gave the shopkeeper a big mouth, and then opened his mouth and shouted: "Baga! Is there any reason for the majesty to give money for shopping?"
"Baga! Taijun wears your clothes to give your family face, and you still ask Taijun for money? Your conscience is greatly broken!"
He pointed at the warriors surrounding him and roared: "How dare you threaten the Taijun to work? Get out of here, or you will die!"
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