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- ?The handyman ghost is poorly cultivated and incompetent, so he can only disgust and scare people.
According to the records in "The Strange Tales of the Celestial Eye", the greatest ability of this kind of ghost is to transform into a cesspool and pull people into the cesspool to drown.
This move is actually quite ruthless.
The main reason is that it is very miserable for people to die in the cesspool.
It should be noted that people will subconsciously open their mouths and swallow before being drowned. Those who drown in the water often have rounded stomachs, and those who drown in the cesspool
In the Spring and Autumn Period, there was a king who died like this. His name was Jin Jinggong. But when anyone mentions him, he doesn't talk about his exploits, only one thing: he drowned in a cesspool.
So Yun Song didn't give it this chance, and after he turned into a madman, he condensed and slashed with a big knife.
This is the guillotine of a headless ghost.
Generally speaking, what kind of knife cut off the head of the headless ghost, and what kind of knife they will condense.
This is an obsession.
The madness Yun Song transformed should have been beheaded by the executioner's beheading knife, and what he condensed was also such a knife, a thick-backed machete!
He swung the knife with both hands and slashed at the handyman.
Take out the strength of the whole body!
The servant ghost was cut off by surprise, so frightened that he howled and retreated and screamed: "Don't kill me! Don't kill me! Spare me! Don't kill me, don't mess with my master!"
"If you kill me, my master will"
The voice became weaker and weaker. When the word "Master" was spoken, the ghost could no longer make a sound.
It was happily chopped up and disappeared.
Yun Song was sure that the handyman was hacked to death, so he turned back into a human body.
He went to the next door and kicked open the door to spit in. What a handyman, he looked awesome, but he was just a rookie.
You fell down before I even tried hard!
This time he lost money, spent his yang energy and turned into a ghost, but got nothing in the end!
Just when he was depressed, there was another rustling sound outside. He thought it was a ghost again, so he grabbed the mahogany sword and rushed out.
Fatty is panting heavily.
It saw Yun Song throwing a sad and wronged look: Why did you throw me away just now?
Yun Song gave it a thoughtful look.
He remembered a story.
It is said that one day the bear went to the toilet without paper, and ran into a rabbit who was also going to the toilet next to him.
The bear asked the rabbit, "Have you brought paper?" The rabbit said, "No!"
The bear said: "Aren't you afraid of getting shit on your body?" The rabbit said: "No!"
Hearing this, the bear started to wipe the rabbit's butt with it.
?Recalling this story, Yun Song knelt down and asked Fatty: "Have you brought the paper?"
Fatty shrank back.
Yun Song let it go.
It's not that he's particular or that he's kind, the main reason is that Yun Meizi is also Yun, who has short and hard bristles on her body!
Fortunately, there is a poplar tree next to the toilet of Gou's house, and he is very grateful to the poplar tree.
Behind Yun Song took Fatty out, Wang Youde and Gou Wenwu were looking for him.
He pointed to the latrine and asked, "Fusheng is the supreme god, Mr. Gou, what's the matter with your latrine?"
Gou Wenwu was straightforward and said, "My toilet is haunted."
Yun Song said displeasedly: "When Xiaodao came to your house to go to the bathroom, didn't you warn me?"
"Xiaodao is not afraid of ghosts, and is willing to exorcise ghosts and demons, and defend the way, but you should tell the truth to Xiaodao anyway."
Gou Wenwu said helplessly: "Master Dao, it's not that I'm hiding anything, it's that you left in a hurry, and I didn't have time to tell you about the toilet."
"But fortunately, the Taoist priest is fine, and it's too late to say it now"
"No need." Yun Song waved his hand, "It's just a wild ghost, the trail has already saved it, and this toilet will be fine in the future."
Gou Wenwu was surprised: "Really, really?"
Yun Song nodded: "Fusheng is supreme, and Taoist disciples never show off their belts, let alone tell lies!"
Gou Wenwu hastily bowed: "Oh, thank you Taoist chief for your righteousness, this ghost has ruined my house! Originally, I found a Taoist priest to solve the problem, but the price was too high for the Taoist priest, so I didn't let him Let¡¯s do it¡ªoh, Daoist Priest is really timely!¡±
Wang Youde raised his head proudly: "Don't call the real person the Daoist, the real person is of course the timely rain!"
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Looking at its chubby belly, Yun Song patted it and thought about it: "Well, you will be with me in the future, so I have to give you a name, what is it called? Fatty? Fatty?"
These names are not good, there is no culture or style.
Yun Song thought that it had the blood of a fox, so he slapped the table and said, "Yes, you will be called Linghu from now on!"
Fatty was startled when he slapped the table, and wanted to run away with his big tail between his legs.
Yun Song laughed out loud.
From this point of view, Linghu Yi is really similar to him.
Everyone is good at running.
He is now ready to run away from Old Town.
Originally, the reason why he went down the mountain was because there was no food in the Taoist temple, and he was occupied by a group of ghosts gathered by Qian Yan'er.
So after he went down the mountain, he stayed at Wang Youde's house, planning to leave the town when he was found out as a liar.
Now that he has learned of Zhu Yunqi's existence, he is about to change his plan and leave the town early. He has to inquire about Zhu Yunqi's news.
To be precise, it was to find out the way home.
In this world, there are no computers, no mobile phones, but there are ghosts. It is definitely not a place for people to stay!
The most important thing is that without his parents, he is alone here.
Very lonely.
He asked Lianlian to boil a pot of water for Linghu to take a bath. Linghu thought that she was about to be stewed and yelled miserably.
Later, it found out that it was a hot bath, and someone had washed and rubbed the meat for it, so it lay down comfortably.
It is lying in the Yunsong washbasin, its eyes are squinted, and the corners of its mouth are smiling like a face. It actually has the charm of Yang Guifei soaking in Huaqing Pool.
This association made Yun Song very angry.
Damn, this grandson is Concubine Yang Gui who takes a bath, isn't she herself a Gao Lishi who takes a bath?
He directly flicked Linghuxie's whip.
Linghu Xuan's mournful chirping continued until midnight.
Yun Song didn't mind the noise, he didn't go to bed directly, but opened "Tianmu Strange Tan" and Taoist scriptures until midnight to study.
The study enthusiasm is even higher than that of the third year of high school.
After all, if he doesn't study hard in the third year of high school, at most he won't be able to enter the university, and now he may be killed by ghosts if he doesn't study hard.
After dawn the next day, he was thinking about how to say goodbye.
As a result, before he went to Wang Youde, Wang Youde came to him first, and then said: "The Daoist is not good, a Taoist priest has come to the door, saying that he wants to settle accounts with you!"
Yun Song asked blankly: "A priest, you want to settle accounts with me?"
Wang Youde nodded vigorously.
Yun Song thought to himself that he had nothing to do with Taoist priests at all, so how could someone settle accounts with him?
He immediately slapped his head and asked: "Is it my master who came here? Is the Taoist four-eyed priest looking for me?" </div> - Didn't finish reading? Add this book to your favoritesI'm a member and bookmarked this chapterCopy the address of this book and recommend it to your friends for pointsChapter error? Click here to report
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