The campaign to promote Luoyang dialect has achieved gratifying results. Although many people can only speak a few words of Luoyang dialect on the surface, Hu Xueting believes that this has opened the door to the language and can finally start further plans. Such as attracting investment, developing education, climbing the technology tree and so on. Without a unified language, it is useless to run a private school, and the teacher invited cannot communicate with people who can only speak the local language.
More importantly, through this Luoyang dialect promotion campaign, a group of yamen servants who dare to fight and fight has been cultivated. The combat effectiveness of the yamen servants in Danyang County has finally risen from 0 to 5.
Thinking about leading a group of war scumbags to build Danyang County into a prosperous and democratic "Little Luoyang in the South of the Yangtze River", Hu Xueting is full of emptiness as a full-level large-scale massacres level 5 rookies. It is too easy to beat the backward farming civilization. Can't help sighing: "I know five hundred years ago and one thousand four hundred years later. Dominating the world is just a trivial matter."
Shi Jie frowned, what do you mean by knowing 1400 years later?
"The next step is to build roads!" Hu Xueting hurriedly changed the subject.
If you want to get rich, build roads first. Once the roads are built and tariffs are abolished, business travelers from other places will naturally come to the door. With more businessmen, the city will be prosperous.
A group of government servants looked around, building roads? How big is the repair? Why do you want to build roads? Another image project?
The first step in building roads is to draw a map. Hu Xueting wanted to start planning the city, only to find out that there is no map in Danyang County.
"We don't need a map. The location of Danyang County is all in our brains." Zhang Xiaogang waited for the officials to clap their chests. Danyang County has never had a detailed city map. They are all native Danyang people who are very familiar with Danyang. Know anywhere.
Hu Xueting nodded, let's take a look at the scene, don't ask for too much accuracy, at least the topography is important and accurate.
A group of yamen servants nodded vigorously, and then they were blinded.
"This is the county government?" A group of government officials looked at a small square on the white paper. Why is the county government a square? Forget it, the county magistrate said yes.
"The market is on the left." A group of yamen servants struggled to distinguish between the left and the right, but contradictions arose immediately. How should "left" be defined on the white paper? On the left side facing the county government office, or on the left side facing the county government office, where is the door of this "square frame"?
"Let's go to the west." A yamen servant cleverly used southeast, northwest and north to unify the direction.
"Where is the west side?" A group of yamen servants continued to look at the blank paper. Hu Xueting grabbed the pen and paper, and vigorously wrote the four directions of south, east, north and west on the map. If they were not written neatly, they were afraid that these people would not be able to understand them again.
"Say, after leaving the county office, where is the west side?" Hu Xueting asked directly, and decided to do it himself. A group of aborigines should know the general geography of the vicinity.
An hour later, Hu Xueting looked at the newly released map of Danyang with a livid face.
I don¡¯t know what a map is or what a scale is. The power of the country is far beyond the Great Wall, and it is necessary to rely on the ¡°belly touch guide¡± to lead the way. There may be math and physics experts who know how to draw maps, but they can¡¯t be found in the small Danyang County. For this kind of genius, Hu Xueting wanted to use the two-dimensional world to reflect the result of the three-dimensional world. He just drew a standard cross star with the county government as the center under the simple sense of direction of "south, east, and northwest" by a group of government officials.
Yes, the newly released map is a standard cross star. All the buildings, residential areas, villages, rivers, mountains and rivers are all concentrated in the east, west, south, and north. There is no deviation at all.
"That's right! Ten miles to the east is Shilipo." Zhang Xiaogang looked at the map and didn't understand anything, but he still nodded vigorously.
Hu Xueting touched his forehead. As the county magistrate of Danyang, he still knew Shilipo. It was not in the east at all, but in the southeast, okay?
"No, every time it is said to go east to Shilipo, no one will go wrong." Zhang Xiaogang was wronged. It was really the east, staring at the sun, and it was definitely not wrong.
Hu Xueting tried to take a deep breath, he couldn't beat him, he had to restrain himself, if he wanted to blame, he could blame the winding roads in Danyang County without a straight road, or blame the backwardness of popularizing knowledge, in short, Zhang Xiaogang had tried his best. But why did Mao still want to beat him up?
"Could it be that this officer wants to draw a map by himself?" Hu Xueting stared viciously at a group of trash, who had no sense of consciousness, and only felt that the county magistrate was bored. Knowing the way is not enough, why draw a map? There are 10,000 to 20,000 people in Danyang County, who came here without a map?
Hu Xueting's plan to draw a map of the whole county by himself was unexpectedly delayed by a heavy rain. In the middle of the night, Danyang began to rain heavily, continuously and continuously throughout the night, until the next day, there was no sign of the rain stopping.
Hu Xueting is overjoyed, Mrs.bsp; The old woman calmly cleared her throat and yelled loudly: "Come here, someone here refuses to pay the fine!"
The figure of the yamen servants appeared in the distance, and several yamen servants ran over quickly. "Who dares to violate the order of the county government?" One of the government officials shouted sharply.
The farmer immediately panicked. The yamen servant was so fierce that things were not going well, but he still gritted his teeth and insisted. It was unreasonable to ask for three pennies for shit, so he just refused.
"Don't give it? Take it away!" The servants didn't talk nonsense, and immediately put the farmer in chains and dragged him away.
"Where are you taking him?" Zhang Zhenzhou had been watching with a smile, but now his face changed slightly, and he stood up and asked. It's one thing to clean up a city, it's another to handcuff people for shitting. Many of his subordinates also looked aggrieved. Hu Xueting handcuffed a farmer because he shit, he was the cruelest of cruel officials.
"Outsiders?" Before the yamen servant could speak, passers-by did.
"Don't worry, he won't be beaten," passers-by explained, "Just pull him to do a day's hard labor, thinking that he won't give 3 Wen, and others can't do anything about him. Work instead of punishment."
"Here! It's the front." Passers-by pointed to the distance, where someone was waving a hoe and working hard. "Those build public toilets. There will soon be public toilets on this street."
Looking around Zhang Zhenzhou, an open-air toilet is taking shape.
"One end is the women's toilet, and the other end is the men's toilet." Passers-by introduced that when the toilet is built, someone will draw an old man and an old woman on the wall outside, and write the words "male and female".
"Why do you want to paint?" Zhang Zhenzhou understands why men and women should be separated, but he doesn't understand what the hell is painting.
"If someone runs into the women's restroom on the pretext of not being able to read, he will be exiled." Passers-by laughed. The crime of going to the wrong toilet and being exiled is extremely serious. Surprisingly, few people have any objections. No one wants to go home. The daughter-in-law was going to the bathroom when a man rushed in.
Zhang Zhenzhou and others nodded, whether it is appropriate and effective to use heavy penalties to stop crimes requires careful consideration.
"Hey, he's not going to build a latrine." One of Zhang Zhenzhou's subordinates looked at the direction in which the yamen servants locked the poor peasants, and it was obvious that they were not going to the public toilet construction site.
"Oh, that direction is to build roads." The passers-by only glanced at it. Danyang County wanted to build two smooth roads, and it cost ten yuan a day to take care of the food. Many idle farmers went there.
"That farmer probably wanted to earn the ten cents because he was idle." Passers-by said, "Hey, it's a small loss."
Punitive one-day hard labor, regardless of food, no money, one day of work for nothing, if lazy and slippery, will be whipped by the government servants, compared with the standard ten-cent money for food, those who refuse to pay three-cent fines will lose huge.
"Hey, your Luoyang language is pretty good." Zhang Zhenzhou finally came to his senses. Passers-by laughed, there are more people in Danyang County who can speak Luoyang dialect. "Under the severe punishment, the Luoyang language is just ordinary."
"It's really a toss." Some of Zhang Zhenzhou's subordinates sighed. They have seen so many county magistrates, but they have never seen such a tossing county magistrate.
Zhang Zhenzhou nodded. Although he didn't waste people and money, the sign of this misbehavior was obvious.
"You guys, if you really can't help it, turn left in the alley ahead, and there will be a latrine built a hundred steps away." Passers-by looked at a few of Zhang Zhenzhou's pedestrians.
Several people who were holding back their urine were flushed, and everyone in Danyang County had eyes for holding back their urine. "Thank you for your advice!" Many people quickly ran to the alley, and even those who didn't want to go followed because of their image and quality.
"Boss, let's go see it too." The subordinates are very considerate of the leader. If Zhang Zhenzhou defecated anywhere on the roadside, did the subordinates see it or not?
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