Hundreds of yamen servants stopped by the side of the road and kept yelling: "Be honest! You can afford to disturb the holy car!"
?Hu Xueting, the emperor of Yue, traveled thousands of miles to a small county in the southernmost part of Jiangxi. "Didn't you say you won't fight Guangdong?" A yamen servant asked his colleague in a low voice. The colleague looked at him in surprise. After being a yamen servant for so long, he didn't know that the words of his superiors could not be trusted. The yamen servant trembled slightly, the world is really not peaceful.
A group of common people huddled on the side of the road, stretched their necks and looked into the distance. They had long heard that the emperor was coming here, so they had to take a good look at the emperor's appearance and get a taste of the dragon.
"You said, does the emperor have three thousand harem?" Some people asked excitedly. It is said in the play that the concubine Shu of the East Palace and the West Palace, and the beautiful women are recruited as queens in the palace. My daughter looks good, if the emperor takes a fancy to her and snatches her into the palace, wouldn't she be prosperous?
Some people looked at him with contempt: "The emperor is a woman." It is extremely stupid to not even know whether the emperor is a man or a woman.
"Shut up!" The yamen servants yelled loudly, and the common people smiled honestly, showing no fear at all.
"Don't pay attention to them." Some people said loudly, the emperor hasn't come yet, so what's the point of telling a few jokes, there is neither murder, arson, nor rape (prostitution).
"The county magistrate settled the case last year, and I laughed out loud too." Another commoner looked around proudly. Although the idiot knew that the county magistrate was far worse than the emperor, but the county magistrate was reasonable, the emperor should be more serious. Be reasonable.
The county magistrate stood at the front of the yamen servants, turned his head to look at the noisy people, endured and endured, a group of yamen servants looked at the county magistrate, should they whip the people and make them behave? The county magistrate shook his head slowly. If the people were whipped to establish rules at this moment, they would probably take the opportunity to sue. Moreover, since ancient times, emperors have liked officials who are "clear as water, bright as a mirror, and as close to the people as a family." It is very important to have a good relationship. Since I took office, I have been extremely accommodating to the people, and I must not fall short at this moment.
Seeing that the yamen servants were not moving, the common people chatted more recklessly with smiles, and after a few words, they skilfully brought the topic to a familiar direction.
"The emperor is a man, so he wants to recruit three thousand harems, and the emperor is a woman, so he also wants to find three thousand beautiful men?" A certain commoner said loudly, and a group of commoners immediately became energetic, and they deeply smelled the color smell.
Immediately, the people laughed loudly, their expressions and voices were very obscene (cheap). "It's only natural for a male emperor to recruit three thousand beauties, but if a female emperor has three thousand beauties, that's called lascivious (slutty) and shameless, and you'll be dipped in a pigsty."
A large group of people nodded and echoed vigorously. It is right for a man to sleep with countless women, and for a woman to sleep with countless men, he should be paraded through the streets and executed immediately. But the emperor is a woman, so naturally she has the final say on everything. If she wants to sleep with a man, she can sleep with a man.
"Tell me, has this female emperor slept with a certain minister?" Someone laughed honestly. A group of people nodded more vigorously, there is no doubt about it, the landlord and rich son can see the beautiful maid and drag him to bed, and the female emperor can naturally drag a certain minister directly to the palace. Most of the ministers in the court have been slept by Hu Xueting.
The county magistrate's face changed drastically. This topic is simply courting death.
"Tell them to shut up!" He hurriedly ordered, but the yamen servants didn't dare to use whips and swords, they just yelled and cursed in vain. Instead, some people comforted the yamen servants: "Don't worry, we won't talk about it when the emperor arrives." The county magistrate and the yamen servants were extremely hesitant. big.
The leader of the yamen servants approached the county magistrate, and carefully said to the county magistrate: "If you want to stop them from talking nonsense, I'm afraid there will be blood" The county magistrate was silent, and the connivance just now made these people understand his intentions. Bottom line, mere swearing is useless, only the sight of blood can control the situation, but if blood is seen before the arrival of the holy driver, idiots know that the consequences will be serious.
"These people are kind people, and they will definitely keep their promises." The county magistrate looked at the leader of the yamen with expectation, it should be like this. The leader of the yamen servant smiled wryly, what can he do now.
The conversation among the crowd became more joyful. Some common people smiled lewdly: "I am good-looking, or if I have a chance to be favored by the emperor today, I don't care if I become an official. I just hope that I can tell my ancestors when I worship my ancestors in the future, so that my descendants will live up to me and sleep with the emperor." The laughter was extremely loud.
Another oneTurn a blind eye to those people who were hacked to death. What can a group of people who don¡¯t know how to live and die have to look at? There are only two points this time. Everything said at the head of the bed will be recorded on the record, you must be careful and careful, loyal and loyal; secondly, the county magistrate and yamen servants don¡¯t have to wait for mining, they must be killed immediately. It is harming others and oneself.
"Your Majesty, the guilty minister dare not pray for His Majesty's mercy, but only asks to be able to introduce the miasma in this county to the Holy Majesty." The county magistrate knew very well that it was useless to play cute and roll, the only chance was to make up for his mistakes in dealing with the miasma, and Hu Xueting saw that he was right For the sake of being very familiar with controlling miasma, let him come out of the mining area early.
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