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- In the hot desert, three embarrassed figures rested against the shadow of the car.
"I'm convinced. Haven't you eaten pork or seen a pig run? I didn't tell you where the brakes are. Wouldn't you look for them yourself? There are two places for your feet under your legs, one for the accelerator and the other for the brakes. What do you do?" You can¡¯t tell the difference.¡± Wang Xuanzhen leaned on the car, sweat had already drenched him from head to toe, the desert weather was tormenting for ordinary people, but it was very, very tormenting for a fat man. The air conditioner was broken and couldn't be turned on, so we had to sit outside.
Xiang Que said with a smile: "Calm down, I may not be very good at quick thinking. At that time, the speed of the car was too fast and I was a little confused. I forgot that there is a part called the brake on the car."
"Wait, it will take at least a day for the car rental company to deliver the car. The key is how to live this day. Not all the moisture on my body will be evaporated." Wang Xuanzhen panted heavily, and had to take out the He drank half of a bottle of water by himself and poured the other half on his head.
Xiang Que turned his head to look at Cao Shanjun with his eyes closed and rested, looked suspiciously and said, "Why don't you sweat at all? You have your own air conditioner."
Cao Shanjun closed his eyes and said lightly: "Calm mind is naturally cool, meditate quietly, don't worry about the weather and you will find In fact, it is hotter I didn't sweat because I put the The pores are closed, and I don¡¯t want the water to flow too much¡±
Xiang Que and Wang Xuanzhen fell silent for a moment.
"No, I'm going crazy." Wang Xuan was really dazed.
"Hey, hey" Xiang Que jumped up from the ground in a flash of wit.
In the distance, a cloud of dust rose on the horizon, and a car was approaching from far to near at a fast speed.
"There is a car, there is a car coming." Xiang Que said a little excitedly: "Stop it, let's take a ride and see if it's okay?"
Wang Xuanzhen stretched his neck and said: "That depends on whether people are willing or not, this matter cannot be forced Let's try to use money to open the way."
"Pa" Wang Xuanzhen took out a stack of banknotes and patted it on the Cherokee.
Ten minutes later, an Audi q5 drove over at a high speed. Before they could reach out to stop the car, the Audi stopped next to the Cherokee with a "swish".
The car window was rolled down, revealing a delicate face with a pair of sunglasses on the bridge of the nose.
"Hi, handsome guy, how about enjoying the scenery?" A young and pretty girl waved at the three of them.
Looking at the people in the car, Xiang Que said with emotion: "It's really a coincidence that we never meet again in life."
There were two women sitting in the car, the two girls they met on the train, a girl who could drink a lot and the woman who said a word from beginning to end.
Wang Xuanzhen stuck out his tongue like a wolf dog and said, "The car broke down, and I'm lying down."
"Oh, what a pity," the little girl said pitifully.
Wang Xuanzhen blinked his eyes, and asked in surprise: "No more?"
"Hehe, what more do you want to say next? Then I'm sorry for you?" The little girl asked with her eyes narrowed.
"No, what?" Wang Xuanzhen asked tentatively: "You two women are very dangerous in the desert, do you need bodyguards? We can take on the jobs of drivers, bodyguards, cooks, coolies, and you don't have to pay a penny for the wages. Just give us a ride"
"Thank you, no need, it's more dangerous with you," the woman driving the car replied coldly, putting her foot on the gas pedal.
"Shua" Xiang Que quickly stopped in front of the car, and said with a smile: "Beauty, please make it easy. We are lewd, really lewd."
Wang Xuanzhen leaned on the car window and said: "Girl, in this weather, if you leave me here within two hours, I will have to be an adult. You can save someone's life by taking me for a ride. It's convenient and convenient. The conditions are whatever you want." You can say whatever you want"
The beautiful woman who was driving turned her head and said lightly: "Okay, then you can sit on the carport."
"Eh, isn't it faster?" Wang Xuanzhen said with a bitter face.
"Sister Rong Rong, you see they are pitiful, let's let the three of them take a ride together." The little girl shook the woman's arm.
"Qiqi, there are too many bad people in this world. We two and the three of them are not equal in strength, what should we do if something happens? You are not familiar with the place, you should call it bad every day, and it is too late to regret it"
"No, no." Wang Xuanzhen quickly waved his hands and said, "Look at us, how honest and honest we are."
"Smoking, drinking, playing cards, and being shirtless is what a good person should do?"
Xiang Que said speechlessly: "Report to the world, it's all right."
Five minutes later, Xiang Que and Cao Shanjun leaned on the hood motionless like two dead dogs, and Wang Xuanzhen continued to grind each other.
Ten minutes later, they continued to maintain this posture, but once they couldn't hold on anymore, the hood was so hot that they were so hot that they were going to be bald.
Twenty minutes later, the woman in the car went crazy: "If you don't get out of the way, I'll just run over you"
"Plop" Cao Shanjun reacted quickly at the critical moment, and he lay down on his stomach in front of the car directly under the wheel.
Wang Xuanzhen said in embarrassment: "Come on, it's better to be crushed to death directly than to die from the heat."
"This man's face can be used as a city wall," the beautiful woman Kai said helplessly.
"Boom, boom" the three got into the car, and under Xiang Que, Wang Xuanzhen and Cao Shanjun's extremely shameless offensive, the woman in the car compromised and allowed them to take them for a while.
"What about the car outside, just leave it like this," Xiang Que asked with a sigh of relief.
"It's okay, there is a location on the car, the car rental company will find it." Wang Xuanzhen stretched out his fat hand and stretched it forward: "Wang Xuanzhen, hello, what's the girl's name?"
The woman driving looked ahead and ignored him. The girl in the co-pilot reached out and shook her hand and said, "Qiqi, Feng Qiqi, next to me is my senior sister Rongrong."
"Let me tell you, good people are destined to be rewarded with rewards. You will be blessed for the rest of your life, that's all right." Wang Xuanzhen piled up on the back seat, feeling the cold air from the air conditioner and felt that he was finally relieved.
"Get up" Rongrong looked at the rearview mirror and spoke suddenly.
"Ah? Didn't you give up your seat?" Wang Xuanzhen suddenly became alert, and his eyes became confused again.
"You come to drive, and you still want to sit for nothing, what a good thing"
Qi Qi turned around with a smile and said, "My sister Rongrong is very nice, with a sharp mouth and a tofu heart, right?"
"Crackling" the Audi stopped, Rongrong replaced Wang Xuanzhen, and sat by the window by herself.
Xiang Que gritted his teeth and said, "Beauty, really, good people will definitely be rewarded."
"Hmph, hmph, I've never seen such a brash-faced man like you."
Audi pulled five people and drove on the desert. The hard-working Wang Xuanzhen has been fulfilling the driver's responsibility since he got in the car.
Due to the long delay on the road, they failed to reach the ruins of the ancient city of Loulan in the evening.
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