"Master, if you subdue the demon, you will subdue the demon. Why do you keep drooling!"
Monkey stared wide-eyed, looking nervously at Sanbu,
I still remember that when I was in Wuzhishan, after San Zan saw him, he still vividly remembered the incident of prying his head with a nine-ringed tin stick,
So after seeing San Zan wipe his saliva, the monkey felt an inexplicable sense of familiarity!
Furthermore,
The monkey feels that he is not himself now!
In those days, there was trouble in the Heavenly Palace,
It has forgotten how long it has been since the Monkey King's wanton and wild laughter. Now he is following Sanbu all the way to the west. It should have been the one who smashed and robbed all the way, and then led people into the West Paradise.
But now,
Monkey always feels like a soy saucer!
It's depressed!
At this time,
San Zan looked at the anxious monkey, wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth, and said with a grin: "Pohou, this time you are lucky, I heard that this is a pot of Tang's braised pork!"
Tang's braised pork?
A row of question marks appeared on the back of the monkey's head. Before he could ask, San Zan noticed the gaffe in his words, and quickly changed his words:
"It's a very powerful pig demon who can fly through the clouds!"
"oh?"
The monkey rolled his eyes after hearing this, and he had a little understanding in his heart. He nodded slightly, and said with a smile: "Master is happy, as long as he is happy!"
happy,
Of course I am happy!
Not only the three burials are happy, but the horse is also very happy!
So,
Under the leadership of the famous family member Ding, San Zan and Hou Zi followed to Gao Lao Village!
As soon as I entered Zhuangzi,
The famous servant rushed into the courtyard in a hurry and shouted: "Master, master, I have found an expert who can subdue demons!"
Accompanied by a tinkling sound, soon a little old man on crutches and a worried woman walked out tremblingly,
After seeing the three burials and monkeys,
The head of the little old man's eyes suddenly stared, then his body trembled, and he sat down on the ground with a plop, pointed in the direction of the monkey, and said in a hoarse and frightened voice:
"Monster monster, monster, don't come here!!!"
"Amitabha, my Buddha is merciful!"
Seeing this, San Zan hurriedly recited the Buddha's name in a low voice, then looked at the monkey beside him, and said viciously: "Wukong, look, you scared the old man!"
After speaking,
San Zan stepped forward, and when he was about to stretch out his hand, he saw the little old man struggling back a few times tremblingly, looking at the monkey in horror,
In a voice trembling with fear, he said: "Monsterdon't come here, that little eminent monk, quickly take this big monster away!"
After speaking,
San Zan and Monkey were all stunned!
Especially the three burials,
He looked at his hands in astonishment, and then turned his head to look at the monkey who was about to burst out laughing, the flesh all over his face was squeezed together instantly,
A pair of sword eyebrows even slanted towards the sky!
paralysis,
Too much deception!
At this time,
The servant who brought Sanbu to Gaolaozhuang earlier ran up to help Gao Yuanwai up, and then bowed to Sanbu with an apologetic face.
Only then hastily explained to Gao Yuanwai: "My lord, this handsome man with natural sword eyebrows oh is the eminent monk, and the young monk with long hair next to him is the apprentice of this eminent monk!"
Ka Ka Ka
At this moment,
San Zan looked at the servant, his eyes narrowed into slits, and there was a faint cold light like a cold pool, his fists were clenched tightly, and there was a crisp joint cracking sound!
see,
Knowing that San Zan had murderous intentions in his heart, the monkey quickly stepped forward and grabbed San Zan's hand, but anxiously said in a low voice: "Master calm down, we are here to subdue demons, not to forcibly convert others!"
"Hiss! Hoo!"
After taking a deep breath, San Zan finally suppressed the killing intent in his heart, then turned his head to look at the monkey and said, "Pohou, don't you understand what you are saying? Let go!"
After speaking,
Under the monkey's half-push and half-acceptance, Sanzan with a straight face broke free from the monkey's bony arm, and walked slowly outside the old man.
Putting his hands together, he said with a smile: "Old benefactor, the poor monk came from the Eastern Tang Dynasty and went to the Western Paradise.Buddha, I heard that there are monsters making trouble here at the benefactor, so I took the initiative to bring my disciples to subdue the monsters! "
"Oh oh oh¡¡"
After hearing this, the old man was relieved, and after carefully looking at the three funerals a few times, after confirming that the other party was indeed not a monster,
Only then did I breathe a sigh of relief in the dark!
Later,
?The old man hurriedly imitated the three burials, clasping his hands together, with a vigilant and apologetic smile on his wrinkled old face,
Looking at Sanbu sincerely, he said in a low voice: "Eminent monk, I am old and dizzy. I just recognized the eminent monk as a monster. Please don't be offended by the eminent monk!"
hehe!
Sanbuan gritted his teeth and sneered in his heart, then explained:
"The monks are merciful, how can the poor monk blame the benefactor just because of a word from the benefactor? Don't worry, the benefactor is definitely not a narrow-minded person. The benefactor must trust the benefactor!"
"I believe, of course I believe! Hahaha"
After listening to the old man, he quickly resolved the embarrassment here with a dry smile, then turned around and looked at the person beside him, and said anxiously: "Quick, quick, please come in, the eminent monk!"
Not long after,
San Zan and Hou Zi entered Gao Lao Zhuang and became guests of Gao Yuan Wai, and they heard Gao Yuan Wai talk about the origin of the monsters!
(Dry here omit some water!)
After a while,
San Zan looked at Gao Yuanwai in front of him in shock, staring at those thick eyebrows and big eyes, pointing at the wryly smiling Gao Yuanwai with tongue-tied eyes, and gloatingly said:
"Fuck me I'm Mituofo, what the benefactor means is that the benefactor actually recruited a monster to be his son-in-law!"
Gao Yuanwai: (¡Ñ_¡Ñ;)
Mrs. Gao and her servants: o_o
At this time,
San Zan looked at the monkey beside him with a grin, and said loudly:
"The poor monk thought that it would be a ridiculous thing for the poor monk to accept a monster as an apprentice. I didn't expect that there were still people who recruited a monster as a son-in-law, and I didn't even think about whether my daughter could bear it. How could I say 'bull' Force' can describe it!"
Sun Wukong: ¡ú_¡úTake the wrong medicine?
At this time,
As if sensing the doubt in the monkey's eyes, San Zan 'suddenly realized' for a moment, then immediately turned to look outside Gao Yuan,
With both hands and his face full of apology, he said: "Old benefactor, as the saying goes, monks don't tell lies, and the poor monk is outspoken. If there are many offenses in words, I ask the old benefactor to forgive me, and I hope the old benefactor will not take offense!"
Gao Yuanwai: Huhuhuhu
Gao Yuanwai, who didn't catch his breath, looked at the appearance of the third burial, and almost kicked his legs to complain in front of the Buddha on the spot!
Mahler Gobi,
This is definitely revenge for what I said wrong just now, isn't this damn narrow-minded?
The monk who said the dog,
It's fine to ridicule Lao Tzu's poor eyesight, but he bites the word "Old Benefactor" so hard, isn't this trying to piss off the old man?
Thinking of this,
Gao Yuanwai, who had regained his composure, pointed at Tang Sanzan with a pale face, out of breath, and yelled with a pale face, "Get out get out!"
"Come on, get this evil monk out of here Hit! Get out! Go!!!" (Remember this site's website: www.hlnovel.com