Yang San looked at his own portrait on the ID card and felt that the world was a little magical. This kind of painting made with a square box is more like the real person than the best painter in the court.
Yang San felt very depressed about the above saying that she was eighteen years old, she was only four thousand years old in a few hundred years!
? According to the life files produced by the office, both of her parents died when she was young, so she was adopted by Daohua Temple, studied Taoism, and went down the mountain to travel as an adult. Her birthday above is August thirteenth.
Speaking of which, this office is also a bit magical. When she signed her name on the contract that promised not to commit crimes casually, she faintly felt that some kind of cause and effect had formed in her soul.
She was thoughtful, the person who came up with this contract should be a master, but who knows who it is?
While she was thinking, she was bored listening to a monster popularize common sense in the world.
"If you encounter monsters who have sneaked into the human world, please don't catch them carelessly. There will be extra rewards at that time. If the monster has committed numerous crimes, it doesn't matter to kill them directly."
Yang San's eyes lit up, which means it's edible!
"We monsters must also keep pace with the times. We must learn the four modernizations of the world well. We must remember the eight honors and eight disgraces, and we must not lose the face of monsters"
"Don't yell when you see cars and TV shows, just like a country bumpkin who has never seen the world."
For the next three days, Yang San was forced to stay in the office, stuffed with common sense, and when she came out, her steps were still a little shaky.
It turned out that the houses she saw that day were called high-rise buildings, and the ones winding like long snakes were called expressways, and the ones on the expressways were cars. She just slept for a thousand years, but she realized what vicissitudes are called. The friends she knew before have all become figures in legends, and there are few deeds left behind. She thought she just fell asleep, but in the eyes of other monsters, she had lost her soul because of the failure of the tribulation.
Although she heard thunder before going to bed, the thunder didn't hit her, did it?
Yang San was full of doubts accumulated in his heart, so he could only find the answer slowly. In the past three days, the office also provided some food, but those food without aura would not make you hungry at all, the point is that they are not delicious! It has been many years, and these monsters have not improved at all in cooking. Humans are very talented in this respect
Maybe in the world, she can condescend and communicate with them.
She changed into ordinary clothes in the world, and was sent to city r by the office with Xiaojin, a food reserve. Before leaving, Yang San exchanged some gold bars with those from the office.
City r is a first-tier city in Huaguo. It is bustling and bustling, with endless traffic on the streets. Even though she had seen it on the big screen, she was still shocked by seeing it with her own eyes.
Realizing that his behavior was very similar to that of a country bumpkin in the office monster's mouth, Yang San scowled and made a serious expression, only his eyes rolled around. She is a monster! Unlike those little monsters, they can't do things that lower their status.
Yang San took Xiao Jin and turned around slowly, to see if he could touch a place with sufficient aura, so as to fill his stomach a little. She looks tender, her skin is fair like snow, she looks like a high school student, and she is carrying a koi in her hand, so she has a high rate of turning heads when she walks on the street. But very soon, Yang San discovered that Xiaojin, who had stored grain, was more popular than her.
"Your fish is a koi, right? It looks good, how much are you willing to sell it for? How about five hundred?"
"I'm willing to offer one thousand, but you offer five hundred. Isn't that bullying little girls who don't understand?"
What someone snatches is a good thing. Two of them even started to fight and bid over there. One of them was wearing a black striped t-shirt with delicate features.
Although Xiaojin is not a rare goldfish, but she was raised by Yang San, and with some of her breath, she was enlightened and lived smoothly for a thousand years. The reason why he has not been able to transform is simply because no demon has taught him how to practice in the past thousand years. However, he is also fundamentally different from the goldfish on the market. Even ordinary humans can vaguely see that this goldfish is unusual, which makes them scramble to bid.
Five hundred yuanshe wouldn't sell half a million!
Yang San didn't say anything, just glanced at them. The unemotional eyes made the two of them feel a chill down their backs in the hot weather.
"A gentleman doesn't take what others like. Since the little girl doesn't sell it, then forget it."
"Yeah, anyway, you can buy better ones at this price."
The two who were still arguing just now dispersed soon.
Yang San found a corner where no one was around, and asked Xiao JinAfter leaving, Yang San praised Xiao Jin, "That's right, I'll teach you the art of transformation when I'm full."
Xiao Jin flicked his tail happily, causing a few drops of water in the jar to splash out
Wan Yunfei walked out of the community, and was a little surprised to find that she was not sleepy. Ever since she went to the haunted house to live broadcast the day before yesterday, she has been feeling very tired, feeling like she couldn't get enough sleep.
Probably because I slept enough before.
Wan Yunfei thought this way, and was going to go back to choose the next live broadcast location. There are quite a few people broadcasting live online now, if you want to stand out from the crowd, you have to catch people's attention. It was impossible for Wan Yunfei to sell meat, so she had to find another way, going to various haunted places to broadcast live, and thus gained a lot of popularity during this period.
As for ghosts or something, she doesn't believe in them at all.
She suddenly felt a little cold, and couldn't help tugging at her collar. (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com