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- The slogan is exaggerated, and the cover even features a beautiful girl with long legs to attract wolves. "Tang Bohu Spots Autumn Fragrance" fits Deng Chi's perception of bad movies, so Deng Chi didn't plan to watch it.
But when the movie clicked on, Deng Chi didn't quit right away.
How about an old saying?
Come all come
?The cannonball that I made an appointment with, I have to finish it with tears in my eyes
The movie I clicked on, shouldn't I be blind after watching it twice?
While Deng Chi was thinking about it, the plot had already unfolded.
The protagonist of this movie is Tang Bohu, who is a master of poetry and painting, rich in wealth, and is also the first of the four great talents in the south of the Yangtze River.
Deng Chi knew that Su City in Qinzhou was called Suzhou in ancient times, and the south of Qinzhou was called Jiangnan.
But that's not the point.
The point is the beginning of this movie.
I saw Tang Bohu took out the brush in a very stylish way
Deng Chi thought that the protagonist was about to start creating, writing, writing, drawing or something, but this guy was actually roasting chicken wings?
It turns out that the brush is not dipped in ink, but in soy sauce?
What kind of brain circuit is this screenwriter?
Still very interesting.
Immediately afterwards, Zhu Zhishan appeared.
The film introduces the identity of Zhu Zhishan, one of the four great talents in the south of the Yangtze River, and Tang Bohu's good friend with simple and rude dialogues.
This is also not the point.
The point is that this Zhu Zhishan doesn't look like a wit at all, even more unreliable than Tang Bohu roasting chicken wings with a brush.
He turned out to be a bad gambler, he often cleared himself of all losses, and then asked Tang Bohu to paint for himself to sell for money
Although the dialogue is simple and rough, there are a lot of small stalks interspersed.
Next, Tang Bohu was finally going to paint.
However, what stunned Deng Chi was that Tang Bohu used Zhu Zhishan's body in his painting
Bang bang bang.
Boom boom boom.
After such operations, Tang Bohu really drew a beautiful ink painting!
Is it an exaggeration?
Very exaggerated!
Nonsense?
Very nonsense!
The screenwriter is simply brilliant.
But for some reason, Deng Chi felt that it was more interesting, although he didn't laugh¡ª¡ª
Deng Chi, as a person with a great sense of humor, can make a "funny" evaluation of a movie, which is already a very high standard.
This time, Deng Chi withdrew in no hurry.
This movie successfully aroused his interest.
at the same time.
Deng Chi saw a series of bullet screens appearing above the movie. Compared with people like Deng Chi who have a great sense of humor, these bullet screens are too joyful:
"Damn it!"
"Killing me!"
"Hahahahahaha, the lifeblood of this guy has drawn the little bug in the eagle's beak"
"Are you an eagle or a worm in an eagle's beak?"
"Anyway, I don't wear a tick."
""
Deng Chi didn't block the barrage.
Although he himself has a good laugh, he will be in a good mood when he sees these sand sculpture netizens happy in the barrage.
Probably because, happiness is contagious?
The plot continues.
It turned out that this Tang Bohu actually had eight wives.
It's just that the painting styles of these eight wives are not quite right.
They were obsessed with Pai Gow, made the birds drawn by Tang Bohu into chickens, and used Tang Bohu's poetry collection as a table
Tang Bohu forced a smile on his face.
But his old mother couldn't understand: "You are young and promising now, with a successful career, a wealth of wealth, and a lot of wives and concubines. You should be the happiest person in the world. Why do you have a long face all day long?"
Seeing this, Deng Chi suddenly felt as if he had been hit.
Tang Bohu looks like himself!
There are also people who often don't understand Deng Chi, saying that Deng Chi is handsome and rich, and his girlfriends are prettier than the other, so why does he still suffer from depression
At this moment, Deng Chi felt that he understood Tang Bohu very well.
It's a pity that this kind of sad emotion can't spread, and it is diluted by the next scene. Tang Bohu's eight wives together
hanged himself?
Tang Bohu admired: "Eight people hang themselves together, how spectacular it is!"
Deng Chi had the urge to laugh for the first time.
youIs it the style of the movie?
Anyway, the vast majority of people couldn't stop laughing when they saw this.
And amidst the laughter of countless audiences, Tang Bohu entered Washington.
At this time, the plot has been connected in series.
Mrs. Hua has a feud with the Tang family, so she hates Tang Bohu
However, Qiu Xiang, whom Tang Bohu was thinking of, had a crush on Tang Bohu, a great talent, and even recited Tang Bohu's poem:
"Peach Blossom Temple in Taohuawu, Peach Blossom Immortals live in Peach Blossom Temple. Peach Blossom Immortals plant peach trees, and pick peach blossoms in exchange for wine money."
Seeing this, Deng Chi's laughter suddenly subsided slightly, and his expression also flashed a little strange¡ª¡ª
This poem was written by a screenwriter?
No matter how spoofed the previous plot is and how magical the screenwriter's brain circuit is, it cannot be ignored to the level of this verse.
Anyone with a little literary literacy can recognize the artistic conception of this poem!
This screenwriter has something!
There are not a few people who have similar feelings to Deng Chi, and the barrage was obviously shocked:
"This poem is of a very high level!"
"I looked it up, it's original by the screenwriter."
"You are fast, how many years have you been single?"
"The screenwriter is XianyuI'm so convinced, Xianyu's literary talent is too terrifying, this poem is absolutely amazing!"
"No wonder Xianyu's lyrics are so well written!"
"How do I feel that Xianyu is a bit like Tang Bohu?"
"Don't tell me, it's really His lyrics and music are in the style of everyone But the script he wrote is very nonsense and spoof, it's a bit like Tang Bohu's game"
""
The audience was more or less shocked.
?But this is not the end, because Tang Bohu himself answered a few lines, which seemed to be the same poem as Qiu Xiang's recitation:
"The world laughs at me for being too crazy, and I laugh at others for not being able to see through. I don't see the tombs of heroes in the five tombs, and there are no flowers and no wine to hoe the fields."
Wow!
Exploded!
If it is said that everyone was just surprised and surprised when they heard the few lines Qiuxiang read, then when these lines came out, many viewers were already stunned and shocked!
"Again?"
"This poem is a fortress!"
"The screenwriter is such a god!"
"Is it the same song that Qiu Xiang read?"
"I said before that this movie has no connotation, let me stop! Do these few lines of poetry have enough connotation for you!"
"At first I thought it was a funny movie Only now do I realize how talented the screenwriter is!"
"Stone hammer! Tang Bohu is Xianyu, and Xianyu is Tang Bohu!"
""
At this moment, Deng Chi's eyes were staring like eggs!
He couldn't help breathing a little too fast
The world laughs at me for being too crazy, but I laugh at others not being able to see through?
At the beginning, what happened to Tang Bohu only made Deng Chi feel a little empathy, but these few lines of poems pierced Deng Chi's heart directly like a sharp knife!
He felt that all his emotions were fully expressed by this poem!
funny?
Really being a screenwriter can only be funny, that's really funny!
This screenwriter hides too deeply!
His literary attainments and his verse level directly raised this movie to a new level!
"Xianyu?"
Many bullet screens are saying that the screenwriter is Xianyu.
Originally, Deng Chi didn't pay much attention to it, he just thought it sounded familiar, but at this moment he suddenly remembered
Xianyu seems to be a composer?
The screenwriter of this movie is Xianyu?
This person is too good!
At this moment, in Deng Chi's heart, a trace of admiration for Xianyu arose in Deng Chi's heart. What a state it is to hoe the fields without flowers and wine
Don't say that Qiuxiang worships Tang Bohu!
Deng Chi felt that he was about to become a fan of Tang Bohu!
And at this time
The movie is not over yet!
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