"Damn human beings, they actually cut the lovely Gugu into pieces and ate them in their stomachs." The man wiped his eyes and said desolately, "Our Gugu is really miserable."
Yu Miao:
Gugu?
Which gugu? Aunt or Mushroom or Gugu?
What the hell is this!
She still didn't talk to her, kept quiet, and tried her best to gather herself together, pretending that she was just a timid and innocent child.
However, the man did not leave. After removing the hand that wiped his eyes, Yu Miao noticed that the circles of his eyes were really red, and some crystal tears could even be seen!
Master.
If this is not really crazy, then it is really an acting school.
?Look at the sad little eyes, look at the tears that are about to drip, and listen to the voice with a little nasal sound behind it, which gradually becomes low, it's amazing!
Yu Miao felt that she was about to be aroused and started acting.
"Dong Yao Dong Yao, you are such a beautiful mushroom, I will squat with you too!" After the man finished speaking, he turned around and squatted down next to Yu Miao. , "We are all little mushrooms, cute little mushrooms. It's a pity that it doesn't rain in the sky, and the skin of our mushrooms is dry, alas"
He talked as he spoke, but why did he start singing again? The tune was weird, probably a melody made up on the spot.
However, she does know which "gugu" it is.
So, are they squatting mushrooms?
Yu Miao looked at herself, and then at the person beside her.
Fan Miao's figure is slender, squatting here is not conspicuous, which is quite suitable for the person.
This one is tall. Although he doesn't look strong, he is the kind of handsome man with a youthful look, but his legs are slender, and he squats like this, which makes him feel a little pitiful.
Inexplicably, he was no longer human. Yu Mushroom felt that he was so serious just now that he thought it was the idea of ??being an undercover joint, and he thought too much.
"You" Why don't you squat to the side instead of squeezing me.
As soon as he uttered a word, the mushroom man quickly covered Yu Miao's mouth with his hand: "Shh! Don't talk, if humans hear it, they will pick us all up for cooking! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Crap¡¡"
Do you want such a double standard!
You can talk, sing and cry, but you blocked me after I said a single word?
Yu Miao really wanted to go back, but facing such a snake spirit who cried so much that she didn't care about her image, she felt¡ª¡ª
Yes, but not necessary.
She could only pull his hand down, imitating his way just now and whispering:
"Don't cry, it's over when someone hears it. It's about to have a lot of water, and it can be boiled into mushroom soup."
As soon as these words came out, the young man stopped crying all of a sudden.
Yu Miao thought that he would calm down, but who knows, this man suddenly turned his head to look at Yu Miao, there seemed to be other emotions in those dark eyes, not as silly and pitiful as before.
What kind of plot is this?
Are mushrooms going to evolve into mushroom bombs?
Yu Miao was planning to move to a nest by herself, so as not to talk to him again, but the mushroom man who was crying just now rushed forward, shouting: "Mushroom! Delicious mushroom! I want to eat it, I want to eat it! Mushroom soup is delicious! We humans love to eat mushrooms!"
As he said that, he stretched out his two arms, hugged Yu Miao tightly, and at the same time opened his mouth to bite her on the face.
Yu Miao:? ? ?
The agreed Mushroom is miserable? How the hell can you transfer your household registration to yourself? (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com